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Champagne - Cigars - Custom Suits | The Founder - Champagne Custom Clothiers | ♦️ | Just here to talk shit and sell suits. Holla at me for your next suit!
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Heard you ordered a Grande Pumpkin Spice Caramel Latte
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Fun fact: China owns ALL (but 1) pandas in the world. Any new pandas born, no matter where, are still citizens of China and must be returned to China by their 4th birthday. They gift-lend pandas to countries they like and when you piss them off, they take back their pandas 😂
SAN DIEGO (AP) — China plans to send San Diego Zoo more pandas this year, reigniting its panda diplomacy.
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Thing I love bout this app, 20 years from now we gon see this pic next to an update about lil bro getting accepted into med school
my sister drünk asl I bought her home why tf my nephew go get his doctor kit bro 😩😭😭😭😭
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Told my sister OJ died and she had a very Atlanta response
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The wife tells me we’re invited to a couples only pool party this weekend.
Ma’am, what exactly is a couples only pool party? And who invited you?
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30+ Twitter looking at this like “that’s too much sweet for me”
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The 45th president got our pandas taken 😂
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The 26 D.E.M.U.R.E. (Divas Empowered with Morals and Unstoppable Radiant Energy) Sisters of the Traveling Pants loading as we speak…
Greeks, yall BETTER NOT name that girl or that line Demure this fall either 💀💀💀
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Ain’t seen a 4.0 next to my name since the 7th grade. I’m proud of me.
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Me and shawty been liking pics back and forth for 3 days now. I’m bout to DM her “girl stop playing! Lemme beat it out the frame!” Or is that too subtle?
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Because I’m married.
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Walked into work 30 minutes late. Found out I’m getting a raise.
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Well while I’ve got you here, I own a custom suit company. If you’re getting married, have a big event coming or you’re just a guy who likes a good suit, I’d love to outfit you! Check out Champagne Custom Clothiers!
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I don’t have a single problem that 100k cash wouldn’t solve right now
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Rozay let you know exactly what he was about right out the gate!
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Ok so I gotta plug for sis since she got y’all laughing. She’s in Atlanta and has a home bakery and makes amazing desserts! Check her out on ig:
@SoIcingBakery
(she’s on here too but not active)
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I can tell. Call me at least 8 weeks out from the next time you need a tux. We’ll make magic happen for you.
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@KarlousM
You just called a dark skin black woman a monster. They not gon let this fly 🤦🏾♂️
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My barber just pulled up in a Tesla. I know rates finna go up
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My first cougar paid me for dick. I slept over after we finished and woke up about 630am to find her getting dressed for work. She said “oh you’re up! Well I left $100 on the counter downstairs, can you get my car washed?” I washed it myself and pocketed the $100.
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You asked the ladies but I just wanna show off a lil bit. Upgraded shawty last year with a custom made piece.
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"A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men."
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Remember that Chappelle’s Show skit where they played drums in the barbershop and all the Black people danced but it wasn’t until he shouted Spanish gibberish through a bull horn that the Latinos got hype. That’s this tweet.
Frankie Beverly was not being played in my household when I was growing up. More like Celia Cruz, Tito Rojas, Gilberto Santa Rosa, Groupi Niche and etc
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I was 21 when I became a Nupe. My Kappa League mentor (a published Getty photographer) took these of me 5 days fresh off the burning sands
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Y’all remember when I posted about those 4 rounds of interviews I had?
Just got the call, I got the job! Champagne and cigars tonight!
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My best friend is getting married in 5 minutes
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Malicious Compliance at its finest. Shawty has a very bright future in corporate management 😂
Told my niece to fold the clothes in the dryer and came back to this🤦🏽♂️😭
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“Sumn wrong wit da pussy” in a court of law gotta be the most Atlanta shit I’ve ever seen!
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Niggas can't even see me, I'm way in the sky…
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I did some custom blazers for a local college like 2 years ago. My biggest sale ever.
They just called to reup.
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Wife and I ain’t said more than 10 words to each other all day. One of those quiet fights lol. Out of nowhere she brings me a plate of fresh shrimp tacos. She poisoning me, ain’t she y’all?
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The best gift is something that I actually asked for
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Today is my 1 year anniversary with my company. It’s been a great year. They’ve paid 100% tuition for me to go back to school. My manager is very supportive. All in all, imma stay another year.
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@PeaceIsGone
@_PhallonX0X0
So what you’ve committed is a logical fallacy called ‘straw man’. You purposely misrepresented the argument in order to make it easier to attack. You’re projecting your insecurities into your arguments. That doesn’t make for sound reasoning.
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It’s appropriate to leave a job for ANY reason.
You think it’s appropriate to leave a job if they don’t promote you within a certain window?
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Shot my shot at work yesterday. There’s another team I wanna move to and I ran into one of the team leaders on the elevator. Just got a lunch invite calendar notification. I love it when a plan comes together
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I wanted to bake some cookies. Wife wanted me to make brownies.
I’m bout to make brookies. Follow me for more tips on how to be a good husband
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Need joints like this but in gold
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Because that’s where your “natural waistline” is. Wearing high-waisted pants elongates the legs and gives the slight illusion of height.
Like the Gurkha waistband on these, for example.
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Today is the most Friday-iest Thursday I’ve ever seen 🤦🏾♂️
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My dad and me
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Women in my presence never touch doors
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At the gas station. Shawty out here putting air in her own tires and it’s a nigga sitting in the passenger seat. Some of y’all niggas really are worthless.
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It was PV. I did their Sports Hall of Fame Inductee blazers. This pic doesn’t show all the details. Custom patch. Custom designed lining. Custom buttons.
I did some custom blazers for a local college like 2 years ago. My biggest sale ever.
They just called to reup.
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A few favorites. Need to shoot my newest joints soon
Fellas can we get a thread going of you in a suit? Ladies love a man in a suit!
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Gotta be this one
What’s that picture that made you say “damn I’m a fine ass man “
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Damn, where I get it from? These bitches always wonder “who?” Then they meet my pops and tell him “Champagne is just a younger you!”
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Shoutout to the good brothers Kaught Up & Konfessions for holding it down with Usher at the Super Bowl!
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Also while you’re here, I own a custom clothing brand. We make amazing suits and outerwear for men. (Ladies brand drops in July!) If you’re getting married soon, I’d love to outfit you!
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Why did I let y’all convince me to go run in 92° weather 🤦🏾♂️🥵
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