My team is hiring for:
👉 UX/UI
👉 Web dev
👉 Marketing
👉 Scrum master
🌴 Based in Miami, FL
🍸 Focused on the liquor industry (but we build software)
(sry for using all these emojis I feel like u are not allowed to post about tech jobs without them)
Anyways, DM!
@epicjobs
My eye doctor told me to look up from your screen, shut your eyes and make really big figure 8's with your eyeballs to stretch the muscles in there. Supposedly helps w screen headaches.
The rumors are T R U E. I’ll be relocating from Boulder to Miami for 3 months to scale an agency I helped start about a year ago. Exciting times ahead (and if anyone knows of short term subleases in MIA....lmk)
What's the word for when you're driving and become hyper-aware that you're operating a two-ton slab of metal going 75 mph just mere feet away from other fallible humans
Waiting to see how
@Uber_Support
will react to my email re: my driver this morning that 1) got pulled over 2) had an expired license and 3) called the police officer a "fucking faggot"
#MovingForward
You can't just end any arbitrary statement with "Thanks for coming to my TED Talk". It dilutes the value of the meme and and cheapens the original point when not used correctly. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
happy pride....str8 people I have a message for you...pls bring some unique energy to the club as it reopens...do not be a spectator...contribute to the environment...
unpopular opinion: bread edition ok ill start sourdough is the superior variety gluten-free will *never* have the range and wonderbread still slaps for pb&j's
*designs immaculate keynote deck that is sure to secure $7 trillion dollars in funding and possibly win a Grammy or Nobel Peace Price*
client: looks good, can you make it in PowerPoint ?
..
miami is lowkey the perfect tech hub...
1) energetically paced
2) no income tax
3) minimal oversight
4) tech bros don't care if it will be underwater in 10 years bc their exit strategy roadmap can be executed in 3.5
Made these as a gift a while ago and just rediscovered them– pictures of different places she went that year paired with hand written quotes from books she read 🤗
I made a few months ago as an extremely extra way to keep track of the brand guides I dig up for client research.
Forgot about it until I saw a
@Cloudflare
update that it got 400+ unique visitors last month 🤯🤯🤯
@OfficialRezz
Rezz i am free that Thursday if you are free to hangout beforehand i am also free if you would like to hang out we can when im free that thursday
It feels important to share that the Cheesecake Factory operates at 97.5% efficiency and wastes < 3% of food despite having 250 menu items at each location.
Freelance homies:
I am always around to bounce ideas off of, test your feature, critique your deck, whatever.
Also always down to chat pricing tables, SOWs, contracts, and the harder-to-talk-about stuff.
Let’s be there for each other.