Why girls not open about going to freshen up before sex? If I meet a dude at the club or I been out all day, I have no issue excusing myself to wash up before his face between my thighs.
@NYGELSARTORIAL
I did shrooms once in HS, went home and stared at my (moving) wall for 2 hours, my mom came in and asked if I wanted to go the store w her. On the drive there we almost wrecked because I thought she was about to hit a pack of bunnies in the street that I hallucinated
Got into it w this woman because I told her kids to stop throwing rocks at the ducks (I didn’t see her) she told me don’t tell her kids what to do. Told her she needs to monitor her serial killer children better before they grow up and kill her in her sleep. She ain’t like that.
@WPXIMelanie
I feel like this was a missed opportunity for financial gain by the uber driver. Pretty much all my uber drivers in ATL asked if I needed some weed.