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Mike Cessario
9 years
Starting my 3 day Pizza Cleanse. Wish me luck.
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1 year
@MrBeast Yo! Love to chat. DM me your contact info (I rarely use personal Twitter and have no followers so I’ll see it right away) 🤘
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Mike Cessario
2 years
@sir @sampullara @jwmares @LiquidDeath @FlowHydration Best of luck to you. End of the day, talk is cheap. Someone either builds a billion dollar beverage brand or they don’t. Maybe we will become just like a failed hat co from 20 years ago. Maybe your digital water biz will become like 100’s of failed tech co’s from 20 years ago.
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Mike Cessario
7 years
@SallyHogshead You are one of my advertising heroes. Thought you might dig our new healthy startup venture: Liquid Death Spring Water.
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Mike Cessario
10 years
We just launched a fun little campaign today for the family farmers @OrganicValley . Peep the video, bro. http://t.co/otA4F3PhMC #SaveTheBros
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Mike Cessario
4 years
@philwinkle @PE_Feeds @LiquidDeath For sure. Just asking new questions to help you better understand the bigger picture. How a brand “orients in your mind” is the entire essence of brand equity.
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Mike Cessario
7 years
@sarahboseley Thought this might interest you. We are the first fun irreverent water brand to take a swing at big soda and energy drinks. And we're trying to get funded on Indie GoGo:
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Mike Cessario
10 years
@StevenGrasse Truth. But it's funny how many entrepreneurs still make stupid corporate decisions as soon there's money on the line.
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Mike Cessario
2 years
@sir @sampullara @jwmares @LiquidDeath @FlowHydration You don’t seem to have a strong understanding of brand or how to value brand. But few do. The most valuable companies are brand driven: Red Bull, Monster, Nike. We are #3 bev brand globally on social & 350+ have gotten LD tattoos for life. That’s brand. Flow is not a brand.
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Mike Cessario
7 months
@guhlo @JasonStarr @drinkpoppi It's worth it for a small brand if they can make one of the most memorable spots in the game. The bar for entertaining is so high in Super Bowl. Celebs etc. If you spend $6M and no one remembers your spot because there were so many better ones, then the small brand loses
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Mike Cessario
7 years
@burgermike Got some internet culture news that you might dig. Just launched the first healthy water brand that isn't designed for yoga moms. And it's called Liquid Death. Because water is fucking deadly.
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Mike Cessario
4 years
@philwinkle @PE_Feeds @LiquidDeath Do epic Nike ads make people run out to go buy shoes? And if Nike ran a Superbowl commercial featuring Tiger Woods, is the ad a massive waste on the 200M americans who aren’t golfers?
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Mike Cessario
5 months
@busines_sideas @elonmusk Not interested, thank you.
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Mike Cessario
9 years
How cool are these? http://t.co/FwU4wwyUlX Adult movie posters from the 70s when porn was only screened in theaters. http://t.co/mcISKNoSmC
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Mike Cessario
6 years
@EliotShorrParks @rkrause275 @SportsRadioWIP Dougs hands the ball off to Jordan Mailata on the goal line.
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Mike Cessario
10 years
The @USPS has announced that it will issue a 2015 tramp-stamp stamp set to broaden its postage audience. http://t.co/zHatbq54ns
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Mike Cessario
10 years
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes you're eaten alive by the parasitic Trichinella worms in undercooked bear meat.
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Mike Cessario
9 years
Loving the illustrations of Oscar Ramos. http://t.co/0b7dVViseN
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Mike Cessario
7 years
@jason_blum As my creative business idol and a purveyor of death, whaddya think of our new water company?
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Mike Cessario
6 years
@ZellnerLaw @lifeafterten @michellemalkin @Newsweek @guardian Accident or genius marketing stunt to get hundreds of thousands of impressions for the cost of a postage stamp?
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Mike Cessario
7 years
@EliotShorrParks #TheNoHuddleShow Game just meant more to Seattle. Minus Wentz fumble and a penalty, Eagles win. Now lets make LA another home game.
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Mike Cessario
10 years
Wolves run faster than you. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
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Mike Cessario
6 years
@EliotShorrParks The Foles 400
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Mike Cessario
6 years
@EliotShorrParks Coming off the game that will be forever known as the “Double Doink”
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Mike Cessario
10 years
Help end the #BroCrisis and vote for Organic Fuel as the week's best ad. Or don't. http://t.co/KSvnc05047 #Top5OrganicFuel
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Mike Cessario
10 years
#Bro , you need to watch this video. http://t.co/otA4F3PhMC Right now. Do it. #SaveTheBros
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Mike Cessario
9 years
The Masses: Which foods cause cancer, and which prevent it? Scientists: Fuck if we know. http://t.co/fOtjZ8R5yA http://t.co/R0lxQo1JxB
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