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Big dude that commissions spicy art and RTs irl stuff, will probably flirt with you :3 🔞 NSFW 🔞 19

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Joined May 2024
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
Hello! Welcome to my profile~ If I followed you, I likely find you very attractive and think you're super cool :) Just a fair warning, when perusing my likes you may find some kinkier content (💨) than the stuff I retweet, so consider that before following!
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
Anyone wanna be my sweat rag~?
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@CertifiedSeat
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2 months
Dudeee I'm so needyyy Someone come sit on my lap and grind on me until my balls are emptyy
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
Does this to yall :3
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
18 days
Erm... if you have a fat ass that can talk... hmu...
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Oughhh need someone to bounce on my lap while I'm laid in bed half asleep,, just too flustered and into it all to say anything, just moaning as I'm milked by the cutie on top of me,,
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Eyes are getting real heavy, it'd be such a shame if some of yall snuck in while I'm sleeping and milked me... 🤭
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Me and whooo
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@CertifiedSeat
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2 months
Duuude my pits are so sweaty 🥴
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
18 days
If you're shaped like this... Hi :]
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
14 days
Oomf mentioned spanking in passing earlier and it's been on my mind all night Such a hot kink,, I wanna spank someone hella bad now,, ://3
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@CertifiedSeat
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1 month
Aughh,, someone should use my mouth rn,,
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@CertifiedSeat
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1 month
Need to breed,,,
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
Ough I need my nipples licked and my cock swallowed 🥴
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Wehhh I'm so needy in like, the physical love/touch starved kinda way,,, 🥹
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@CertifiedSeat
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2 months
Oomfs this is me,,, if you even care,,,
@carpeangela
angela wheezy
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
22 days
and by "the wild", haha, well. let's just say. Your butt.
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e621 tag bot
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breath_of_the_wild
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Really in the mood to use someone's feet to get off right now,, Either them just planted right in my face as I eagerly stroke myself, or get a foot job and cum all over someone's soft soles,, 😵‍💫
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Yall are always free to send me unsolicited pictures of your butts by the way :3c
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
18 days
So messed up that I'm not being facefucked right now
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
27 days
Planning to drain my balls tonight :3 Who's looking to have their hole painteddd?
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
28 days
Enby folks continue to be the hottest people out there good lord....
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
Quick addition so anyone who follows me is made aware- I am not into 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 regarding my backside, at all. Do not try flirting with me about those types of topics, even if it's just touching. There is no exceptions. Please respect this! I'm entitled to my preferences.
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
In the future, there may be nudes posted here as well, so just a heads up if you're not into irl stuff! My dms are also always open, I love meeting new folks and am especially open to chatting with mutuals~ I may add more to this in the future, but for now that's all! Mwah~♡
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
12 days
Hey wait a second- where was the nerd with a fat ass I was supposed to receive for lion day?? 🥺
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
19 days
Where's my cute nerd with a fat ass when I need them...
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
Followers, I'd greatly appreciate yall reading up on this, please 🙏
@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
Quick addition so anyone who follows me is made aware- I am not into 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 regarding my backside, at all. Do not try flirting with me about those types of topics, even if it's just touching. There is no exceptions. Please respect this! I'm entitled to my preferences.
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
It's a real shame that I'm part vanilla and also part super kinky While I can enjoy the simple vanilla things and that rocks, it sucks knowing that most folks will not match my exact freak 😔
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
God I love butts,, 😖
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
Sleepy and needy rn, who tryna snuggle? :]
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
15 days
I'm losing it over the way the cheeks ripple god,,,, (SORRY AGAIN NORMAL FOLLOWERS, sometimes farts are just too good ://3)
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Where's the cute boy with a fat ass that's supposed to be in bed with me right now...
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
BRO every notif I get every time I look back at this account is just BOTS FOLLOWING ME I want cute horny dudes and gals following me!! Not some bitch named 𝑀𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒶
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Fat hairy ass... save me fat hairy ass...
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
OooOoOoo You want to look at my dick
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Was terribly pent up tonight, next time I need someone in bed with me when I'm in heat,, 😖
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
How are some folks allowed to be so hot ugh u_u
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
HOLYY This video is so hot in so many ways good LORD
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
I wish fat boys with small dicks were real
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
23 days
lrt I don't usually retweet fart content for the sake of my more vanilla followers, but that art piece is too cute not to share :]
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
If you mount me while I'm asleep this will probably happen to you :]
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
I've learned that I really love men getting their prostate massaged to the point where they're moaning n stuff But tell me why it's so hard to find gay porn of that- all I can ever find is straight stuff Which is fine but damn, are no gay couples doing that on camera??
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Who tryna be called pretty
@VodkaMuse
Lost Girl
2 months
Now I need to find a lap.
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@CertifiedSeat
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2 months
Hopefully I can get more art of my sona in the future, he's such a hunk I love him
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
19 days
Hairy ass my beloved
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Welp, I've learned I have a weakness for watching folks get fingered anally 🥴
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@CertifiedSeat
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1 month
Any Cancers, Scorpios, or Capricorns in chat? :3
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Gosh I love fat asses, 🥴
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2 months
Omg absolutely,,, NEED that,,,
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
3 bookmarks?? Maybe instead of bookmarking you should dm me, so we can talk more about me feasting on your butt :]
@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
Does this to yall :3
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@CertifiedSeat
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3 months
Ayooo
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@CertifiedSeat
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1 month
Why are accents so CUTE (and hot)
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@CertifiedSeat
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2 months
I am going to jerk my shit dry later tonight 😎
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
Me and who,,,
@TomButAD
🔞 Tom's House (COMMS CLOSED) 🇦🇷 🔞
3 months
HMmm...!! (Sound warning!) Nothing better than recieving some help from a cute gator~ - #NSFW #Furry #FurryNSFW
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@CertifiedSeat
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3 months
Some gooner bait is a little weird but... this is me fr fr...
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
I'm so sleepy but also needy, and affectionate but horny as all hell,,,
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
Friend got me so worked up I'm humping my chair a little bit...
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2 months
Need this
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1 month
Just watched someone sit on a chocolate cake, bare ass- then got up with icing all over their backside I think it did something to me
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Who's tryna be spooned and humped while we drift off together? 👁
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
I LOVE the feeling of my tip rubbing up against these boxers, just an endless cycle of throbbing,,
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
I need a fat ass to blow my load in though,,,
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1 month
ASMR and a shortstack in my arms 🥹
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1 month
I-
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3 months
It's crazy just how quickly my pits get all sweaty and musky But damn is my smell hot...
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Could also be that a lot of gay porn, at least on porn sites, is so performative- it might be burying all the gay prostate play But like, there's no way people actually find that skit shit hot Amateur, at home, real unfiltered stuff- that's where it's really at
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
Meee
@ud_the_qt
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3 months
MY JAW DROPPED
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@CertifiedSeat
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28 days
Keep seeing an artist/ex-friend that I hurt in the past on the TL, their artstyle is the best and I wanna retweet their stuff but would feel awful if I caused them more pain by reminding them of my existence idk
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
1 month
Can't find this really hot video I stumbled across anymore ughhh
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@CertifiedSeat
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1 month
Need
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
19 days
Ough my perfect future is being Mao Mao in a scenario like this
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Happy Father's day Bandit <3
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
I'm not really one for polyamorous relationships, but there is something so hot about stuffing two folks who are in a relationship I wanna give them both a real good time, 🥴
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Gosh it's so embarrassing when I go on a scrolling spree through someone's profile, Please take it as the highest compliment though, it means I think you're hot as fuck lmao
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
22 days
THE BOOKMARK??
@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
22 days
and by "the wild", haha, well. let's just say. Your butt.
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
Hmu if I can do this to you :3
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
ANY ARTISTS FOLLOWING ME HIT THIS REPTILE UP! Their art is super cute and soft!
@ben300
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Fuck it, I'll ask: if anyone's up for an art trade, DM me if you've got something you want me to do for ya :P
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
God damn, I was so horny tonight... I need a chubby dude milking my dick so BADLY
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
24 days
@megswetsock You drew him so CUTE I love love LOVE this :33
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Happy Fart of July or something I'm not American
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
Me and who
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
21 days
SOMEONE I KNOW FROM MAIN HAS A NSFW?? I haven't been able to keep up with their birthday but I hope they are 18 😭
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
2 months
Hairy ass my beloved...
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@CertifiedSeat
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3 months
Need me a cutie that has one of these,,,
@e621tagbot
e621 tag bot
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
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@Pawfreak_ And still so pretty :3
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@MossbutDarker I dunno why naked gaming is so hot to me Anyway 🪑
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@CertifiedSeat
Certified Seat
3 months
Where's my government mandated chubby bf/gf for pride month??
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Certified Seat
3 months
Golly,,, me and who,,, 👉👈
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