Water Technique
@CerromeZONE
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Nigga wondering why his cells are yearning for nutrients 😭.
This is weird…Why am I craving veggies 😳.
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Someone said name something every broke nigga got and a shorty said “the audacity” 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Literally Nobody: . Ice-T on SVU: “🗣yea and perp likes to get his rocks off down by the seaport with a tramp I booked back in the narcotics division”.
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“Gunna is a RAT!!”. - Trader Joe’s employee 3-8p T/W/F.
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Harriet Winslow would get dressed up to go out wit Carl, come down the stairs whole audience be like woooooo!!! She lookin trash.
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Kodak ain’t listening to nuffin Wallo saying lmaoooooo nigga lookin straight thru him like this
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This shit got me fuckin CRYINGGGGGG!! Cuz the lil nigga aint even want this stupid cut just look @ his face 😭😭😭😭
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What is something that y’all randomly blurt out loud?.
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Little kid staring at a playground wishin he was there instead of having to be his moms boyfriend
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Women be havin degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man lmaooooooo.
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Look at Carl Winslow's big behind gettin ta TOWN on that fried chicken 😭😭
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@HazBack Labels supposedly buy mad phones, connect them to WiFi and stream their artist non-stop lol
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I’m a lying ass bum who’s been cheating on my girlfriend and mooching off of her for the last year and a half. I’m a bum with nothing to my name not even a valid Driver’s license.
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“I swear my life’s a movie man”. - a nigga went to one day party.
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DJ Envy got caught cheating and been in matching outfits with his wife ever since.
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Niggas put on a peacoat now all of a sudden they above any nonsense.
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Black ppl don’t even know why they voted for Biden lmaooooo all they said was “weez gots ta get dat Trumps up outs dat offizz 🤪🤪”.
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Khloe whispering in Tristan ear like "I'm not wearing any thighs"
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Steve Harvey show this nigga Cedric and Steve lived with each other in a 2br apt and these niggas was FOURTY NINE!!!! 😭.
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Niggas be 34 talkin bout cuffin season lol just go get a family my man.
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Grown ass men when they see Lori Harvey with ANOTHER man
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This was the funniest thing I have ever seen in 2023.
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This shit got me fuckin crying lmaoooooo why the fans start beatin sun up 😭😭😭😭
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Fat niggas argue with they chick on speaker phone to let ppl know they have a girl.
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@BarkyBoogz Shit look like when the dome blew off Mars in Total Recall and everybody looked bugged out 🤣.
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Vaccinated ppl gotta go back to wearing masks now lmaoooooooo I am crying!!!.
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Nobody:. Black ppl: I think I had covid back in January tho.
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Lauren London thought cuz she lightskin and pretty she don’t have to clean the bathtub and Nipsey was tired of it 😭😭😭😭.
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When a chick say she not lettin no nigga walk all over her. Nigga:
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This Me while ya responding to this tweet with so vigor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ya dead on IG posting the “u need my permission to take my photos” shit lmaoooooo got me in tears!!!!.
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“Now everybody like Rich Homie songs” . Yes we do u bitch ass nigga.
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People be saying “I got haters” and it be ppl they wronged 😭😭😭.
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People dead fought tooth n nail to dine on an outdoor patio at Ruby Tuesday’s.
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“I’m a black therapist, of course u can eat wings during our session”. Ohhhh shut tf UP!!!!!.
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Crack the controller over her stupid head
You playing 2K. 2 minutes left in the 4th. You down by 9. She does this. What do you do?
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Her during doggystyle: “wait, you already fuckin nutted?!!?”. Me:
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Nah this the funniest shit I ever seen I am fuckin CRYING!!!!
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Ladies please give us a red toe this summer lol we fed up wit dat tired white.
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Barbers be havin clippers tatted on their arm and be dishing out the worst cuts known to man!!.
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Lmaoooooooooooo RT @DameFresh: Boy, they said this how it be when u take ur son to the barber for the first time 😭
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Hell Rell prolly somewhere stuck working a double tonight.
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Fab like 44yrs old bored outta his mind with nuffin to do 😭😭😭😭
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Breakfast dates are fire if we already together lmaoooooo niggas taking u out on a second date at 8:33am is straight comedy 🤣🤣.
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Wait, kids say “KOBE” now instead of Jordan when they make a random shot??!.
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Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo RT @_Chickenist: This how my bills be lined up waiting to snatch up my direct deposit.
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A good jab a keep a nigga honest lmaooooooo 50 had that boy regroup 🤣🤣
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I am crying lmaoooooooo women gotta do all this and still have sex with niggas who work at an Amazon warehouse 😭😭
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Niggas talkin bout the intricacies of Bitcoin and be owing wild child support lol shut up.
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I AM FUCKIN CRYIN!!! RT @TheCal1287: Lmao they went to a swingers party & the black guy destroyed his wife 😂😂😭😂
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I showed my nephew gameplay from NBA Live 2003 he said why wouldn’t u just play another game 😭😭😭😭.
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