Cde WemuMurungu 🇿🇼 🇭🇺
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👨🏾:"Uripi?"
👩🏽:"Mubhawa"
👨🏾:"Ko mwana👶 aripi?"
👩🏽:"Ndamusiya panze hanzi iUnder age"
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Haa idzi dzinokupedza panonaka chete😂😂 urayaaa
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Guys how do i recognise a true CID in Zimbabwe? Ndaneta nekuudzwa kuti NDOKUNYUDZA in clubs and beer halls if i step on someone...
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Ana madzibaba kana mawacha magemenzi enyu chero asina kuoma isai mumba plz nezuro ndakamhanya zvisingaite
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Guys, finally tomorrow am officially bringing our muroora home (white wedding). The excitement mnjee 😍🎊🎊💐 after 3 years mnjee lol
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No doubt these guys are the best content Creators in Zimbabwe. 😂🙏🏾 Respect
Ko Reason vazongo Fainter haa gangster riri pana1😂😭🙏🏾
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Baba maswera sei ndiye musikana webasa wandawana uyu
Reply as the husband
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Wakambozvipakurira nyama hombe kusvika pakutya kunogara nevamwe mudining 😂
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Deep shona words thread.
I will start: Madzvombidzvororo
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Winky D the Bigman- Pito
New release
Celebrating 20 years in the music industry
haa pakabatwa ngoma apo 🙏🏾zvovengwa nemuroyi izvi
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Guys which one is the most reliable bank in Zimbabwe
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Melusi Chiripowako aka Ray vines giving Chasi Bj🤣🤣
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Mhere dzinobuda muma lodge unofunga kuti Uri pa maternity ward 😂😂
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Kana dziridzo pfungwa dzamunoshandisa ku crosser road ma driver ari munhamo
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Wakuto healer pa Heartbreak curtain robva rakufungisa dhunda wako. Haa unoita hasha 😂😂😂😂😂
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Say something about this magnificent drink: 🤲
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Hmmm pano handife ndaka posta mubereki wangu or ani zvake 😂
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Unenge wanzi na sabhuku huya ne evidence inoratidza kuti mombe ndeyako 😅🤣
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zvekuputirwa netowel wapedza kugeza ndezve ma2k isusu waingokandwa mudenga katatu unenge watooma
Porridge waingobatwa mhino wosarudza zvaunoda kumedza kana kufa🤭🤭🤭
Haaa takarerwa nemabhinya sure
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Zvema Rehab zvinonatso shanda kune nyika dzinodyiwa ma grapes nema pineapple 😅
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Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 ❤️x💓Hungary 🇭🇺
(Matthew 19:6)
"So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate.”
Guys, finally tomorrow am officially bringing our muroora home (white wedding). The excitement mnjee 😍🎊🎊💐 after 3 years mnjee lol
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Ko kana ndichidya pork ndokwanisa here kuDonator ropa kumupostori🤷🏽♂️
Kubvunzawo zvangu
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👵🏽:"Julie Warara kupi?"
👩🏼:"Mhaa"
👶:"Hanji namhamha wayaya kupi futi unhuwa pfichi🐟 ndipooo pfichi"
🤣🤣🤣
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Gore rino maLodge anoita mari,vaya vanga vajaira muchibage hakuna mvura 😂😂
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What memories comes back to You when u watch this cartoon 😂😂 vakadzoka vanokunda PAGHETTO here?
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Are u looking for Violence? Worry not i got you 😉
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Haaa people in Zimbabwe play too much arghhh 😂😂😂😂 what is this nhay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Exactly 2yrs ago today I saw this nice lady on Twitter, so I shot my shot
Even though it was hard for me, I managed to sent a DM. And guess what! an amazin shot it was! But she hasn't replied since that day. This is not us. I dont even know them.
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Magetsi emu Zimbabwe 🚮🚮 shiri dzikangonyengana patambo dzemagetsi akutodzima 😅😅
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Incase u missed it 😂😆😂😂😆 peace is never an option here arghh 😂😂😂😂😂
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Corner Jason Moyo Ave &, Julius Nyerere Wy, Harare
My coordinates 17.8318° S,
31.0474° E
Saka kana uri mu C10 uncle huya unditsvage topisirana
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Imagine ex wako okuisira message achiti ukudzoka wega here or toita zvemidzi. Unoita sei ?
😂
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PLEASE PLEASE PUT ON EARPHONES 😂😂 ama 2k muri kuita seiko imimi yuwii its the BABA for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 mwana akanakirwa hake
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Asi mudumbu munombobhaiza boys gaya pain yekubhandara $1 kupinda mutoilet yemurank wosvika wosura chete🤣
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Which year did u lost the most important person in your life?
May their souls rest in peace ✌️❤️
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Appreciation tweet for this account. Ndimi mune chimuti 2024 mdra. naWanadem 🔥🔥🔥🙏
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To Jah prayzah’s show or remain at home and smash that?
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A balanced society has Rich people & Poor people.
Pautori ipapo uriku Balancisa zvinhu.
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Ndakambodanana ne mother of 1 one morning ndakuda kuenda pa den ndakaona mwana akabereka chidhori chake ne underwear yangu
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Uyu weku saiza winky D azonzi “how do you masturbate”
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Man Winky D muhombe. Listen to these lyrics 😭😭👌💥🙏
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Even Samanyanga couldn’t withstand it but iwewe Joramu unoda kuisa dzoro rako ipapo. Ita hako hameno. 😂😂
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The joy that i have after giving a corrupt traffic police officer a fake $20 note. Officer muchamamiswa henyu 🤣
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😂😂Nanhasi handisat ndanzwisisa kut mhanza inoziva cy kut uyu musoro ndewemurume
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Gentlemen,
What's your pick up line yekukumbira Bhebhi number mu street?
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Hanzi Vigie achiri kutenderera ne Harare yese achitsvaga mabhazi ekuenda kuMasvingo😂
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Mabhachura ndechipi chinhu chinokubhowa kuita between these 2?
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Ladies ma skirt enyu e leather aya munowacha here or u polish them 😂
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Inini hangu speaking for myself magaro handina basa nawo. I have Foot fetishism, also known as foot partialism or podophilia. Mukadzi akangoita zvigunwe zvinenge zongororo its a turn off for me 😄😂
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If u master this i tell u kana kuenda kubasa hauendi. Money booked for the weekend 🥱😍
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Gentlemen lets say this guy comes to your place and wants to marry your daughter with 15k lobola price and lets say this is your daughter 👉🏼👉🏼👉🏼 would you accept?
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Auya masheni sheni auya ma sheni sheni 🎤 🎵 🎶
Corruption sheni, abortion sheni, protection sheni…
Lets go add yours
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pano hapashaikwe slender rinoti rikasimudza ruoko mudenga watch inouya muhapwa 🤣🤣🤣
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U all insult Pablo but this one is a big ass head.😂👏🏾
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Rimwe gore ndakazoti ndaenda kumusha. Manheru acho ndakabuda ndichiweta panze ndikabva ndati cheuu ndakabva ndazviona ndichipepeta chibage panext door. Ndakambofunga kuti ndiri kurota ndadzokera mumba ndikadongorera fty ndikaona ndakutsvaira. Haa handiende kumusha futi arghh
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Murume ari Normal anofanirwa kupinda nguvai mumba?
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Usangonhuwa hapwa mahara tipe hug tirutse mupfuhwira😂😂
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Panapa ukapusa unogona kutopihwa relationship advice nekamwana karikuita ma CALA 🤣🤣
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Ndakuda kudanana nemupurisa manje ndimbonzwa kiss iri pamutemo
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Kuita kunge mwana wemunhu 1😂🤣
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Umwe munhu haagone kana kukama mombe asi bonyora raanorova anorova kusvika adonha pasi
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Vanhu havagutsikane ko ukagogodza pakashaya adaira paburi re key unenge wakutsvagei futi 😂
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Whoever wrote this ndikukuziva hngu but anyways its none of my business 😊
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Reggae music lovers Thread
Drop yours
Duane Stephenson ~ August Town
Romain & Chris ~ Glow
Mortimer ~ lightning
Chronix ~ Acces Granted
Tarrus ~ she’s royal
Beres Hammond ~ rock away
Sanchez ~Never dis di man
Glen Washington ~ if loving you is wrong
Culture ~ I tried
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😂😂 ama 2k vanonakidza heyy apa she will be telling munhu akayenzana na baba vako this shit
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I was in a taxi today and the taxi driver said “i love my job, i am my own-boss, nobody tells me what to do. And i said TURN LEFT
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I think the government should tax this also zvinotora mari zvinhu izvi😂
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