🚨BREAKING🚨 Atlanta based McDonald’s mascot and part-time mother of 2
@iamcardib
debuts a new face in a new video promoting her tanking brand “whipshits”. Amid rumours “Mrs Dangerous” has been shelved
OMG PLEASE HELP! I JUST WOKE UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AND THIS CRAZY OLD LADY IS IN MY HOUSE TELLING ME “These girls keep copying me, they will pay homage!” 😱😱😱
It is with great sadness and regret I announce that my fave Covid B was found botched at only 30 years old, please stand with us Bawdis in this difficult time OKURRRRRRRRRT 👠👠🦚🦚💊💊 😔
I’m sick of y’all speaking on Burgercalis, once again da queen has broken ANOTHER record, losing all 12 of her nominations👠👠🦚🦚💊💊
#RecordBreakingBardi
#31ANDBOTCHED
Brooklyn based senior citizen and head Barb Kimberley “Lil Kim” Jones is threatening to release new music following the pandemic that was her previous album “9” which fittingly matches how many streams the album received across its PayPal release 👑🐝🧌
Big Bardi just keeps winning! Yet another record broken by the part-time mother of two, today she becomes the first former stripper to miss 50 consecutive dentist appointments QUEEN 👠👠🦚🦚💊💊
As head Jackpig I would like to announce that the only reason my fave collabed with Jungkook was because she had to save her dying career ITS GIVING C0KE 🎰🎰🎰💊💊💊
🚨Botched Lyric Reciter and Disney adult Feloncalis Isamanzar has been evicted from her Atlanta home after failing to pay several bills due to consistent tanking releases🚨
🚨Plastic surgery enthusiast and lyric reciter Belacalories Armsmanzar goes on drvg fuelled rampage and wishes for a fan to crash their car after they asked for a new album after 5 years of waiting 🚨
Still no sophomore album, bongobese tanking, wrinkled, big and a cheating husband, Is it over for “Mrs Dangerous” Belcalories Marpenis Armsanzar Syphilis? 👠👠🦚🦚💊💊
BAWDIGANG UNITE AND LETS SHOW THESE BAWBS WHO WE ARE! I AM
B - Botched
A - A criminal
R - Really jealous of Nicki
D - Desperate
I - Illiterate
G - Gigantic
A - Afraid my faves been shelved
N - Never seeing a
#1
again
G - Getting another new face
OKURRRRRRRRRT👠👠🦚🦚💊💊
In light of recent events I’ve put together a few appropriate names for the walrus pictured below:
Lizzobese
Lizzopottamus
Lizzwhale
Lizzard
Pigzzo
Lizzold
Pizzo
Lizzogre
Please drop more 👠👠🦚🦚💊💊
$5 Stripper and part-time mother of two
@iamcardib
becomes the first female lyric reciter to change her face over 100 times surpassing previous record holder
@LilKim
👠👠🦚🦚💊💊
As an honest Bawdigang I have to admit that my fave is nothing more than a McDonald’s mascot that is too scared to release music because she knows we are too busy stalking Nicki to stream OKURRRRRRRRRRRT 🦚🦚👠👠💊💊
🚨CALLING ALL BAWDIGANG🚨 Our fave La Caldi is set to release 3 new flavours of Whipshits:
- Rat Poison
- Latto crusty cheetah print panties
- Big Mac (For us BIG Bardigang)
WE CANT WAIT EWEOOOOOOOOO 👠👠🦚🦚💊💊🐳🐳
Us Jackpigs are the best fanbase we will always support Da Realest B1tch From Da South Miss Moolatto! Just praying we get another Wingstop collab because we been BIG AND HUNGRY 🎰🎰🐷🐷