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@CastroTrapMoney
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He that is Not with me is against me - Luke 11:23
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White ppl really evil son. How u lynch a elephant?.
The hanging of Mary the Elephant, who was publicly executed for killing her handler, 1916.
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Why five guys burger always look like somebody just took it out they pocket? 😭.
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And niggas dat don’t even like u, who clipped. Girl math is funny.
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Women like suckers but they don’t respect them. Kinda like how niggas feel bout hoes… it’s a full circle lol.
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No kids is the secret.
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Survivors of the Holocaust received reparations and that shit didn’t even happen in America. This is bullshit.
BREAKING: The Oklahoma Supreme Court has dismissed the Tulsa Race Massacre case, in what was likely the final opportunity for survivors to receive justice.
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It’s two types of women… the ones dat make u ask for head & the ones that send u txts like this.
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When she been up tweeting in ya bed since 8am and ain’t make no breakfast, roll no weed, suck no dick or nothin.
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I know she tight them women snitched on Diddy and she gotta start rappin again 😭.
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U wanna see my worst nightmare?… Ain’t no heartbreak like this lol. Niggas don’t care bout no chick wit good pussy and no feelings. I met hoes before 😭
A nigga worst nightmare is a girl wit some good pussy and no feelings 😭.
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Them beatings built character. These new kids are soft but talk to adults krazy. Y’all raising the bitch ass niggas y’all resent so much lol.
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U gotta marry a joint dat played a sport in HS/college. They understand teamwork, working towards a common goal, not quitting, putting the team first over individual achievement and overcoming adversity.
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Nigga said “I’m 6’4 and I make $100k… Ima top tier man” I blame women for why he think like dat. Joints removed all equity from bein an honorable nigga lol. U kuld be a bitch ass nigga or a goofy or an abuser or a weirdo but if u got money. U valid lol.
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Buttering a nigga up is really a lost art. The new joints don’t got No game. They ain’t learn shit from they aunties. A woman gettin money outta is really not dat hard. Y’all just be askin wrong. Be havin y’all hands out, mad aggressive. Scaring me n my homeboys 😭.
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Yea ight
I noticed when you doing right by a woman she won’t even think to fuck with another man .
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She assaulted Jay-Z for cheatin on Beyoncé just to turn around and cheat on her husband wit a white man. Women trash 😭.
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Casual sex.Alcohol .Large crowds.Bein flashy/seen.Inconsiderate people .Flights wit layovers.Cars that are bad on gas.Payin bills.The pressure to start a family.Soda.The price of Jordans/sneakers.Women eatin ass now 🤮.Dudes wanna be “bottle niggas”.Kids don’t have role models.
What are y’all starting to dislike more & more the older you get?.
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40 niggas. 20 are broke. 10 are weird. 5 got kids. 3 got a girl. The two left either don’t live close by or don’t like u back… dem 40 niggas be smoke n mirrors 🤭.
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Bad bitches don’t even be tryna seek conflict resolution. They just block u and link new niggas. Sometimes u the nigga dat got blocked. Sometimes ur the new niggas 😭.
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Bitches be ready to get pregnant by Anything lol.
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Offset need to go get his wife back. The streets is trash. The grass not greener. Bitches is broke. They sellin kewchie. They fuckin all of us. It’s not shit out here b 😭.
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After the put on: “U got Heart cuz. U did good… U crip now. Welcome home”
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Bad bitches really be terrible ppl. They be selfish, inconsiderate, materialistic, beggy, tell sis No, she askin someone else, the love conditional, they don’t believe in building nothin, they idea of a real nigga is just a dude wit money. They messy, insecure n Kant fight 0/10.
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Inflation really krazy. This not even the time to be acting rich… it’s time to start stealing.
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@215Dajah I’d agree if sis wasn’t gatekeeping the kewchie from niggas dat “LOVE” her. It’s a flaw in the vetting process lol.
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First date’s ain’t really bout gettin to know joints. Bitch I been stalkin u for da past 3months. I know ya full name, ya Bestfriend name, where u work at and which borough u from. This date was for u to get to know ME 😭.
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U post ya shorty, now mad bitches dat was on ya dick wanna be her friend now. Bitches is weird lol.
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U get a NY jawn to be submissive, u mite kuld tame lions lol.
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Did all this to turn around and cheat on her husband wit a white man. Women trash lol.
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“I think u mad cute and lowkey got a soft spot for u”. NY women
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Hold on 😭🔥
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Im good. White man tryna get us out the paint. Population control. White man love the idea of infertile black men. We got the sauce. Don’t never let dem think dis is lit.
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Plan B is part of the 3some starter kit. We all poppin one. I mite even pop one too 😭.
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A chick with WHAT?
I had a chick with kids making the same demands as a chick with no kids so which one is a better deal ?.
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Bein a top tier nigga don’t got shit to do with money. Judging a man’s character by how much money he got is hoe shit.
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Having mad joints is actually trash. Shit like running an orphanage.
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Niggas said rasta pasta is chicken Alfredo doin the Gully creep 😭😭😭.
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Hear me out
Who is the most problematic person that you would still sleep with?.
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If u gon be havin sex wit the joints at ya bachelor party… I don’t think u ready to get married yet. Idk tho 😭.
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Leaving joints u not ready for alone is really a thing. Some joints u gotta get ya affairs in order first.
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Drake not black. He had a Bar Mitzvah. He’s Jewish. If he black tell him to say “Free Palestine” rn 😭.
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U break up wit a joint and she goes on a mission to look fire. Start workin out, eatin healthy, budgeting better, start goin to the gym n shit. But wasn’t doin none of dat shit wen y’all was together. She wanna be her best self after y’all break up. A scam.
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Having a girlfriend while u goin thru shit is fake annoying tbh. Bills kickin ya ass and she still at every party, in every mix, smiling in niggas faces. Not a care in the world. And if u ask for help, now ur broke and weak and her friends tellin her to leave u 😭.
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Joint suggested I take her on a date. Told sis I just got back from Florida, buried my grandma, I still got pay dis mortgage, car note and two insurances. Dis harlot gon say “if u don’t got it, just say dat” bro I never wanted to boom a bitch in my life til then.
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I love when fat joints get skinny. I love when skinny joints get thick. I’m all for self confidence. Body dysmorphia is wack lol. I love when joints love how they look. They glow different. Mad respect to the gym girlies.
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It take a village to raise these kids. Grandmas, uncles, aunties, teachers, mentors, pastors, older cousins etc. all hands on deck. We losing the sense of community.
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Did some high shit bro 🤦🏾♂️. deadass drove to the store, kopped my sandwich then walked home 🥴😭😭.
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“Hey, I’m a little low on funds”
“hey, I’m a little low on funds but I’d still like to enjoy some time with you, so I picked a place within the budget of what I’m working with at the moment” . you see how easy it is to THINK? And save yourself the suffering?.
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$25/hr should be minimum wage.
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No man or woman is the prize. Family is the prize. We supposed to be a team.
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I miss the days wen pussy used to make a nigga nut in less than 3 mins lol. dat was wen pussy was pure and uncut like blue magic. This new batch they got out here been stepped on 😭.
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If I was a woman… I, too would only date niggas wit money 😭.
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@YoungPrince_ I will kick a pretty joint wit good pussy and no feelings out the whip but this. Smh 💔
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Gettin out of a serious relationship kid free is a blessing. Im not tryna co parent wit opps.
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I present Cardi Bloodborn of House South Bronx, First of Her Name, Mother of Slimes, Queen of the Bardis, The Unbothered, The un-cancelable
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Eric Adams fighting an imaginary war on gangs wen bro need to focus on making housing affordable, establishing food banks for the less fortunate and providing financial assistance/relief to households wit children during the pandemic.
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I bet u dats not even her man lol. he home sleep lol
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When u multiply by how many times she gave u pussy it equal 0
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Y’all niggas just broke. Nobody got dis same energy when Balenciaga chargin $600 for da ugliest running shoes on earth, Goyard bag is 2 bands, Givenchy scarf is $450. Versace slippers is $500. Ya broke “conservative white” black niggas get me tight.
Nobody supporting black businesses cuz y’all prices be asinine. Idc if you black white blue green or yellow. How you gone charge $45 for a du-rag and actually be serious?.
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It be mad jokes when yall say yall ready to start a family now or get married and did none of the requisite work on yall selves that would be conducive to a stable household/ loving marriage lol.
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U buy flowers on the first date. She gon expect flowers on the second date. Wen she don’t get em, she gon tweet some bullshit like “Dont introduce me to a vibe if u Kant maintain it” or “niggas go mad hard to get u in the beginning then stop” or “it’s the inconsistency for me” 😭.
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They taught us y=mx+b but never taught us how to balance a checkbook, interest rates, how to buy a home, how to become a business owner or even change a tire. The curriculum is flawed.
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French Montana: And then I said "poetic justice braids" 🤣
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Wanting reassurance 🤮.
What feels close to begging but isn’t?.
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Finding someone dat enjoy the same things as u and doin them together is the key to longevity.
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@Terrvio @TroDuffle @shannonsharpeee “In the flow of the game” ?? Wut game u was Watchin? He just got blocked, then threw the ball at the defenders face after he locked him up lol. Dat move was bullshit.
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Booked a restaurant for Valentine’s Day… now it’s time to figure out who I’m goin wit
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Club owners: wen the bottle girls are mad at the patrons for not tippin enuff instead of management for making them split $200 gratuity between 20 people
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@scumgawd @iam_johnw That’s not the point. It wasn’t bout money. Imagine Kobe at the height of his career said “Ight Ima go be an accountant” 😑.
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That should’ve been the first red flag… ain’t no bitches goin?? 😭.
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Gaslighting is wen the person playin in ya face tryna convince u they not playin in ya face. U tell them u think ya face bein played in and they tellin u it’s not wut u think it is. Iont like funny shit. Shit is wut it look like to me.
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Did u make plans for His birthday? If y’all romantically involved. Is it not ya partners job to make ya Bday special? He was supposed to plan his own Bday then invite u? Lol we gotta hear both sides.
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Riots not gon work in NY unless it’s on everybody agenda. NYers be mindin they business. We gon have niggas looting while other ppl tight they Late to work lol. Everybody gotta get the memo lol.
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I like dates. I be disappointed wen I tell a bitch to get dressed n she kum outside lookin basic. Like oh ok so u was just tryna get pizza? Kopy lol.
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When ya opps pull up to the function and u get fake excited kuz ya gun in da car.
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Anytime u lames justify a dude violating a woman, y’all snitch on y’all selves lol… ya character speaks volumes.
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Chicks be ready to have slumber parties at ya brib dat last da whole weekend if u let em. Dat LV tote filled to the top wit mad bullshit. No weed, no snacks. Just pussy, lungs, make up and a appetite.
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Y’all bfs be depressed and y’all don’t be helpful. He meet a joint dat put him in a better space mentally and y’all get upset at the man for findin peace elsewhere and not at y’all selves for not bein that for him. Accountability is really mad funny 😭.
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I miss fleets. Posting vids on the TL feel like they for attention. Fleets was on some “Im not forcin y’all to watch but kum look at this” vibes 😭.
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Overrated asf. Some of you think y’all make good partners bekuz you don’t cheat but don’t realize they’re manipulative, inconsiderate, unappreciative, insecure, lack empathy, have poor communication skills but hey at least u not lettin other niggas beat lol.
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“I don’t discipline my kid. I just talk to him” . The Kid:
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New nigga kopped sis some flowers and she still talkin bout her old nigga. Women trash lol.
My ex used to act like asking for flowers biweekly was too much. my new man gets me them weekly. 🥺
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