Medicine is overrated. I just want to pet dogs for a living

@courtlynnx1 Hell yeah it is. FOOTBAAALLL

@courtlynnx1 because you’re sAvInG mOnEy

@courtlynnx1 Stay out of this 😂

I have quite the shoe problem for someone who only ever wears work boots and running shoes

My little brother just announced that he found my name in a textbook in the middle school. Followed with “and I wrote stupid above it in pen.”

@KristaMClaar If I could retweet this 70,000 times, I would do it

Does anyone else remember when “treehugger” was an insult? In 2019 that’s the best thing you can be

@M_Burge10 NO 😂 I am crying. I was so proud of you for the first tweet and died at the follow up

It’s amazing how much house work I get done when I’m procrastinating everything I actually need to do

@ipupil nk

I have a paper to write and a bottle of wine in front of me. Anyone wanna guess which is going to be finished first?

@Abi_Waksmunski I never knew this & I feel both betrayed and relieved that I wasn’t the one who had to tell you it was terrible

Other schools: cancel for weather SFU: all classes to be held outdoors

@M_Burge10 Not sure how this is even a debate????

RT @MannyMua733: If you go to the gym... don’t be an asshole to all the newcomers who have goals to get healthier! We all start somewhere!

Okay maybe literally everyone I know got engaged in 2018, but I got a puppy sooooooooooooooooooo

Pretty sure Osama bin Laden was easier to get ahold of than SFU’s financial aid department is

Visiting my family and my brother has the stomach flu. I can hear my mom upstairs: “I told you to drink your grape juice on Friday and you didn’t do it! And now look what happened!”

@catttgeorge I relate to this on a spiritual level