Carlin Liao
@CarlinLiao
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funny how "foamer" is used for train nerds when it could describe an unhinged fan of anything and everything
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if people like cold pizza so much why aren't there restaurants that serve pizza cold?
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why do pharmacies have a pharmacy area shouldn’t the entire place be a pharmacy?
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normal, well-adjusted people: i'm making this recipe from scratch me: i'm going to derive this dish from first principles
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I’ve entered my crossword phase 30 years earlier than planned
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@HardcoreHistory Thank you for the show! Thrilled to share a name with my favorite host and *historian*!
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whenever a barista asks me what kind of milk i want i get confused and stare at them blankly before saying "...cow"
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the costco fandom is the most benevolent form of american excess and consumerism
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still thinking about the time my dad made shrimp fried rice and i made the joke and neither my parents understood what i said
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nothing quite as suburban socal coded as driving five minutes from your house to get carne asade fries and boba
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if humans could lose and regrow tails like lizards we would use it as a weight loss hack like ozempic
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@toppugou it's good that his faces are so expressive since he can only draw one of them these days
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