@canlesofficial Buy one, get one free. If you buy the left one we'll throw in the right one for gratis. Now you can't ask fairer than that, can you?

@i_iratus Er, would someone like to explain to him who Donald's voter base is?

@BrianBabblebrox @i_iratus Nope. Stay strong my friend. The Day of Reckoning is coming. Trump, Musk and Farage will fall on the heretics with the wrath of the almighty. All who scorned them will be purged and they will usher in a new, enlightenment where all woke nonsense is purged from the race!

@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk Mr Tice would like to apologise. His graphics department has still not updated his constituency. The correct version will be included with all future social media posts.

@BrianBabblebrox @i_iratus Aye. Got mine on order too, along with the special Trump bottled water to protect the family from Starmer's woke mind virus. Only Donald's pure liquid can protect you from his demonic telepathic influence. A snip at £45 a bottle. You can't put too high a price on protection!

@Juliest101 Nope, she's doing a wonderful job. Every week she turns up at the dispatch box to show how hopeless the Tories are. She is doing more to ensure they are consigned to the dustbin of history for the damage they've inflicted on this country than I could ever dream of!

@BrianBabblebrox @i_iratus Oh, the brighter among us have been stockpiling for a while now. Have you not been picking up the special messages Musk has been including in all his posts? He's making sure the special people are all well prepared for when he sets off his special anti-nanite device!

@ThatAlexWoman Aye. Trump is going to nuke them until they glow. That radiation will only hang around for a few months then they can move in with the bulldozers and start clearing out the rubble, just like the Russian's did with Chernobyl. It's a beautiful holiday resort now!

@BrianBabblebrox @i_iratus He's absolutely spot on. It's part of a co-ordinated WEF plan to render the entire global population totally susceptible to mind control. That, the flu jab, covid vaccinations and Carling Black Label are all laced with these nannies. Resist the Deep State!!!!!

@MichaelTakeMP I do like the cut of your jib sir!!!!!

@ElectionMapsUK Haverfordwest isn't the most Labour supporting part of Wales anyway. So the fact that the Tories dropped 37% is interesting. Labour's support is about what I'd expect to drop given the number of new players on the field. Lack of Plaid is a bit of a surprise though.

@ProfKarolSikora See I would go with Palantir, G4S, Serco, Infosys and all of those private sector companies that are now gouging the taxpayer with sub-standard services.

@EssexPR I wonder if perhaps someone could clarify something: 'trans' is a protected characteristic but male or female is not. So if someone has transitioned, do they want to be treated like an ordinary wo/man or do they want to be treated as someone who has transitioned?

@implausibleblog Didn't the Americans try something similar with Native Americans? How did that work out for them? Is it an approach they would endorse?

@LauraTrottMP It's a shame a government with 14 years and significant majorities couldn't introduce legislation banning smartphones in schools, protecting teachers from violence against them and enabling parents to see what their children are being taught in schools. Once again blame-shifting!

@RachelRhtn Scam alert!

@jdpoc loved how his other half was trying desperately to hide herself. "I don't know this a***hole!"

Lots of outrage over this today. TBH I agree. Gazan's shouldn't have to flee their homeland because they've been bombed back to the Stone Age. Yes, Hamas committed an atrocity. No the entire people of Gaza did not.

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Irony Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two key drivers of division over the last decade: Nigel Farage and the Conservatives.

Anyone else finding a lot of their posts are being 'liked' by sex bots? Or am I somehow particularly alluring?