Jada ⚔️ Profile Banner
Jada ⚔️ Profile
Jada ⚔️

@Captain_beess

Followers
36
Following
95
Media
88
Statuses
1,856

Artist (but I don't post art lol) I use this account to say what I'm feeling and feel what I'm saying

Joined April 2015
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
9 months
so what was up with that eras of ugly bug eyed animals bc...
Tweet media one
37
152
2K
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
@pm_magictavern please algorithm overlords I no longer want these ads, I don't care if the ugly woman doesn't become beautiful, leave me be
0
2
28
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
@mayowasworld my favorite hairstyle to this day!
Tweet media one
0
0
11
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
WHY IS THERE A 7TH GRADER AT MY HIGHSCHOOL WITH THE LAST NAME BUSSY
0
2
7
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
when people look at my keys I want them to stop and go "where tf are the keys?"
Tweet media one
1
0
7
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
I love my job, I got to make these buttons
Tweet media one
0
0
6
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
anyone else get those spikes of negative emotion after talking to someone bc my brain feels like it's having a roast sesh rn
2
1
6
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
ita so funny to me when white ppl do their makeup and they go from pink to yellow
1
0
6
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
lash glued beads to my face looking like is should get the real deal
Tweet media one
2
0
6
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
trying to drink all the boba pearls feels like a human enrichment activity
1
0
6
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
I'm in love with this design!
@hou_jae04
호우자
2 years
오븐 걸 oven girl #characterdesign
Tweet media one
881
26K
172K
0
0
5
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
theres just something so attractive about a man in therapy omg
1
0
5
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
shout out to one piece for keeping me alive and well
1
0
5
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
9 months
@aliyahInterlude don't say that too loud, I just had a dream I was pregnant and was mistreated in the hospital
0
0
1
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
Twitter maybe shit sometimes but at least I don't have people I know irl finding my account like just out of nowhere
1
0
5
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
I wish I had my own kitchen so others can stop complaining that my food is smelly
1
1
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
11 months
damn twitter lookin good today 🤤
Tweet media one
1
0
5
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
so glad I'm addicted to the grind and not hard drugs
0
0
5
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
9 months
@BigDummyNRG that's what I'm saying like what is going oonnn 😭
0
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
running over kids to permanently change the trajectory of their life
0
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
why my anxiety going off the charts I'm just sitting here🤨🤨
2
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
show me this image irl and I will laugh for way to damn long, this is the new dodge ball sound effect for those who know
Tweet media one
2
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
I need SO MUCH HELP writing this essay Its just TOO HARD and I want SOMEONE ELSE to write it for me!
7
0
2
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
why do they decide they to have 10 million end of semester events IM TRYING TO FINISH ALL MY WORK I CAN'T GO PARTY JUST YET
0
1
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
if you had a bad valentine's day that was me, I spent the day praying on everyone's down fall
0
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
turns out I'm not ugly I just grew up in a pwi
1
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
not once but twice today a white person I know waved at me and I did not recognize them dawg you look like every other bitch
0
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
unfortunately I am fulfilling the women love shoes stereotype ( I just bought another pair 🤩)
1
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
I really don't need to have feelings for a guy in a relationship rn
0
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
DROPPED CS
Tweet media one
1
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
7 months
dinner.
Tweet media one
0
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
I'm sick and tired of seeing men with big phat juicy voluptuous ass, ALL THAT CAKE AND I DON'T GET A SLICE??
1
1
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
7 months
ima start posting pictures of myself so all the big tiddy men know I'm cute
Tweet media one
1
1
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
I hate to break it to yall but girl is not a gender neutral term, it's bc I'm him
0
1
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
every day I say the most foul egregious things while sitting like this
Tweet media one
1
1
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
just tried beer for the first time🥰! what the fuck are yall drinking that for? you like cleaner in ur mouth?
3
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
why did I just read ACAB as a cop at birth
0
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
something about being evil is so fun
0
1
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
ah shit I dropped my fazballs
0
1
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
I fucking hate intrusive thoughts, I saw someone getting their chest waxed and said " TAKE HIS NIPPLE OFF"
1
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
now why does joann's have a 9/11 themed fabric
3
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
can I just have an early funeral but I'm still alive and people still wear all black and all that you know just funeral part 1
0
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
me sitting and wondering when the movie is gonna make me cry while oomf is over here choked up
2
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
"the renaissance was temporary, furries are forever" - me 5 minutes ago
0
2
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
I love having tea on people from the internet cause every time they pop up on my page I get to say some shit like " ain't you the guy that gave all those women chlamydia? and didn't apologize?"
0
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
@matthwatson Thanks man
1
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
I'm writing a story and I just canonically made a character a moster fucker whoops
2
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
gender envy
@beautybybb_
I’m a beast, from di West Indies 🇯🇲
2 years
This glitter BLEND.. too nice 🤌🏾🌈
Tweet media one
349
16K
143K
0
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
1 like and I'll quit my job
1
0
4
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
@MMaksart thinking about how I'd have the TV on and use the laptop at the same time so I'd have chowder on one screen and girls kissing on the other
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
now Michael's...
Tweet media one
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
I think it's very cool of me how I want to make friends but I also want to talk to no one and it's not effect my mental health at all, very hot and sexy of me
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
it's so funny how we just fucked up as a society with using AI or even understanding what that word means
0
1
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
You are nothing. You're nothing but a nuisance a fly in my damn face. You will never know my true person. What you're seeing is a mask made just so you don't know too much about me. You say the dumbest shit to my face and I don't correct you so you look dumb to everyone else
0
1
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
8 months
@wj_slay figure out how to say what in polish and only say that for an hour
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
hey yall my expiration date is coming up should I hop in the freezer or be dried
2
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
4 years
I may not know much about kingdom heart but I do know I wanna fuck axel
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
10 months
I like to think there is a different time line where I got really into opra singing
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
My accounts been unlocked! back from the dead
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
me: what would you do if I started crying and throwing up and pooping my pants? my 9 yr old sister: I would start twerking
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
every day I see big companies fuck up different animated shows and it hurts ever time
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
just read my text book for the first time this semester and realized I am not dumb but the prof teaches weird
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
I think it's really cool when I have to sit in my room with my ears plugged so I dont hear my mother be homophobic 🤠
0
1
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
4 years
as of late every time is see someone I don't like my first and only thought is " you know I bite right?"
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
shout out to the gorgeous person that just walked by
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
yall I don't ever have to take a math or drawing class again I'm free
3
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
if you walk into the perfume part of the store and STINK I'm spraying you down
1
1
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
someone at crunchyroll is making jokes you did NOT just put hunter hunter in the best dad category 😭
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
thinking about James Baxter's animation it's so good
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
I wanna post on other apps the same way I post on here put too many people would see that shit
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
alright oomfs I brought this fruit I have no idea what it is anyone wanna guess what's inside
Tweet media one
3
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
I've now officially seen Wendell and Wild and I must say, IT WAS SO GOOD!!!
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
I'm tired of college classes what happened to being an apprentice and just helping a master crafts man do his craft
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
you know I've noticed that if someone is trying to sell you shit hitting them with "I don't have enough money for that" they kinda stop trying and I can buy my shit and go
2
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
4 years
man if I have kids they're gonna find my art at some point, how am I supposed to hide a whole pepsi nun from them
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
I've so much cooking related content at this point if you give me a list of ingredients I know what ur cooking, like fruit and sugar? ur making jam, candied fruit, or a cheong your fruit to sugar ratio will tell me which one
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
I decided to try wordle and I now understand why @DollyDeathany started crying, I couldn't do anything but stare blankly
1
1
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
my new year resolution is to accuse more white people of saying the n word when they really didn't, watching them defend themselves is so funny
0
1
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
10 months
now I need yall to be honest, does it look like I play smash bros
Tweet media one
2
1
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
10 months
really over here day dreaming about a man that's 5'2, deplorable
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
just realized I should have hone to sleep 2 hours ago bc I gotta get up at 4 to go to work... what do i look like going to bed at 8...
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
if I wasn't loaded with school work I'd be work on a webcomic and making bank, I'm so sleepy ahh, I should start stealing fruit from the store what are they gonna, Nintendos logo is so good I hope they never change it, I want flip phone, I mean I already steal onions what's frui
1
1
2
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
@MMaksart 😎😎😎
Tweet media one
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
I get a lot of random thoughts but I just hit some girlie online with "I don't care that ur graduating I hope ur degree gets revoked bc whatever horrible thing you've done is revealed and ur family stops talking to you"
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
I'm one bad event away from my joker arc
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
3 years
those internet post that say some " 💫💥❤❣ finding colors you've never heard of 👁👄👁💋💥❤... Crimson" yeah those piss me off
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
pink and yellow has got to be the worst color combo if I was a bird and a pink bird and yellow bird did a combo serenade dance, I'd reject both of them bc they chose to do it together
3
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
it's always funny to me when people mis pronounce my name cus how you fuck up 4 letters
2
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
8 months
doechi's performance... so good omg
0
1
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
I'm going to watch Wendell and Wild and then I'm never going to shut up about it yall be ready
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
11 months
so why can't I go grocery shopping at midnight what if I wanna make a 2 course meal of chicken stew and fried plantains
0
1
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
I'm gonna be like on my death bed and I'm gonna say some dumb shit like "THE ONE PIECE IS REAL" and pull the plug
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
10 months
seeing a lot of virgins celebrating to abortion win ... 🤔
0
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
11 months
2
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
@DollyDeathany see now if I crawl into ur skin I can get a bingo
Tweet media one
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
1 year
a little disappointed my zoro themed drink tasted like honey lemon sparkling water and not zoros sweaty balls 😮‍💨
1
0
3
@Captain_beess
Jada ⚔️
2 years
sick and tired of you hoes saying some dumb shit like "Just one sip a day will balance your ph, reset you chakras, and make your pussy fat, Horse cum" like SHUT UP
0
0
3