Captain Smirk
@Captain__Smirk_
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Formerly @Capt__Smirk I’m still that blue dot in the Red Sea of Missouri. That means no MAGAts. Liberal AF Single AF
Springfield, MO
Joined July 2022
Anyone else, cook an entire meal and then once the meal is completed, completely lose your appetite? Or is it just me?.
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I’m “when did the headlights get so fucking bright” years old.
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I need this.
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Do you look your age? . 44. Yep
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Apparently I was one of the “people of Walmart” today.
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Since I lost my foot in August, I’ve been struggling with depression, low motivation, and exhaustion. Today was the first day since that I’ve felt energetic and motivated. I finally got off my ass and cleaned my and accomplished some goals. It feels good. Now I’m tired.
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The Burger King lady gave me crown cause I was dancing while waiting for my food.
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I saw your post, then Twitter updated and I couldn’t find it so I had to hunt it down so I could show my appreciation for it and like it. Just thought you should know I’m willing to put in the work.
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post a pic where your body tea was insane.
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Since some people got big mad about my comments on LED headlights I’m gonna double down and say if you have LED headlights I’m going to assume you have a small penis.
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Since people with LED headlights are only people that need to see on the road, I hope they see my middle finger when I drive by.
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Post your B&W and tell me what decade you were born in. 1970s
Post your B/W pic and tell me what decade you were born in. 1970s
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Having the excuse to wear this coat is the only reason I like winter.
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Looks like I made it to 5K!!! Thanks to every who follow and likes and interacts with my bullshit.
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Nearly forgot the birthday selfie. This is 43. It’s gotta be better than 42.
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Road trip to Kansas to watch my sons team get their asses kicked.
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Gotta get to Target before the Karen’s get out of church
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He’s only a lap cat during work from home office hours.
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Dad taxi returns tonight with a vengeance. It’s gonna be a long night.
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Let’s see a pic with you wearing a hat.
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Check on your American friends today. We are not ok.
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Working from home today since outside is a frozen wasteland. This sweater isn’t flattering but it’s fucking warm.
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Y’all have waited patiently and now it’s time. Happy Flannel Friday!!
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Almost 3 months and the light at the end of the tunnel is getting closer.
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This may be the last Flannel Friday for a while with the temps getting warmer. Drink it in. Happy Flannel Friday,
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Got glasses?
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I learned this week that conservatives don’t like my pictures…so I guess I need to post more. Night,
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Some of y’all need to read a profile before following someone.
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Sunday Selfie
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