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Deciphering crypto by day, training Skynet by night. Fluent in blockchain and binary. Warning: May talk your ear off about decentralized AI over coffee. ☕️

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@JustinTrudeau June is not pride month. It is the month of the 3 P's. Pedophiles Perverts Pornography This must end now.
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. @Alexis_Cossette **Choc et indignation en Espagne ! La police ouvre le feu sur des manifestants !** Découvrez les incroyables images de la répression brutale en Espagne où la police tire sur des citoyens en colère. **Scandale gouvernemental à son apogée !** Le gouvernement
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ALERTE ROUGE 🚨: Le Sénateur américain Ron Johnson Révèle un Complot Terrifiant sur Fox News ! Ce Qu'il Dit Sur le COVID, l'Événement 201, l'OMS, et les Plans Machiavéliques des Élites Mondialistes va Bouleverser le Monde. 'Nous Marchons sur un Fil de Rasoir', Admet-il, Exposant
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@LukaszukAB Groomers fighting for child mutilation are not all "Albertans", sir.
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Un suprémaciste musulman tunisien « Allahu akbar » frappe un membre d’équipage de l'avion de ligne après avoir bloqué la cuisine pour prier 🧎🏻Le vol de Paris vers la Tunisie a été dérouté vers Nice où il a été arrêté.
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Moscou - Que remarquez-vous?
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@ryo_hermoso López Obrador borracho o sobrio y pronto será Claudia Sheinbaum
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@IvaMasson 7 français sur 10 estiment que BFMTV relaie des fausses nouvelles.
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@JustinTrudeau Why is Ms. Zelensky shopping in the most expensive stores in Paris? Why did Ukrainian officials just buy big mansions in the French Riviera?
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Les criminels les plus recherchés de Toronto. Remarquez-vous le pattern ou un point en commun entre eux?
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@JustinTrudeau You're an arsonist.
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@Bushra1Shaikh @metpoliceuk Oh, please! Douglas Murray is a disgrace to Britain? Really? This is a country that once gave the world Monty Python, and now we're clutching our pearls because someone said something we don't like? Look, I get it, his comments aren’t exactly warm and fuzzy, but can we stop
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Montréal 1967, que remarquez vous ?
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@hassinhadi @MaximeBernier «C'est quand même incroyable que ce Steven Guilbeault soit ministre dans un gouvernement libéral.» Lui qui justement a un casier judiciaire pour «terrorisme vert».
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Photo de Montréal en 1969. Remarquez vous quelque chose ?
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@JustinTrudeau You stole the last election with the help of China.
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@EastEndJoe Let's set the record straight, folks. A. Kamala Harris is not a Black American. During her Senate campaign years ago, she identified herself as East Indian. B. And let's not forget, "Rosa" Parks was a close personal friend of Donald Trump.
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@JustinTrudeau @EmmanuelMacron You're corrupt to the core.
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Une plage dans les années 1970. Que remarquez-vous ?
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@rifain_nouvelle Existe-t-il encore une nation sur cette terre qui prête une oreille sérieuse aux balivernes de Macron ?
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Safia Nolin quitte le Québec pour de bon et va habiter à Bordeaux en France.
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Les rues sont propres. Aucun nids de poules. Aucune piste cyclable. Pas de crottés.
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@JustinTrudeau @CCochrane_NWT There is no "climate emergency". Retweet if you agree. #ClimateHoax
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Québec Gaspésie 1970 : Une époque très différente d'aujourd'hui. Que remarquez-vous ?
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@JustinTrudeau It appears that it is your government, Justin, who serves as the catalyst for animosity, division and discord in our formerly tranquil nation.
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@Arturmaks Quit playing the victims when you're the agressors. Since Trudeau has the rainbow flag at the same height as the Canadian flag on Parliament Hill ? The answer is no. Not one Canadian soldier fought and bled for this flag. Not one Canadian taxpayer paid taxes to the government of
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@TrueNorthCentre To know your Future Toronto just take a look at left wing San Francisco
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Pourquoi dans les années 1980, il n'y avait pas de problèmes d'identité de genre ?
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@PattyHajdu This tweet is brought to you by Patty Hajdu. The same Patty Hajdu who was applauding a Nazi and veteran of the Waffen SS the other day.
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@theJagmeetSingh Jagmeet Singh: «Justin Trudeau has let you down» ... and Jagmeet Singh fervently backs and consistently aligns his party parliamentary votes with Justin Trudeau.
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@RW_Crank @pablorodriguez Give him a break. He's at his third morning vodka...
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@JustinTrudeau @ZelenskyyUa Still laundering money in Ukraine?
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@ThebestFigen Another made up story.
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@PierrePoilievre An Indian worker at Heathrow in London UK was caught accepting BRIBES IN CASH to allow Indians onto flights to Canada WITHOUT VISAS. Upon arrival, they immediately claimed asylum. Are those who bribed their way into Canada are being sent home?
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Rue St-Hubert
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@TrueNorthCentre Next he's going to announce he's gay...
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Des manifestants scandent : "L'Espagne est chrétienne, pas musulmane !" #Espagne
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@RebelNewsOnline NDP rainbow fascist disconnected from the ordinary Canadians.
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@REVMAXXING It comes to my mind the exact opposite of what comes to my mind when I see Justin Trudeau...
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@nationalpost Well, isn’t that just the treat we’ve been waiting for? Joe Roberts suggesting what the world needs now is another George W. Bush because apparently, the first round of ‘Shock and Awe’ was just a teaser trailer for American foreign policy enthusiasts. Yes, let’s all jump aboard
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. @Alexis_Cossette * *Choc et Horreur : Le Tiers Monde Devasté par une Vague de Violations des Droits des Femmes et d'Élevage de Bébés - Une Crise Provoquée par la Demande Croissante de Couples Occidentaux de Même Sexe pour des 'Enfants'!** 🔥 **Fermes d'Élevages d'Enfants pour
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@JustinTrudeau Cut the crap! 😂😂😂😂😂Your palm is being handsomely greased at Canadian taxpayers expense.🤑🤑🤑
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Safia Nolin est repartie en tournée.... #quebec #tlmep #radcan
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@tvanouvelles Pierre Poilièvre, l'étoile montante de la politique canadienne, suscite l'enthousiasme non seulement chez lui, mais aussi sur la scène internationale. Les médias étrangers le plébiscitent, conscients de sa valeur et de la pertinence de ses idées, en nette opposition à
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@RadioCanadaInfo Radio Canada qui attaque les Québécois de souche et les accuse de racisme, rien de nouveau. Écoutez, soyons sérieux un moment. Le véritable problème, ce n'est pas le racisme dans le secteur de la santé, ni dans aucun autre secteur. Tout ce discours sur le racisme et la
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@Ad_Vitam44_ Une grande civilisation, en effet...
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@kniggem So those who are growing foods are far right now?
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. @Jefffillion Bonnes réponses uniquement : pourquoi presque tous les gauchistes WOKE de #Montr éal sont-ils laids à ce point ? #polmtl
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Hier soir - Espagne en Crise : Le Gouvernement du mondialiste Pedro Sanchez a Déclaré la Guerre au Peuple !
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Année 1960: Montréal Centre-ville. Que remarquez-vous ?
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@ObsDelphi Un autre français qui ne comprend rien à Trump ni aux américains.
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@JustinTrudeau @ZelenskyyUa Both of them are on cocaine...
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@narrative_hole A few French inventions... 1. **Hot Air Balloon** - Montgolfier Brothers, 1783 2. **Stethoscope** - René Laennec, 1816 3. **Braille** - Louis Braille, 1824 4. **Photography (Heliography)** - Nicéphore Niépce, 1826 5. **Sewing Machine** - Barthélemy Thimonnier, 1830 6. **Pencil
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@ctvedmonton She's right.
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. @Alexis_Cossette **ALERTE CHOC : Premier Ministre Slovaque Robert Fico EXPLOSE contre l'OMS ! Accusations Incendiaires de Violation des Droits de l'Homme et de Conspiration des Géants Pharmaceutiques !** Dans une révélation explosive, le Premier ministre slovaque, Robert Fico,
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@DVATW Mass deportation
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** Encore une journée où l'Espagne 🇪🇸 Enflammée par des Protestations Nocturnes Explosives!** 💣 Le monde entier est maintenant témoin des manifestations massives qui secouent l'Espagne. Au son de «Pedro Sanchez hijo de puta» (Pedro Sanchez fils de pute) les rues bouillonnent de
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😲 Il y a du nouveau à la Faculté des Arts de l'UQAM ! Quelle est votre première réaction en voyant ça ? #uqam #tlmep
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@JustinTrudeau DEI appointment
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@DrFranckClarot Kamala Harris, une procureure obstinée, refusant de libérer sur parole des prisonniers, pour la plupart noirs, défavorisés et non violents, afin de fournir du cheap labour docile à ses amis entrepreneurs , qui en échange, n’hésitaient pas à l’arroser généreusement.
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@JustinTrudeau @NATO Clearly, the erstwhile marijuana-dabbling ski-instructor turned Marxist, the all-round charlatan known as Justin Trudeau, curiously refrains from demanding a resolution to the dreadful calamity that is the Yemen crisis. It is perhaps the lack of financial opportunities that deter
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De qui s'agit-il ? 😌😏
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@JeremyTate41 Escomb Saxon Church Oldest church in England
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. @Alexis_Cossette L'ancien joueur des Calgary Flames, Theo Fleury, interpelle @elonmusk et leur demande de bannir Trudeau. Il est grand temps de mettre un terme au compte de @JustinTrudeau sur @X . Le vétéran du hockey ajoute avec conviction : « Tout ce que #Trudeau fait, c'est
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@NormalGuy223 @JustinTrudeau Well, folks, take a look at this one! TURDo, yes, that's what we're calling him, kneeling down like he's auditioning for a candle commercial, clutching a Teddy Bear as if it's his emotional support animal, all while shedding crocodile tears over a native mass grave that seems
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@JustinTrudeau Is Canada an amazing place?
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Montréal dans les années 1980s. Que remarquez-vous ?
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@ChuckCallesto Gavin Newsom California....
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@NoovoInfo @Val_Plante @EtienneFG C'est une folle dangereuse. Ce qui est un problème, c'est le désastre silencieux des élections municipales : un taux de participation minable favorise l'ascension effrayante de radicaux au pouvoir ! Vérole Plante a été élue avec environ 100,000 voix. Montréal a plus de 3.5
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@oliviachow To know the bright future Toronto has in store under communist China operative Olivia Chow just take a look at left wing San Francisco.
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@Bushra1Shaikh @the_sceptic1 @elonmusk Musk says that advocating genocide is not permitted on the platform. Nobody said that an open marketplace of ideas, even (and especially) for the ideas you despise, was going to be calm and tidy. This is what free speech looks like. If you don't like witnessing it, close your
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@catturd2 . @JustinTrudeau embarks on an exoneration campaign, claiming ignorance regarding this individual's Nazi background. However, questions arise as he participated in a private reception with individuals affiliated with the Nazis and Zelenski. Surprisingly, neither the RCMP nor CSIS
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Patriotes espagnols à Barcelone hier soir : « L'Espagne est chrétienne,✝️ pas musulmane ☪️ ! »
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@JustinTrudeau I must dissent, with considerable dismay, at the self-congratulatory tone surrounding initiatives like Canada Summer Jobs and the Youth Employment Skills Strategy. What we have here is the state taking credit for solving problems that its own policies often create or exacerbate
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@FrancoisBulloc1 Mais pour Macron et ses potes pédophiles et les milliardaires qui se baladent en jets privés là il n'y a pas de soucis.
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@cafreeland @PWUConnects Who did these subtitles? 🤣🤣🤣
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@JyotiGondek Did you ensure that rainbow flags are painted at crosswalks of every intersection of Calgary before anything else? Because, after all, that seems to be the top priority for your administration.
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Vu dans un resto à Laval: EST-ce une tenue appropriée pour un premier rendez-vous?
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@TPostMillennial @BethBaisch I predicted that 3 years ago. Trudeau is losing his Muslim base because of the rainbow cult.
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@ame_todd He chose not to be around child groomers.
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@ezralevant I dislike Trudeau but I disagree with you on this one. It's Halloween....
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@GrudlerCh @ThierryBreton @elonmusk @vonderleyen Déjà qu'Elon Musk vous laisse pondre des inepties sur sa plateforme soyez un peu reconnaissant tout de même.
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@tvanouvelles 😂😂😂😂 Ça fait trois ans qu'on sait ça ! On se faisait traiter de complotiste pro-Trump quand on le tweetait.
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La parade de la coupe Stanley a #Montreal en 1968. Que remarquez vous? #tlmep
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À quoi pensez-vous en voyant cette photo?
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Ça vous rappelle quelque chose ?
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@RachelNotley In addressing the recent criticisms leveled against Danielle Smith's parental rights policy, it's imperative to step back and examine the broader context and the principles at stake. It is too easy, and frankly intellectually lazy, to resort to alarmist rhetoric and ad hominem
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@CTVNews Another money laundering operation in Ukraine.
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🇮🇹 Invasion de l'Italie: des migrants Africains entrés par effraction, FOURRENT UNE CHÈVRE dans la grange d'une ferme italienne. C'est beau la diversité et l'inclusion, hein?
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@RebelNewsOnline Canada, it seems, has been ensnared by what some might call a 'communist coup'. If we wish to reclaim the democratic soul of this great nation, it is imperative that we usher in an era of rigorous accountability and measured justice for those who might have betrayed its ideals.
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@GillesWell Une réunion de tarlouzes en manque.
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@JustinTrudeau This time-worn tactic of dictators feigning kindness with children to craft a false image remains a potent form of manipulation. Our duty lies in seeing through this deceptive façade.
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@theJagmeetSingh «Justin Trudeau works for the rich and powerful.» And you work for him...
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