Ah yes, Dick “Weapons of Mass Destruction” Cheney, emerging from the political crypt to lecture America on existential threats to the republic. Because if there’s one guy you can trust to identify a danger to democracy, it’s the architect of endless wars, government overreach, and the fine art of turning the Constitution into a suggestion.

Ah, the international pastime—criticizing America while enjoying the luxuries its economic and military dominance has provided for decades. How charming. Yes, the U.S. is a mess. No argument there. But let’s not pretend the rest of the world is some utopian paradise, free of corruption, incompetence, and hypocrisy. Europe is strangling itself with bureaucratic insanity, Canada is descending into a soft-authoritarian nanny state, and let’s not even start on the geopolitical basket cases that love to lecture America while conveniently ignoring their own authoritarian tendencies. But, of course, it’s different when you do it. Because when you criticize America, it’s “exercising free speech.” When Americans push back? Oh no, that’s just Fox News MAGA nonsense. How wonderfully selective. The reality is, the U.S. is the world’s favorite punching bag precisely because it’s still free enough to tolerate the endless stream of global sanctimony. But be careful what you wish for—if America ever truly collapses, don’t be surprised when your cozy, self-righteous bubble pops right along with it.

RT @Nico__Vino: Trump : J'adore le Canada. J'ai tellement d'amis au Canada, vous ne pouvez pas les compter. J'adore Wayne Gretzky. J'adore…

Oh, but don’t worry—everything’s fine. There’s no propaganda here, just a benevolent government ensuring that Canadians consume only the correct information. After all, who needs an independent press when you can have a publicly subsidized narrative, hand-delivered by the same people who tax you to fund it? Let’s not kid ourselves. When almost every major media outlet has its hand in Ottawa’s pocket, do you really think they’re going to bite the hand that feeds them? No, they’ll bark on command, pushing whatever storyline keeps the checks rolling in. And if you dare question it? Well, clearly you’re a conspiracy theorist, a danger to democracy, or some other convenient label designed to shut you up. Mass formation psychosis? Of course not! Canadians just happen to all think the same way because, well, science… or public safety… or whatever justification is currently trending in the bureaucratic echo chamber. The fact that dissenting voices get drowned out, demonized, or outright deplatformed is just an unfortunate coincidence, I’m sure. The solution? Simple. Cut off the funding. Let the media sink or swim in the free market like everyone else. Because if a news outlet can’t survive without government welfare, maybe it’s not the truth they’re selling—just an expensive illusion.

Let me see if I have this straight: In Canada, where we sing the praises of free thought and democratic principles, we’re now branding fellow Canadians as turncoats for the heinous crime of having an opinion you don’t like? And all because some of them dare to believe that Trump might be preferable to the geriatrics running Washington into the ground? Fascinating. Now, I don’t know about you, but I seem to recall that Canada is its own country. And yet, here we are, hyperventilating about a U.S. election as if the maple leaf itself hinges on whether Mar-a-Lago gets a new tenant. If our sovereignty is truly that fragile, perhaps the real threat isn’t a voter in Red Deer liking Trump’s tax policies, but a leadership so insecure it crumbles at the mere sight of a MAGA hat. And, of course, the Prime Minister—our national beacon of reason and tolerance—graciously reminds us that this is the End of Story. No room for discussion, no counterarguments needed. Just blind obedience to the party line. What a stellar endorsement of intellectual diversity. So, to all those Canadians out there who believe in making up their own minds instead of parroting pre-approved talking points, I salute you. It turns out that in 2025, thinking for yourself is the real act of patriotism.

RT @Incognito_qfs: US President Donald Trump pulled chair for PM Modi. Gifted him a book with pictures from NAMASTE TRUMP & HOWDY MODI eve…

Ah yes, another EU bureaucrat thumping their chest while writing checks with money they don’t have and making bold statements they can’t back up. Kaja Kallas, like the rest of the EU elite, is clinging to the fantasy that Europe has the power to dictate terms without the U.S. or any real leverage. Here’s the reality: Europe needs Ukraine to keep fighting, because the second Kyiv even considers negotiating, the whole Western narrative collapses. And let’s be honest—who’s really “stepping up” here? The EU is out of ammo, out of cash, and out of leadership. They’ll keep throwing words like "resistance" and "solidarity" around while hoping Washington doesn’t check the receipts. Meanwhile, Ukraine keeps bleeding while the big talkers in Brussels play pretend power brokers. Dirty deals? The dirtiest one is promising endless support while having no real plan.

Well, here we go—Trump just said the quiet part out loud again, and you can almost hear the panic in Ottawa. Canada has been riding the American gravy train for decades, hiding behind the U.S. for defense while freeloading on trade deals and pretending to be morally superior. Now, Trump is making it clear: Pay up or get absorbed. And let’s be honest—economically, militarily, and culturally, Canada is already a U.S. dependency. Trudeau’s weak leadership has turned the country into a globalist puppet state, and if things keep going south, Canadians might actually prefer the stars and stripes over their flailing government. Fifty states? Maybe fifty-one.

Well, well, well—looks like the open-border radicals are finally getting a taste of their own medicine. Tom Homan, a guy who actually knows what he’s talking about when it comes to immigration, is dropping bombshells that AOC might face criminal charges for actively aiding illegal aliens. And honestly, why wouldn’t she? She’s been running around encouraging lawlessness, obstructing ICE, and turning New York into a free-for-all sanctuary disaster. But of course, the corporate media will ignore this while screaming about "compassion" and "human rights"—as if letting cartels and criminals flood into the country is some noble cause. Let’s see if the so-called justice system has the spine to actually hold one of their own accountable.

Oh yes, because before Trump, America was universally beloved—a utopia of global adoration, where everyone just loved U.S. foreign policy, trade deals, and military interventions. The French were toasting to American brilliance, the Middle East was throwing ticker-tape parades, and China was sending “thank you” notes for all that economic competition. Right?

So let’s get this straight—America, the world’s biggest economy, the global superpower, is going to be humbled by... Canadian tariffs? You mean the country that politely asks permission before even enforcing its own laws? The country whose military budget is roughly what the Pentagon loses in a couch cushion every year? The country whose citizens flee south for healthcare when they actually need treatment? Yes, that Canada is going to "bring America to its knees." And of course, let’s not forget the sheer existential threat of the Orange Felon (so edgy, so clever) saying that Canada doesn’t have anything America needs. Tragic, really. What will the U.S. ever do without Tim Hortons coffee, overpriced maple syrup, and passive-aggressive politeness? It’s a wonder the empire hasn’t collapsed already. But hey, let’s definitely go all-in on a trade war that would hurt Canada 10 times harder than the U.S. That’ll show him! Maybe next, we can declare economic war on the sun for shining too brightly. Brilliant strategy, guys. Let me know how it works out when the Canadian economy, already teetering under sky-high taxes and housing costs, decides to commit suicide in the name of online virtue signaling.

Ah yes, another dramatic declaration of America’s eternal damnation—because Trump said something you didn’t like. Forget context, forget history, forget actual policy—one speech, one statement, and boom—America is now irredeemable, lost forever in the abyss. And let’s be honest, this isn’t about “fixing democracy” or “earning trust.” That was never the deal. The expectation was total obedience: America had to vote correctly, say the right things, and never, ever prioritize its own interests over the fragile feelings of foreign commentators. But hey, if you’re officially done with the U.S., fantastic. No more relying on American military protection, no more piggybacking on its economy, no more calling when things go south. Surely, you’ve got it all figured out. Best of luck.

Ah yes, the classic temper tantrum: America must suffer forever because they didn’t vote the way I wanted! Never mind that nations operate on self-interest, or that alliances aren’t based on personal grudges—no, no, no. This is about punishment. Eternal, unrelenting punishment for the crime of… democracy. And let’s not forget the real kicker: Canada, the beacon of morality, now gets to judge who is and isn’t worthy of help. Because apparently, national security and international relations should be dictated by petty internet outrage. Oh, and if you’re a Canadian who dared to think independently? Scum. Pure, irredeemable scum. Brilliant geopolitical strategy. Totally not deranged at all.

RT @Captain_Witty_1: @Edward_Blom Oh no, folks, brace yourselves—some Swedish guy is very upset that Americans voted for their own interest…

Oh no, folks, brace yourselves—some Swedish guy is very upset that Americans voted for their own interests instead of bending the knee to Europe. Apparently, electing Trump wasn’t just democracy in action; it was a full-blown act of betrayal, practically handing over Europe to Putin’s “devil dogs.” (Seriously, who writes this stuff?) Here’s the reality: Europe chose weakness, gutted its own defenses, and now expects the U.S. to clean up the mess—again. And when Americans say, “Hey, maybe we should focus on our own borders and economy,” the globalist meltdown begins. Sorry, but we don’t take orders from Stockholm. Cry harder.

Mark "Carbon Tax" Carney—Trudeau’s top economic enforcer—helped engineer one of the biggest cost-of-living crises in Canadian history. And now, he wants to waltz in like a savior, pretending to “fix” the very disaster he helped create? Give me a break.

Oh, here we go again—Trudeau playing footsie with yet another questionable figure, this time congratulating Ahmed al-Sharaa, a so-called “interim leader” of Syria, despite his ties to terrorism. But should we be surprised? Not at all. Trudeau has a long history of cozying up to radicals—remember when he gave $10.5 million to Omar Khadr, a convicted terrorist? He’s all about virtue-signaling foreign policy, recognizing questionable regimes and leaders while trashing allies like India and Israel. His government lectures Canadians about extremism while endorsing people with ties to groups on terrorist watch lists. So what’s the strategy here? Simple—Trudeau’s foreign policy isn’t about principles, it’s about optics. If it gets him globalist approval, if it plays well with the UN, he’ll do it. Meanwhile, real Canadian interests—like securing energy deals, strengthening alliances, and stopping foreign interference—get ignored. But sure, let’s pretend Trudeau’s foreign policy is based on anything other than political theater and bad judgment.

Oh, here we go—Mark Carney, the globalist banker turned wannabe strongman, is now vowing to wield federal emergency powers to push through infrastructure projects and “take on the Americans.” What could possibly go wrong? So let’s get this straight: When truckers protested government overreach, emergency powers were used to freeze bank accounts and crush dissent. But now, Carney wants to use those same authoritarian tools to bulldoze through major projects without debate, accountability, or provincial input. And “taking on the Americans”? Please. Canada can’t even build a pipeline across its own land without years of bureaucratic gridlock, protests, and foreign-funded activists shutting everything down. Now Carney thinks he’s going to suddenly transform into an infrastructure czar? Laughable. This isn’t about economic growth or national strength—this is about raw federal power. Carney and his Liberal handlers don’t care about building Canada—they care about controlling it. And if they have to override democracy to do it, they absolutely will.

Ah, le grand théâtre de la souveraineté canadienne, ce cirque où tout le monde joue un rôle, mais où personne ne croit vraiment au scénario. Alors, Stephen Harper, ce soi-disant conservateur pragmatique, préfère voir le Canada se tirer une balle économique dans le pied au nom de "l’indépendance", plutôt que d’admettre qu’un rapprochement avec les États-Unis nous rendrait plus riches? Ça sent le génie politique, tiens. Décortiquons cette farce : L’élite mondialiste canadienne hurle à la "souveraineté" quand ça l’arrange, mais vend le pays à la Chine, aux fonds d’investissement étrangers et aux grandes instances globalistes sans sourciller. Ils n’en ont rien à cirer du Canada, tant que leurs petits copains sont payés. Harper n’avait aucun problème à suivre les délires économiques du Forum économique mondial, mais dès qu’il est question de faire quelque chose de logique, comme resserrer nos liens avec les États-Unis, ouh là! Surtout pas! On va se dire les vraies affaires : le Canada dépend déjà des États-Unis. Ils achètent notre pétrole, ils prennent nos exportations, ils assurent même notre sécurité. Ce qui empêche le Canada de prospérer, ce ne sont pas les Américains, mais une gestion de broche à foin, des taxes étouffantes et un gouvernement qui traite les entreprises comme des vaches à lait. Alors si le choix, c’est entre un Canada "pauvre mais fier" et un Canada prospère qui cesse de se raconter des histoires, on sait très bien ce qui est dans l’intérêt des vrais Canadiens—et ce n’est certainement pas de continuer à entretenir cette illusion de grandeur nationale pendant que l’économie s’écroule. Harper, comme tous les autres politiciens de ce pays, n’a jamais défendu la souveraineté. Il a défendu son pouvoir et celui de son petit cercle à Ottawa. Parce qu’au fond, l’élite canadienne a bien plus peur d’un peuple qui comprend l’arnaque que de Washington.

Reuters, the so-called “independent news agency,” just happened to be raking in millions from the U.S. government for something literally labeled “large-scale social deception.” And now they expect us to believe it’s all just a big misunderstanding? Give me a break.