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I won't help you get signed to a major label. If you want to TAKE OWNERSHIP of your music career, click here:
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If capitalism is so great why does it have to get bailed out by socialism every 10 years?
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As Attorney General in 1992, Barr advised Bush to pardon everyone involved in Iran-Contra.
I’ve got an idea!
Now that we’re uncovering trump’s role as a Russian asset, let’s give him THAT job again!
#ImpeachTheMF
#MAGA
=
#MRGA
#MuellerIsComing
@realDonaldTrump
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Equal rights for others doesn’t mean less rights for you.
It’s not pizza.
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I didn’t do it!…
If I did do it, it would be OK!...
I did it, and I’d do it again!…
Hey everybody, watch me do it!!!
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Our grandparents were asked to storm Normandy.
And they pulled it off in plywood boats.
We’re being asked to wash our hands and sit on the couch.
And we’re fucking it up.
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So let me get this straight...Cinco de Mayo FINALLY lands on Taco Tuesday only to be sabotaged by a virus named Corona?
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@robreiner
How to fix immigration in 4 simple steps.
1: Stop treating refugees like criminals.
2: Make work visas more accessible
3: Crack down on employers who use undocumented workers to avoid paying minimum wage
4: Allow Mexicans who stay out of trouble to cross the border freely
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It’s hard to believe that we were in lockdown for almost an entire Grateful Dead song! 🤣🌈👨🎤🎼🎸🎹
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What’s up with those troops we brought home from Syria?
Shouldn’t we have parade or something?
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What if the coins you find in your couch cushions are spiders trying to pay rent?
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The only musician you should try to be better than is the musician you were yesterday.
http://t.co/gvbkYiKBBV
http://t.co/l5YKyTR8C3
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@SethAbramson
Corporate propagandists are trying to convince us that guy getting the most votes has no chance of winning.
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Milhouse's Missing Minutes (1973) via
@prx
I know what’s on the tape! An unauthorized copy of
@folkslinger
’s “Alice’s Restaurant!”
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The REAL reasons I quit drinking alcohol:
If I need a head-change, meditation works better.
If I need a fresh perspective, LSD hits the target more accurately.
If I need to reduce stress, that’s why god gave us THC.
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@krassenstein
@NatashaBertrand
As Attorney General in 1992, Barr advised Bush to pardon everyone involved in Iran-Contra.
I’ve got an idea!
Now that we’re uncovering trump’s role as a Russian asset, let’s give him THAT job again!
#ImpeachTheMF
#MAGA
=
#MRGA
#MuellerIsComing
@realDonaldTrump
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Friendly reminder: The only musician you should try to be better than is the musician you were yesterday.🎤🎧🎼🎻🎸🎺🎷
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@AOC
How do you know they aren’t what tipped us over the edge?
I’m waaay left. And I appreciate their efforts.
They blew wind in my sails. And I’m sure I’m not the only one.
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Fixed up my bike so that we can get by with one car. Samson and I get around a lot more easily, but it’s killing my step-count!
In other news: I found a new place to put stickers🤪
P.S. anyone who pm’s me the…
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Until February 2nd of 1848 when their status was made legal as the US violently took possession of the territory.
This is a reminder that we ALL come from immigrants and very FEW of those were legal migrations.
I AM WHERE I CAME FROM AND WELCOME MY PEOPLE TO JOIN ME🇺🇸🇲🇽
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Fun Fact:
The Triple Alliance (Aztec Empire) sacrificed about half as many people, per capita, as were executed in Europe during the same time period.
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@alaphiah
@d33ness72
We do NOT invite that into our country.
However we do welcome those who would like to escape it.
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There is nothing in the world that can trouble you as much as your own thoughts.
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"If you're making music that everybody can agree on you're probably making pretty shitty music."
-Tom Morello
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“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
~Groucho Marx
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The biggest musician in the world is “Featuring”.
I see him EVERYWHERE!
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Clearly I’m not gonna tame the whole plot THIS year. Can I till now?
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The musicians you love need you. Buy their music. Go to their shows. Share their posts. Engage. Promote. They need you more than you know.
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“Let me make the songs of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws.”
~Andrew Fletcher
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I currently have 7 paying jobs:
-musicpreneur
-mushroom farmer
-mail man
-census
-pizza guy
-substitute teacher
-Samson’s dad
And the ONLY reason I can afford healthcare is because of the ACA.
Am I living the American dream, or doing more than I should have to to make ends meet?
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Congrats to my wife on becoming a PERMANENT U.S. resident!
Next stop, citizenship!
With any luck she’ll take her oath in time to vote against
@realDonaldTrump
in 2020! 🇺🇸😉
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@ddale8
How to fix immigration in 4 simple steps.
1: Stop treating refugees like criminals.
2: Make work visas more accessible
3: Crack down on employers who use undocumented workers to avoid paying minimum wage
4: Allow Mexicans who stay out of trouble to cross the border freely
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@joncoopertweets
As Attorney General in 1992, Barr advised Bush to pardon everyone involved in Iran-Contra.
I’ve got an idea!
Now that we’re uncovering trump’s role as a Russian asset, let’s give him THAT job again!
#ImpeachTheMF
#MAGA
=
#MRGA
#MuellerIsComing
@realDonaldTrump
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Fun Fact: The 3 Abrahamic religions are Christianity, Judaism, and Islam.
Ya’ll started in the same place and worship the same god.
Most of the “Christians” I see condemning Islam don’t know that.
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“Music is a language that doesn’t speak in words. It speaks in emotions, and if it’s in the bones, it’s in the bones.”
― Keith Richards
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I’ve been lambasted for calling trumpublicans “idiots”.
But the fact of the matter is that anyone who believes everything
@realDonaldTrump
says believes an average of 8 lies every day of the year.
If “idiot” is not a fair description of trumpublicans, what is?
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We have to put warning labels telling people coffee is hot and not to put bags on their head. So, no I'm not surprised people support Trump.
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“The world we have created is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.“
~Albert Einstein
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If you want people to suffer the same as you did because you turned out fine... you did not actually turn out fine.
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How did every American gun enthusiast come to believe themselves to be a one-person “well regulated militia”?
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The musicians you love need you. Buy their music. Go to their shows. Share their posts. Engage. Promote. They need you more than you know.
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Dear trumpublicans:
Don’t worry about switching sides.
I won’t subject you to “I told you so”.
Once you are ready to acknowledge the truth I have only “congratulations” to offer.
Until then, please know that I respect you enough to call “bullshit” on your bullshit.
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"The purpose of life is a life of purpose."
~Robert Byrne
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#SelfTaughtFarming
Student-Generated Homework Assignment # 1: Untangle Deeply Impacted Tiller Blades.
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GOP Alabama lawmaker describes "great time" at KKK leader birthday event
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I dare every trumpublican who’s in school to write a 4-page report on a 400-page book and let us know what grade you get.
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“I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. I get most joy in life out of music.” -Albert Einstein
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If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. -- William Blake
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“The biggest difference between successful people and unsuccessful people is that successful people are willing to do what unsuccessful people are not.”
~Darren Hardy
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“Not one drop of my self worth comes from your acceptance of me.”
~Quincy Jones
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“If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, it’s OK. But you’ve got to shoot for something. A lot of people don’t even shoot.” ~Confucius
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"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious."
-Albert Einstein
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Guns have “nothing to do with it” is a crock of shit.
How many “knifing rampages” do you hear about?
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“Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to their graves with their song still in them.”
~Henry David Thoreau
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“A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.” ~Muhammad Ali
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I sincerely believe that more people have called ME a “stable genius” than
@realDonaldTrump
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And I can assure you that I’m neither.
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“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.”
― Bob Dylan
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I don’t worry about anti-vaxers much. Samson’s vaxxed. He’ll be fine. I encourage vax. But I value personal choice more. Regardless, he’s much safer than he would have been in 1919. I worry about racism MUCH more. And guns. We blew it with guns. There’s no vax for those... yet.
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"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive a car."
~Kenneth Tynan
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don’t mind and those who mind don’t matter.
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“Wisdom tells me I am nothing. Love tells me I am everything. And between the two my life flows.”
- Nisargadatta Maharaj
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“If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.” ~Henry David Thoreau
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“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” ~Mark Twain
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Insurance companies make you choose between doctors.
Medicare for all does not.
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@ProudResister
@SergioJSiano
Corporate propagandists are trying to convince us that guy getting the most votes has no chance of winning.
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Spend 1 hour on any one of the following
-reading a hard book
-intense physical practice/training
-writing
Do all three daily, and you’ll be within the top 1% of human beings in 5 years, guaranteed.
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Do trumpublicans actually believe that a draft-dodger who insults a war hero in front of American soldier’s graves on the anniversary of D-Day is fit to lead us?
@realDonaldTrump
#ImpeachTheMotherFuckerAlready
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@realDonaldTrump
I’m allergic to bullshit. That’s why I break out in hives every time you get my attention.
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“. be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.” ~Bruce Lee
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“Two things are certain about music:
First, musical styles continually change, and each generation looks down upon the next generation’s tastes in music.
And second, the way in which we listen to music will continually change.“
~Alan Krueger
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...then you should also judge ALL of Christianity by the crusades and the Old Testament.
I don’t.
Because I know the difference between good, evil, and ignorance.
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