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LGBTQ/autistic gamer: Corporal in the Fallout 5-0. Twitch Affiliate. Voice actor. Fallout machinima creator. Host of #OutlawsAndUnderdogs & #ThatCritterGuy !

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5 months
HEY WASTELANDERS! New to #Fallout76 ? Did #FalloutOnPrime wet your whistle for adventure? Want to meet the creatures of the Wasteland without *becoming* meat? Join us for THAT CRITTER GUY, the first #Fallout Wasteland wildlife conservation show! (Sound ON for trailer!) Welcome!!
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I am not going to swamp y’all with #STARFIELD content, but when I saw this I laughed so hard I thought I was going to actually pass out. The very best part of Skyrim has made its way to the stars. 😂
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@TizzyEnt @DarleneMcCoy The owner just doubled down on the racism, hoo boy:
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@VoughtIntl Whoever runs this account, they are not paying you enough.
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Heck YEEEEEAAAAHHH (Stolen from Facebook) #Fallout
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@AlexArrelia It’s funny how many people say “first writer ever who wrote about this thing” when what they mean is “first writer I have heard of in/about my lifetime who wrote about this thing.” Too many people live with blinders on, and miss out on so much. :(
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@CaptainMal77
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If you ever need a hand, why, just befriend an ogua. #Fallout76
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2 years
WASTELANDERS YOU DID IT!!!!! I have never been so humbled and grateful in my entire life. The little camper shell is clean and set, we have a warm place to sleep!!! You guys are the best community ever, I’ve known it all along but this really is my home. THANK YOU!!! #Fallout
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@CaptainMal77
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@sarahthemoose As someone who was chronically homeless, very ill, and routinely abused (but nowhere NEAR as much as my wife was for the same reason) if we refused their angry “help,” THANK YOU for this. THANK YOU. I wish I could write down the thousand horror stories sometimes…
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Here’s a pretty cool still pic of my ongoing attempt to collect all of the unique foods in #Starfield . I had to add another table to include the most recent ones after I posted the video 😅
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On this day, three years ago, I stepped into the B.E.T.A. and out of Vault 76, after literally bursting into tears randomly for months after #Fallout76 was announced at E3 that year. (My poor wife put up with so many shouts of “WEST VIRGINIIIIIIAAAAAA” in between). I came home.
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@CaptainMal77
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With great power… #Fallout76
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THIS IS AWESOME #Fallout #Fallout76
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@TizzyEnt @DarleneMcCoy @TizzyEnt I should have tagged you in this
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In honor of Fallout 76's anniversary, I decided to finally take the leap and try to be brave-- I am literally shaking, posting this. But here goes: A message for my amazing Fallout 76 community friends.
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Possibly close to the most fun I’ve ever had making any of my my mini-videos: “Fashionably Late.” Thanks to @LightningGuy7 for the alternate camera view!! #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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Wait… did I just get neuralyzed?? #Fallout76
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Okay, that’s it, this is the single cutest picture I have ever taken in a game in my life, period. #Starfield
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@Cookieruin_ It’s not Earth, my man
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@CaptainMal77
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TWO NEW CRYPTIDS! NEW EVENTS! And the Mothman Equinox returning! WOOOOOOT!!! #Fallout76
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Could this possibly be one of the best days of my life? I used to literally sit and fantasize that this day would come 😭😭
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OKAY @FALLOUT THE TIRE SWING IS THE ACTUAL BEST THING EVER AND I ADORE IT …also, I think I just accidentally took the most #Fallout76 dozen seconds of video that I’ve ever taken. If only “Country Roads” had been playing. 😂 #Fallout
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@CaptainMal77
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I accidentally invented the single most extra way to get into a car #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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@BethesdaStudios @AmazonStudios I am literally crying with excitement. Like, tears are running down my face. I am not ashamed of this fact.
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@CaptainMal77
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@TheBoysTV WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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@CaptainMal77
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1 year
So one of my AuDHDisms is that when I see something “perfect,” be it a screenshot or a photo or a piece of art, if it hits just right I can literally stare for HOURS, locked in a dopamine loop. This is the first color wheel to do that—with such beautiful art!! I love it already
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Poppies for red. Any suggestions for orange?
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OKAY! WASTELANDERS! 🥳 With bated breath, here I am to at LAST offer y’all a glimpse into where I’ve been for the last pile of weeks: IT’S TIME! I’ve been working on my very first machinima, & at long last: the trailer has arrived! I give you HOMECOMING, coming soon! #Fallout76
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Well, hell. 😊 Made it through the winter.
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Um… apparently there’s an unmarked hole in reality underneath the Toxic Valley? Be careful out there #Fallout76
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I love this bridge SO MUCH. #Fallout76
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Okay whoever is flying the Scorchbeast kite down there I’M TELLING YOUR PARENTS #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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I ran into her on my way to Tyler County Dirt Track. She told me her "best friend," this Red Rocket protectron, wasn't working and could I help? There was an option to give her a fusion core, so I did. And then this happened. I think I've made a terrible mistake... #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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My son, my actual son, my service dog, my best friend, my lifesaver, my baby boy, passed away last night. I am bereft. See you on the Rainbow Bridge, Gizmo bean. You better wait for me. This was his very first photograph. 2011.
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You know, it occurs to me that some of the people yelling about having to walk around the surfaces in #Starfield would be missing one of the things that gives me joy in the #Fallout universe: the thrill that comes just about the moment I’m screaming “WHAT THE FUCK IS *THAT*??” 😂
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OKAY FRIENDS & FELLOW #STARFIELD FANS! This video is a VERY BIG DEAL to me. I’ve been working on it for two weeks, & I’m almost afraid to release it. It is my amazing character arc, told using every available player home in the game. If you like it, please consider boosting! ❤️
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It followed me home, can I keep it? #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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Well, hello there 🫣 #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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2 years
MY AUNT GOT ME DOGMEAT FOR CHRISTMAS HE’S SO BIG OMG ❤️❤️❤️ I LOVE HIM #Fallout 🥰🥰🥰
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Am I psyched? Am I? WHAT DO YOU THINKKK #Fallout76 #nwot #NukaWorld
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@CaptainMal77
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@Fallout 127 million Wastelanders can’t be wrong…
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@CaptainMal77
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It’s hard to get ahead out there in the Wasteland. (I’ll show myself out 😂) #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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“Were you watching? Dad? DAD!” #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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3 years
Now just wait one minute here... #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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@ShuliElisheva The way I got so scared reading that first tweet… 💔
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When your brothers keep pushing and shoving but it’s YOUR turn on the trampoline, Mom said! #Fallout76
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Fixed it! 😂
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Well, this was terrifying. #Fallout76 #yikes
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@CaptainMal77
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1 year
Okay, Wastelanders (the people I love): Here’s a personal video that was immeasurably hard to record but is so important that if you pick one of my things to watch through, please watch this one. It’s full of love and some hard personal stuff. I love you all so much. CW: medical
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@CaptainMal77
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Hi guys. Sorry I’ve been scarce I uh, was just diagnosed with epilepsy. I lost four days and I’m having an emergency spinal tap tomorrow to get pressure off my brain. Could you guys send me some Ass-Kicking Appalachia vibes? I’m pretty scared.
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@CaptainMal77
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@InkMasterbator This is one of the best tweets of all time. Thank you for bringing it back
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@CaptainMal77
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This SOB chased me almost all the way to Watoga… from Bog Town. #Fallout #Fallout76
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Okay, the party last night was 🔥🔥! Thanks SO MUCH to the incredible @Rad_Rux for showing me what the hype was about & welcoming me into the Dusty Disco (even if I did have to look away a lot lol) & the fantastic as always!) @WreckItRenee for the hot tub party… & being AMAZING.
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“I wonder what @IllustrationHb is running fr—oh.” #Fallout76
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One of the many perks of this outpost. 🥰 #Starfield
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@CaptainMal77
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*whispers* Y’all… …I just got my first voice acting part 😳😅
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Holy. Moly. I think this is my best #Mothman shot ever. Long RP stroll tonight and there were… SO MANY enemies in my road. Also: if what the original witnesses saw looked ANYTHING like this, I don’t blame them for being terrified. Ooof. #Fallout76
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Okay. So. Y’all know me pretty well, right? You know that spreading happiness in #Fallout / #Fallout76 is pretty much what I live for. And I won’t put them on blast, bc I don’t do that. But in-game, I hope Mal never runs across the person who griefed his camp & murdered Tess— his
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@CaptainMal77
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Holy crap, I think this might just be the most badass pic of @SodderPop I’ve ever taken. Daaaaamn! #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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2 years
Oh @LadyDevann I guess a vote was had on the debate after all, huh 😂
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@CaptainMal77
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When you gotta go, you gotta go… #Fallout76
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Someone to talk to. #Fallout76
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Showing off for @c0m0d0re because Mal just couldn’t help it. #Fallout76
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Also: I meant to say this the other day: if anyone wants to recreate Serenity in #Starfield but is having trouble, just say the word: I have every blueprint of that ship that exists, and every reference book they ever created. :)
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Remember when I said I wanted to collect as many #Starfield foods as I could find? Come take a tour of Kit’s Neon Sky Suite penthouse, loaded with all sorts of goodies. See his character illustrated… and the Chunks problem he seems to have. 😅 One of my favorite builds ever.
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You guys, I just literally cried. I’ve been fantasizing about this every time I have *ever* passed one in-game. #Fallout @BethesdaGear
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I have to say, I don’t think I’ve ever quite blown the horns off a Sheepsquatch before. That kinda sounds like an expression like “Man, that drink woulda blown the horns off a Sheepsquatch!” 😂 #Fallout76
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“Get in, loser. We’re going to rebuild a postapocalyptic America.” #Fallout #Fallout76
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I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO GET THIS SHOT FOR A ZILLION YEARS #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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1 year
A word? I do everything I do because Fallout is my “very special” interest. I often cry like a little kid with happiness when I play, when I see nerdcore FO vids, when I cosplay, when I create. I want to share that joy with everyone. Please let me. PLEASE don’t be hateful. ❤️
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My heart will always belong to #Fallout . I can’t play anything else for more than a night without feeling like I’m cheating on my real love. Lol. #Fallout76
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I love you so much @Fallout 😂 #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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This was the actual best day of my life. I… Wastelanders, what a gift to be part of this community. Thanks again to @FFive0 and @skadi_the and to @WesJohnsonVoice and @fchadfallout76 and @ShaneBaconstrip who I just met and @PandoraBeatrix and… you guys… all of you. And—
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Aliens, you say? Don’t worry, I brought the kids. #Fallout76 #InvadersFromBeyond
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I… I think this might be the single greatest piece of #Fallout76 content I have ever made. I honestly can’t believe it was me. Okay @FFive0 @BarnettOfficer you ASKED FOR IT… I present to you the training montage. 🤣🤣 @Fallout This was so. Much. Fun.
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“Why am I always overencumbered?” says I. I don’t know, it might have been the FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-TWO SCRAP KITS *faints*
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Is it that time already? #Fallout76
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What a time to be alive #Fallout76
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I— you guys, I am speechless. I am so, so, so grateful to the entire Fallout 76 community for the love and support y’all have shown me today… I’ve been making my headache worse by crying (a LOT) because I just— I’ve struggled with so much doubt that anything I make has meant
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If I didn’t say this, I wouldn’t be me: #Fallout76 gave me a community. It gave me a chance to make friends, a struggle that autism always made hard for me. It gave me a family. It got me through homelessness and chronic illness. It gave me a home. #ThanksFerret isn’t enough. ❤️
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OKAY Y’ALL I DID NOT HAVE “SNEAKING UP ON A LOUDLY SNORING SHEEPSQUATCH” IN MY PLANS FOR TODAY BUT HERE WE ARE #Fallout76
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Wellllll, this came out unintentionally badass. #Fallout76
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Flashback to a year and a half ago, when I was hospitalized for sepsis and begged the floor nurses to let me have my Xbox so I could play #Fallout76 , so I’d maybe be a little less scared. ❤️
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I can’t believe I forgot to post these yesterday. I fell so in love with the #Starfield foxbats that I built a whole foxbat farm, so I could automatically feed, water, and harvest them without harming them. And as a bonus, whole packs now hang around! 🥰
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1 year
Instant karma! 😂 #Fallout76
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If you didn’t know this, for all you #Starfield folks who aspire to, ahem, an empire, but can’t find chasmbass oil anywhere? You can, in fact, jump onto the water underneath Neon and hunt them yourself. ;)
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When the Scorched plague makes them attack their own. #Fallout76
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Everybody’s a freakin’ critic. #Fallout76
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@CaptainMal77
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3 years
You guys, I'm about to be a published writer!!!
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OH MY GOODNESS YOU GUYS, I DID IT!!! It started out as a joke, & then I decided to do it for real: I built a massive Breaking Bad-styled drug-making compound in the desert. It took me like ten hours just to get the cargo links to work in all directions, but I did it! #Starfield
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@Fallout Also, before I forget again: I've been hoping forever to suggest the capability of creating custom care packages. Since I generally drop supplies to new players, it would be FANTASTIC to be able to have pre-packed gifts, rather than making them stand there while I sort through!
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When you’ve fought ‘em in the wild so many times, you know right when to duck. (I think this is one of my favorite moments ever.) #Fallout76
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2 years
THANK YOU @FALLOUT holy crap
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3 years
Also, whoever's camp this is... ...I just wanna talk for a second #Fallout76
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Oooh LOOK WHAT JUST CAME!! (And my wife enjoying being the model holding it XD)
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The risk of leading one cryptid far across the divide… you find more #Fallout76
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Also, I just wanted to say: In my grieving, I will likely surprise some people who don’t know me, in continuing to post #Fallout76 content. But those who do, know that this is my only family. Literally. It’s all I have, it’s always been the place I come back to to live. 💔❤️
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“It’s a long, lonely walk,” he thought, “what could possibly happen?” #Fallout76
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1 year
ARTIST WANTED FOR COMMISSION! So… when I was first playing with generators, wayyyy back before I realized the truth about AI art, I made this image while looking for a “Season 2” graphic for the show. After 5 months, I still can’t get it out of my head—and I’d love to make it
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