CaptainDznuts
@CaptainDznuts
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Just another nobody. I was a Bunny once and now I'm back from the d3ad. #MAGAX3
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Once you understand that the government is full of satanic pedophiles everything happening makes sense
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Could big accounts post something different? All they do is say the same shit.
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Thank you to all of you who are following! So glad to be back in the trenches w fellow patriots. (Though being Saturday, I'm on my back porch enjoying a beer)
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Bought 24lbs of chicken for the freezer. Cost $72. When Trump was in office it cost me $43. I miss those days and can't wait to have them back
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Truth
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Have you ever wondered if you've outgrown friends and think it's time to meet people who motivate and inspire you more in life?
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Why is evil ramping up these days? Time is limited and they want all the souls possible. Be good my friends.
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Does anyone else have a Pavlov reaction to music? Such as, if I hear Ranchera I immediately need a margarita and some enchiladas
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Remember how they released prisoners during covid? Shady ass times
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Hot pink is my favorite color, so thank you JD for wearing that eye catching tie
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Sometimes I'm a total dick, even though I don't have one.
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Though I lost my last account, it's good to see my favs popping back into my feed.
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Someone's car sounds like a popcorn maker, get a tuneup bro.
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The whole reason government got involved in marriage was to make their lawyer buddies money
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Can't wait for sanity to return to this country. These last few years have sucked balls
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FollowFriday!
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After the P Diddy thing, and knowing Megan Fox tweaked her kids, it's really hard to watch the movie Jennifer's Body....
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@BadAttitude31
Because I don't want to follow the big grifting accounts, I prefer the small assholes 😜
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Chris Christy so fat, he gives the bathtub stretch marks
Chris Christy is so fat, he puts his belt on with a boomerang.
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My grandma once fed me La Choy canned chinese food, I was always leery of her advice.
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Nothing says fun like starting a second X account because you keep getting sent to twitter jail
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Worst Ted talk ever
2013. Attorney General Kamala Harris mocks people who prefer building more schools instead of prisons.
Imagine the reaction if a video was found of Trump talking like this.
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I can't wait! After watching JD at the debate I am already signed up to vote him in for 2028
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It happened to you too?
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Stop already! I'm already voting Trump.
BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Donald Trump just announced that he will revoke the protective status of Haitian migrants in Ohio legally. This is repulsive. Retweet so all Americans see how vile Trump really is.
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Cargo shipping, human trafficking, automation. Recipe for a perfect crime
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When I think pot pie it's got a normal crust, but you also mention dumplings... so trying to get a read on what's cooking
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That's why it's important to have man hearing when you work with lots of women.
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Wonder what Elon would think if he knew his noters were busy giving themselves handies during work hours
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I concur
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I think she got turned on by him at the end.
The generation who has built nothing wants to tear down capitalism because they have had it way too good their whole life.
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What's up my knickers, I say as I rifle through my lingerie drawer.
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@O2Rsystems
@00Just00Me00
Who you calling crazy? Let me confer with the voices in my head and I'll get back to you on that
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Did he say Franklin Roosevelt said all you had to fear was fear itself?
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I guess he missed this gem
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Sadly, it would also help people find their missing loved ones
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