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@Capt_drysz

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I am a poet | Creative writer | I sell phones | , ready to work with you anytime anywhere. DM NOW!!.

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@Capt_drysz
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Goal: ₦1m by December 2024. ☑️ INSHA’ALLAH 🕊️
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Goal: $1m by December 2023. ☑️ INSHA’ALLAH
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Bari kawai Nafisatu!! 🥺🥺 Bansan kudi nada dadi ba se ranar da na saida iPhone 15pro a shop dinmu, my boss gave me 50k straight up as sambo(commission) the whole deal was gone In the evening, it was late jikina se rawa yake, I was a JJC with money then, just a year ago fa..
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Money!!! Money is gooooood! Alhmdllh 🎉
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Very crazy!! Met Hamida at the train station in rigasa, somewhere around may 2022, I can vividly recall, it was my first trip to Abuja, was going for a wedding, so I buckled and packaged up saboda nasan Ance birnin tarayya daban take, I wore my half jumper with a kube cap..
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Innalillahi wa inna ilaihirajiun I lost 5k$ to scammers yesterday from my trust wallet💔💔💔 N3.7m!!!!!!!! 💔💔💔💔
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This is a silly one! Traveled from katsina to Zuba to meet this girl, because there was an opportunity, she was going for her secondary school MSS sendforth, bandits had operated on the route the Friday before, but nonetheless, told my mum is was going central market to fix..
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40. Craziest thing you’ve ever done for love?
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I believed in myself, Ahmed I don’t think this works for all, only the lucky ones masu grace It boosts my energy to actually know that I’m the one in that picture with you, taken that year on the 13th February, Match dinka na farko kenan da na kalla a pillars, na bar Kasuwa..
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Keep believing in yourself, never give Up ❤️👍🙏👀🌟💪
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Girls will always be girls man!!!🤦🏽‍♂️ Sometimes ago, while I was in ABU Zaria, I had a borrowed a bike to go to PZ (a phone/accessories market in Zaria) it was sunny, around 37/38 degrees, you know the frustration that comes with rana and my phone screen was bad, ps the bike..
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I was driving on an Express way under the scorching sun, then her call came in. She was telling me that her iPhone charger is spoiled. I replied "sorry babe, I m driving, will call you later". This girl bursted into tears blaming for not been "emotionally available" for her😭😭
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Very embarrassing!!😂😂 Went on a date with the love of my life, it was on her birthday, we had planned to go out before the day already, few days to date din, she called and told me there’s been a new development, I was thinking zatace “we should postpone” because ni kaina ba..
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How?? Lmao! Let me take you back to 2022. It was my longest relationship, this breakup story will get me emotional, so bazan tsawwala ba, I’ll sha do it tiryan tiryan yanda Kowa Zai fahimta kuma ya dauka darasi from my mistakes, nayi breakups kala kala but gaskiya this…
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How did you breakup with your partner?? Let’s have it.
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Abusites are really going through hell!!! Someone living in hostel told me she’s spent 10k in 8 days on charging her phone!!!! Wtf!!!
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Inason naga @Rahma_sadau one on one, she’s famous and out of reach rn, but there’s this single phrase I’d utter to her if we meet that’ll make her remember me, Considering the fact that I have means to approach you now, I’ll write this thread and hope you get to remember…
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Fitacciyar jaruma a Kannywood, Rahama Sadau ta bayyana wa shirin Mahangar Zamani sirrin ɗaukakarta, da kuma yadda take ji idan mutane suna zagin ta a shafukan sada zumunta. Kalli cikakken shirin a nan -
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@__Meeram Maybe it’s because of the stress they go through before getting the notes. Just maybe.
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BUSINESS ADVERT!!! After all considerations and decisions with friends, on ADVERT RATES, the die is cast at NGN8,000 per a well polished story. Let’s help each other. May Allah bless us all🙏 Let’s see how this will go. Rate is subject to changes. T&Cs apply!✅
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Bari kawai Nafisatu!! 🥺🥺 Bansan kudi nada dadi ba se ranar da na saida iPhone 15pro a shop dinmu, my boss gave me 50k straight up as sambo(commission) the whole deal was gone In the evening, it was late jikina se rawa yake, I was a JJC with money then, just a year ago fa..
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@Capt_drysz
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Remembered Lokacin da nake zafi a Twitter, 2019/2020, I was actually a well polished poet on the TL, cause I just get on here and tweet a picture and ask people to write about.. and then boom! It’s trending 😂😂 People actually had the impression that I’m a sabi guy😂until
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Don't just picture me in cars. I still ride on bikes (Okada), in Tricycles (Keke Napep) and Taxis (Along). I'm not an egotistic or a self conscious person.🕊
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Hahaha! Short indeeed! If 10 days is okay to be tagged ‘short relationship’ then I’ll chip my experience with Hajara😢😢 I’ll keep this very short and direct, yanda abun ya kasance was, I met with my supposed ‘loml’ a Uba bank, titin kofar kaura, katsina state🙂 abun..
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What's the shortest relationship you've ever had? Mine: 2 days
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I am no novelist I am no fictionist Just a dude in his twenties Unemployed and with no link to opportunities Rashin tangible aikin yi shine muse behind all these rubuce rubucen 😂😂😂
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Okay I’ve gotten a way to market my craft 😃 To y’all seeing this tweet, I think there’s a way I can advertise your brand(business) via story telling.. do not worry, I know how I’ll make it grab people’s attention! Leave me with it. I’ll boost you. Your business!😃😃
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Ba a son ana cin heavy food for night, but duk da haka seda aka kaɗa kuɓewar nan🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️!! At least dai nayi ma talauci barazana. And like Nafisatu Said, Wallahi money is goooooooood!!! Allah ya qara azurta mu, musha abunda yafi bobo🙏
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A piece of advice: As a female in living in Hostel In ABU zaria, please and please don’t relocate to a guy’s room off-campus in the name of hunting electricity because you want to bath or charge your phones. ABU WILL FIX LIGHT EVENTUALLY NO ONE CAN FIX YOUR VIRGINITY DEAR
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Wait, whaaaat!!!🎉🎉🎉 This lady right here was really not joking at all!!😱😱😱😱 @Safreenarrhh ✅✅✅ Omo, I’m sorry I’ve to bring this here please help me thank her. Woooo! Fiction turned reality, yau kam yan Gidan mu zasu sha abunda yafi Bobo🥹🥹🥹🎉 Alhamdulillah
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Idiiiii you no go kill me with this thing😂😂 I dey here dey laugh like mumu😂 Biko you deserve anoda 50k for this! Dm me your Aza ASAP!
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Short gist, Wamball sun iya Kaya. Late 2022, forex was cooperating well with me, PNL always on green you know, it happened like this and I vividly recall, It was barely a month to sallah, and I haven’t gotten a new cloth sewn for myself, was left with no option but to buy…
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Let us bless you with one of our upcoming summer collection #wamball Price: N310,000
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Bought coke yesterday a wani restaurant, dari biyat. Da na juye ta a 4 liters rubber, nayita kwarara mata Ruwa, I ended up with 2 and half rubbers of coke, kawai sugar na qara da ice, mukayi ta sha as mock tail, Yo hauka ake!
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Coke #500 ? Jama’a nawa ne jolly juice?
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First time da na hadu da Rahama sadau a zaria, sunzo shooting mati a zazzau was a day I’ll never forget 🌚🌚
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My mother, always tell me to consider writing as a career, “Idris, kai poet ne, you can’t let writers block yayi tasiri kanka” Well, I think I’m now convinced that I have it inside of me, I’ll sit, analyze and strategize how to generate income off it🤔
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Subhanallah, my ex once gifted me an expensive perfume on my 20th birthday, na tafi dashi wajen saida perf and priced it, and aka ce it’s around 18k then. Omo, without hesitation, na saida aka bani 15k na cire 1k na bayar a ka zuba min wani ɗan ɗuri, sunansa bushra! Balanced 😃
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@Capt_drysz
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Broke my fast today with this chilled fura da nono😊😊 First Ramadan with the loml🤩🤩😃 Barka da shan ruwa.
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@NafisatOfficial I had to check twice to see it was the real Nafisa that replied my little love story! 😊😊😊 Glad I made you laugh! At least my 7k didn’t go to waste fully now🎉🎉🎉
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wajen so biyar ina unfollowing and following yarinyar nan, but taqi follwing back, this morning I even liked three of her tweets and followed immediately, I just De refresh notification section since and nothing dey🥶🥶 Zan bar app dinnan kawai😢😢
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Reviews from this Hamida story😂😂😂, i sha hope her aunt is Nafisa Abdullahi or Rahama sadau, ka yazo irin Hamidar ce I’m glad y’all enjoyed it!! I’m encouraged. Will compose more, just give a ‘FOLLOW’ and hang in there 😂
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@Capt_drysz
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Very crazy!! Met Hamida at the train station in rigasa, somewhere around may 2022, I can vividly recall, it was my first trip to Abuja, was going for a wedding, so I buckled and packaged up saboda nasan Ance birnin tarayya daban take, I wore my half jumper with a kube cap..
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@MSIngawa “I finished my Bsc ed. mathematics double honors from the prestigious ABU zaria, with a second class lower division, after a successful completion of my NYSC, just about two months into ups and downs, I got a call from EFCC, kamar wasa. I’m now earning decent income. God Did🙏🏾”
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I picked a basket and rolled, I shuffled in between shelves and got 9 BoBo drinks for my siblings, because ranar buri na kawai Kowa a Gidan mu ya zama Ajebor, I bought Bobo for everyone, with the straw each and immediately called my mum to tell her kada suyi girki pls..
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I had to check twice to see it was the real Nafisa that replied my little love story! 😊😊😊 Glad I made you laugh! At least my 7k didn’t go to waste fully now🎉🎉🎉
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Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time like I did right now 😆🤣😆… thank you for this. Now I’m wondering why this was on my timeline 🤣…
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Rahama just Replied y’all!!!! Please, who has a book on “how to handle fame”?? 😎😎😎
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Hahahahaha… Indeed you are a “poet” and an incredible “story teller” … well done 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Just to clarify, I did not attend KASU, as you mentioned in your “story”, and I had no school friends called Husna & Muhibba. I have never heard of you or seen you during my school days.
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Daman da irin su Rahama sadau ko Nafisa Abdullahi na hadu ehennnn. But Hamida fa😢😢😢 Maybe ma Baku santa ba!
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And har yau ba Wanda ya San naje Wajen Habiba ne, yar wahala. What broke my heart so much was the fact that Habiba didn’t actually believed I traveled to zuba. I started hating her since then and it led to our break up and I’m now free and doing well😅😅 Kai Allah tsine love😬
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I was coming with goodies, she said ai an Riga da anyi talge, I pleaded with her to give almajirai, yau bazamu ci Tuwo ba, daman for dinner it’s advisable to eat light food which we don’t usually do in the Hausa community, after the supermarket, na fito zan wuce gida..
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@preciousbank @drfatima84 Maybe she prayed against ending up with a miserable partner and then you seeing her tweet made you to not recommend her to your friend. Wow! Answered prayer (for her)
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Na Addabe Yusra da “how much, how much” Yusra is a baker in my contact list. Anytime she posts, I ask for price, ban taba siya ba. Jiya I made up my mind to buy her shawarma, I was serious. So na tambayeta nawa shawarma, she was like “sold out for the whole year” Wetin e mean?
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While y’all are here, follow me! I’m a fictionist 🌚
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So, I’ve to get 5M impressions to be eligible for monetization??? Damnn! We’re not much in Arewa twitter fa😢🌚
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The legendary BabanKumbo, please where’s she now?
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What do I look like I do for a living?
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And held my ‘Mr V’ bottled water with my cloned Apple Watch and a pirated AirPods, I had an iPhone then, iPhone 6 ofc. Nasan nayi kyau ni kaina, the love at first sight incident happened so quick, we were entering the train and I ran into this beautiful damsel, I’m very much..
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Ina tare Napep naga wata friend din tsohuwar babe dina Rahama, I was so happy that she saw me coming out from the mall and I got happier for the fact that she saw me holding a customized grocery bag, nasan dole labari zaije ga Rahama!!😂😂😂 e go pain that girl ehnnnn…
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@Capt_drysz
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iPhone X available 64gb 🏷 N155,000 Direct Grade A++ 🏷 🥵 🔥 Send a dm if it’s yours
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6.3m NET Extremely neat No defect Buy and drive Send a dm if interested Please retweet
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Can we do this together? Which of my stories should I submit, need suggestions please 😃 Vote under the thread🙏🙌🏽
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Someone tagged me to this; I think I’m interested. 😃 Tag any creative writer you know, wishing y’all all the best. @creativeqoute , mu shige😅
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Wallah energy dies, love reduces. Please what makes bond strong and everlasting? One thing ☝️
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I don’t know why people automatically assume things, That’s how I toasted this Hajar girl @ ShopRite kano, while we walked zuwa fita, I held some of her groceries and this girl was like “Allah ya sa ba chan nesa kayi parking ba” Ended up telling her “motar na car wash” Ahh
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I met this guy sabo sabo, munayin vc a Whatsapp se Ina cewa sanyi y isheni ...he said toh ki kashe Ac din mana 😂💔..I was like kaiii mufa gidan mu ba ac, se fan ...wlh tunda ya kashe haryau be Kara min magana ba 😂😂😂😂😂
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You people are amazing, kowa ya turo adireshin sa mu aika masa BOBO😚🎉🎉
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Damn!!!! I don’t mind a 0 engagement on this, seeing this beautiful post few minutes to 8, if you’re single, let’s begin a beautiful journey tomorrow being 16th, and maybe make it official on Sunday 19th, I’m romantic, cause we’ll still sit on the balcony and count the….
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@_hafsat_paki Not much, but we’re not girls sha😅
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@_mai_daraja It’s called “A beautiful Allah’s creation” ☑️
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Duka matan twitter Man U fans ne😂😂😂
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Yanzunnan naga DJ Ab da binta a kurmin mashi.. Actually, it’s been long da nake Neman shi and…
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Bayan an tura min 50k din a Opay, nan take na buga sub dina 2.5gb for 600 and I told my boss I was going home, because it was past 6 already and I needed to go home and surprise them, na bar shago se na wuce straight wani plaza tsallaken titi, nan take without bargains…
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I genuinely get happy for the fact that I make y’all happy!! May we be happy always. Insha Allah I’ll write more stories in my remaining days of being an unemployed Nigerian. 🇳🇬
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Very crazy!! Met Hamida at the train station in rigasa, somewhere around may 2022, I can vividly recall, it was my first trip to Abuja, was going for a wedding, so I buckled and packaged up saboda nasan Ance birnin tarayya daban take, I wore my half jumper with a kube cap..
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Tun a 300 level muka Raba jaha da ita! Wlh brother mata wahala ne, most of them.😢😢
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@Rahma_sadau You’ve seen me aradu😂😂 once. Na my insignificance go make you not have memories for that. We love you btw 💙
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On this twitter, little after I became victim to scammers early 2023, a woman on here with a heart of gold gifted me the sum of 200k for me to start over, went ahead to patronize my business nd even encouraged me to go harder I can forget my ex, but I’ll never forget this woman!
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On this twitter a friend I’ve never met send me money to buy iPhone 11 Pro Max. He said "Oga na ga har yanzu ido biyu kake rikewa ya kamata ka koma ido uku" 🤭 Allah ya kara arziki mutumina! 🙏🏻
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Sure cewa she admired my smell, because I was wearing Aqva Banee, a very expensive perfume around 10-15k now, we locked eyes for a few seconds looking at each other and then I summoned the courage to say ‘sorry, na bige Ki’ she said ‘it’s fine’ she was a real Ajebo…
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I’ll tell you, listen and take lessons! I don’t visit relatives of high caliber, for the reason to follow in this thread.. Okay.. Naje gidansu wani cousin dina Bahrain sunansa, a Katampe, Abuja suke. Bazan baku labarin da tsawo ba Gaskiya saboda tsayin shi, kawai dai ranar
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Ai Ibrahim kune kuka tsaya sanya.. Qiriri last year naso muyi collab, imu imu manyan artists din Arewa, but y’all weren’t ready, nan nan na Kira Haruna (DJ ab) and I openly asked him ya fada min gaskiya me ke faruwa ne, he was just beating around the bush until he finally..
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Arewa hiphop is dying ☠️ i tried to save it with NAMIJI, but that didn’t really cut it… Well i guess i might hv to come out of retirement & do diz ishh myself. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤫😈
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Warm congratulations to @fatimatukr , you’ve really played your part well. Kudos to a wonderful success!🎉🎉🎉 Allah ya taya riqo🙏🏾🙏🏾 Yaushe zamuzo murna?🎉🎉
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Haka muka zauna, I was by the window and I started a conversation immediately! Babu jira saboda ABU Zaria nayi, kunsan munyi fice wajen iya toasta mata. And this is part of the convo I said ‘Ah ah, and here we are seated together’ Hamida: Eh, fa (she seemed busy on her..
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To kannywood, but wlh I felt scammed, Ashe wai film tazo, babban abun bakin cikin was, she wasn’t even significant a film din, sune suke fitowa yan aiki ko masu tsayawa bayan fage, irin masu maqalewa bayan su Aminu saira 😢😢😢 Allah ya isa dubu bakwai na!!
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Your complains; People have money, you don’t. People have beautiful wives, you have your rarara doppelgänger, People have cars, you trek But you never for once, and appreciate that People are dead, you’re alive People are handicapped, you’re full optioned Appreciate these!
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Please and please ehn It’s “Idris” and not “Idiris” Thank you.
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@Capt_drysz
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Uwar marayu, I was like ‘kin santa ne?’ Her reply sent me back to life!!! She said; eh, ai Wannan uwar gida ta ce a masana’anta, I was puzzled and asked, Wace masanaanta?? I almost sat down when she said ‘kannywood mana’ like bruvvvvv Ashe yar nanaye ce!! No offense..
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@Capt_drysz
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2 years
Wedding guests 🎉
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@Capt_drysz
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@Capt_drysz
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Muryarta was soft and her tune was so comforting ga wani butterfly glasses ta saka, komai chap chap. We all passed and proceeded to locate seats, fortunately for me we were sitting beside each other and I was so happy I’ve gotten the opportunity to toast her.. omoo!!
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@Capt_drysz
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I’ve seen people grow from zero to one. I’ve seen achievements hit people I’ve seen people succeed, from grass to grace People I was better than, of same category as I am. Yet I’ve seen people died. Just keep praying, Allah is aware of you, time will come 🙏 insha Allah
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@Capt_drysz
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Not me posting random photos of beautiful ladies on my status so I can oppress my immediate ex. I just want to give her the impression that I am living happy without her… But in the real sense, I’m tearing up!!😢😢
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@Capt_drysz
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Se kace mota ta bige ta. I was speechless and I said “sorry” haka na yanke waya na kashe, na cire battery! Se the next day muka hadu, still se ga Yarinya ta tsare ni da tambayoyi kamar nazo interview, Allah ya so shedan bai zuga ni ba, Naso na wanka ma yar banza Mari!..
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@Capt_drysz
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2 years
Stop having sex, You’re not married! Yes you!! I know you’re reading this right now.
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@Capt_drysz
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2 years
Wow, Zaria she is rainfall today, Alhamdulillah 🙏🏾🙏🏾🕺🏾
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@Capt_drysz
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While I was leaving zata rakani gate, tayi gaba ni kuma kawai nayi wuf and picked the phone na soke ta a aljihun Wando, kaina bai kulle ba, I left and went back to kano with my phone, because I felt it was a wrong decision or give out that gift!! 400k fa ba wasa ba..
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@Capt_drysz
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Matsala that we shall be on our way anytime from now, with the police and vigilante officers that rescued us, tayi addua kuma ta gode ma Allah and hung up, nan da nan na fara ganin status din yan gidanmu da wasu yan unguwarmu ana “pray for Tukur” da Masu “Alhamdulillah, an ganshi
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@Capt_drysz
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Nan take na karkace nayi downloading and registered, she was going to Apo, nikuma inda zanje was mpape. Koda nayi ordering bolt naga zuwa apo kawai was almost 7k, kuma gaba daya daga ni se 13500 a aza. Dan dan dan!!!😂 nan fa ake yinta…
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@Capt_drysz
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but dating multiple ladies and thinking you’re smart makes you a sakarai. You’re just a coward, you don’t deserve to be praised
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@Capt_drysz
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Worth of popcorn kafin na gangara gida, my siblings got one bobo and one popcorn each, mukaci muka sha, around 8pm naga yara sun fara mazurai, and my small twin brothers went to my mum and told her they were hungry!!! Haka na masu fada and was telling them mu masu kudi..
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@Capt_drysz
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I buy and sell phone o!!! Patronize please. Put a call 🤙
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@Capt_drysz
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@DeeDee_Siyasiya Irin tafi kawai, yar talakawa 😂😂
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@Capt_drysz
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Me Keke, “ka bari zan baka” ta leqo zatayi Godiya nikuma kawai na ɗaga mata gira 😂😂, zamu tafi kawai na dunƙula 1k na miqa mata nace use it to fly bike 🏍️ Abun yayi min daadi sosaiiiii. Na sauka bakin titi and I branched at one popcorn joint where I bought 1.5k..
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@Capt_drysz
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Question sekace ta haifeni dan ubanta, plus I’m 5years older than this shikini girl fa. Na rasa me zance kawai na Yanke waya!! She noticed I didn’t liked the way she addressed her talks and she called again, this time around She was crying, likeee how quick ladies form..
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@Capt_drysz
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Ni sunana Hamida Ali, I’m from maiduguri, babaa upon hearing she’s from maiduguri I automatically assumed she’s Ali Modu sheriff’s daughter. So a zuciyata I was happy na hadu da diyar SAS, kudi sunzo, daman Ance zuwa Abuja Akwai tattare take da sa’a kala kala!
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@Capt_drysz
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Was doing anyhow, small thing se ya dauke, se ka chacchaka wajen plug din, I was having exams by 4pm that day, gaba daya ranar chakwakiya ke kaina, gashi i was literally spending my whole pocket money to fix the screen, kunji problems ko??.. toh ina cikin tafiya daidai…
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@Capt_drysz
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Which I will spend only 1,200, highest har inda zanje. But gashi tashin farko nayi ta 7k, but wani abu yace min maybe rabon arziki ne tunda gashi na hadu da diyar SAS, though I wasn’t sure yet that she was his child, I was going to find out dai eventually, muna cikin taxi dinnan
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@Capt_drysz
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Signed up for this 8k weekly adashe, gashi yau ne zubin 5th week, and me and the 8k babu Wanda ya aje wani. Please is there a way I’ll tell the uwar adashe that I no do again??? A bani Wanda na zuba a fidda ni I wanted doing layya, but it’s like I go just buy 1kilo for Dambu
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@Capt_drysz
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Ps: I’m a fictionist But this is based on a true life story 😢😢
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@Capt_drysz
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iPhone 11pro then, I added; kema zakije Abj kenan, she was like ; eh, a chan gida na yake. It was from there, I cut cap for her and fully admitted cewa yar gayu ce siyan masu kudi.. I asked; suna na, Bala but ana kirana da ‘Bally’ Hamida: nice name you got there..
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Fake cries really amazes me😂😂😂 ni kuma naji kuka na lallashe ta nace “babyna, I’m sorry menene?” This girl tsabar shirme wai Ashe she called to tell me that “tayi abinci ta manta bata saka maggi ba” that was why she practically gave me three straight missed calls ..
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@Capt_drysz
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I pretended like nothing was happening and ordered the bolt, yazo muka shiga muna tafiya ina lissafi, I initially planned to use along a yanda aka bani shawara before nazo, I’ve been given all coordinates for the along, where to drop and where to enter, kun gane…
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@Capt_drysz
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I’ll tell you!!! You see poverty ehn! Just pray that it never reach your side, ever!! Because it is this very poverty that led to me getting slapped by my fiancée’s younger brother.. Should I give y’all full gist???
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