Yukon Cornelius Profile
Yukon Cornelius

@Capt_Cornelius

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Joined June 2014
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@Capt_Cornelius
Yukon Cornelius
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I cant have sympathy for someone that has never experienced anxiety around their job security.... its basically a right of passage. Welcome to the real world
@allenanalysis
Brian Allen
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BREAKING: A government worker reports that fresh-faced 19, 20, and 21-year-olds from DOGE are running 15-minute kangaroo courts to decide if federal employees keep their jobs. Bureaucracy just turned into an episode of Shark Tank, but with interns holding the gavel.
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Yukon Cornelius
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RT @TomBradyEgo: "When you lose this game, it's on your resume forever. A loss in the Super Bowl matters more than any loss you're ever goi…
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@Capt_Cornelius
Yukon Cornelius
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RT @Austen: Paying taxes hits different when you see just how many places it gets blown for nothing. $100 million here, $500 million there…
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Yukon Cornelius
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RT @elonmusk: I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man
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Yukon Cornelius
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@ArtemisConsort Her: Smack me. Me: Lightly smack her across the face... Her: NO smack me! Me: Hesitantly smack her with a bit more power... Her: NO FUCKING SMACK ME!! Me: Smack her forcefully Her: 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Yukon Cornelius
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RT @WholeMarsBlog: I’m worried that Elon Musk (net worth $400 billion) will steal my social security number from the treasury so that he ca…
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@Capt_Cornelius
Yukon Cornelius
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Might very the most reasonable criticism of Elon I've seen
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Tamoor Hussain
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This guy has been tasked with optimizing the U.S. government.
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Yukon Cornelius
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@zachlubarsky @libertyhobo @farhip Have you worked a new corporate job recently? There is no fucking training retard. You can be a subject matter expert without having experience in a particular business or organization. Holy fuck you people are stupid
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Yukon Cornelius
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Yukon Cornelius
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@_ALibertyWizard @LizzyStarrrdust @BannedTalk That was never the discussion, but thanks for the commentary
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@LizzyStarrrdust @_ALibertyWizard @BannedTalk You're wrong and got emotional about it. It's okay.
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Yukon Cornelius
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@_ALibertyWizard @LizzyStarrrdust @BannedTalk You should stop paying MA state tax
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Yukon Cornelius
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@EO_Halloran @FeralPHunter Special Government Employee... should probably read up on that
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Yukon Cornelius
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@LizzyStarrrdust @_ALibertyWizard @BannedTalk Correct. I'm not replying to you. I'm replying to the bozo that thinks you can just avoid the state. Specifically, in situations that involve a minor child which have two parties involved. Therefore, you cannot unilaterally avoid the state without severe consequences.
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@Capt_Cornelius
Yukon Cornelius
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@LizzyStarrrdust @BannedTalk Just say you were factually incorrect. There was nothing to be infered. What you were espousing is not true even remotely with the procedures of most courts
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@Capt_Cornelius
Yukon Cornelius
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@TheJaredian @_ALibertyWizard @LizzyStarrrdust @BannedTalk Nice try. We were teenagers. He well adjusted and were civil. A situation most would envy.
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@Capt_Cornelius
Yukon Cornelius
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@LizzyStarrrdust @BannedTalk The nuance matters it has nothing to do with being pedantic
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