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@CapeFloy

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founder & eic, the jfk jr magazine, 175 Fifth Avenue Magazine

New York, USA
Joined April 2012
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@CapeFloy
Pirate Captain Rhododendron Thicket
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State Farm. What’d you get?.Floyd Yorgos with the Department of Homeless Services breaks up Oasis down an Amex card, bombs at open mic. #printmedia 🎀 β›ΉπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸ«πŸ«•πŸ¦πŸ—½πŸͺžπŸŽΉπŸšΌ
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@CapeFloy
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NBA Wingstop. What’d you get?.Floyd Yorgos with the Department of Homeless Services there’s basketball at mother’s elderly head bombing at open mic in a pub. #thejfkjrmagazine πŸŽ™οΈπŸ—½πŸŽΉπŸŽ€πŸͺžπŸšͺ🏺
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@CapeFloy
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Dell computers. What’d you get?.Floyd Yorgos with the Department of Homeless Services in a pub explaining you don’t have to rehearse, you have to comedy improv. #illegaleviction πŸŽ€πŸ—½πŸŽΉπŸΊπŸ‘°πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸΌπŸ’«
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@CapeFloy
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Adobe Express. What’d you get?.Floyd Yorgos with the Department of Homeless Services at a pub. #illegaleviction πŸŽ€πŸ—½πŸŽΉπŸͺžπŸ”ͺπŸ§ΆπŸˆπŸ‘°πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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@CapeFloy
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She’s here with me. And, illegal eviction is the key. #Catmurder πŸŽ™οΈπŸ—½πŸŽΉπŸ—οΈπŸΊ.
@billboard
billboard
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Phil Collins Says He Isn’t β€˜Hungry’ to Make Music Anymore as He’s Been β€˜Very Sick’.
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@CapeFloy
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Sharing a bathroom with 19 women I’m thinking about harming along with self is bigger, better. And, planning my wedding on company time. #WoodyAllienist πŸŽ™οΈπŸ—½πŸŽΉπŸͺžπŸšͺπŸ”ͺ🧢🫁
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@CapeFloy
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I can’t believe how lucky I am. I’m not Tula. I am Toula with a four year degree greed doesn’t want. And, the legal Floyd Yorgos eviction. #baseballpitcher
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@CapeFloy
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Off to have Ralph Fiennes’ baby. And, the injury lawyer said hello! I’m Sam Waterston. You’re very much alive and getting over it. #FoodStampstress πŸŽ™οΈπŸšΌπŸ§·πŸšͺπŸ—½πŸŽΉπŸͺž
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@CapeFloy
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You’re not going to get wet on Conan’s watch. And, the nanny always has a baby, like the Daily Show you’re trying to take from her. #whitehouse πŸŽ™οΈ πŸ‘°πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ βš–οΈ πŸŽΈπŸ’« πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸΌπŸšΌ 🧷
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@CapeFloy
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Basketball scholarship. Loser who just wants to move in. And, illegal eviction is my greatest French achievement. #Tula πŸŽ™οΈ πŸ”ͺπŸ§ΆπŸˆπŸ§˜πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸšͺπŸͺžπŸ—½πŸŽΉπŸ‡¬πŸ‡·
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@CapeFloy
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A little help here. And, but not front door murder widow, please. #buzz πŸŽ™οΈπŸ”ͺ🧢🚬🚭🐈
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@CapeFloy
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How about a nice game of war. And, cheese tax, Floyd Yorgos. #forgot πŸŽ™οΈ 🚬🚭
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@CapeFloy
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Cat lady, okay, we’re all going to jail. And Now, the chicken egg incident at garbage pickup curb. #FloydYorgos πŸ”ͺπŸ§ΆπŸ§˜πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸˆπŸŽ­πŸ“ΊπŸŽžοΈπŸŽΉ
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@CapeFloy
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Jonathan Demmart beats off predator in self defense.And, mental anguish call to anybody. #FloydYorgos πŸŽ™οΈ 🎞️ πŸ“Ί 🎭πŸ”ͺπŸ§ΆπŸ§˜πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸˆ
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@CapeFloy
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The Harvard of Homeless Shelters for Mentally Ill Women .And, she second base. #murderwidow πŸŽ™οΈ πŸšͺπŸ”ͺπŸ§ΆπŸ§˜πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸˆ
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@CapeFloy
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Youz no Betty Cooper. And you. I’m not your friend, I’m your Farah. #Felix πŸŽ™οΈ πŸ”ͺπŸ§ΆπŸ§ΆπŸˆβ€β¬› πŸ—½πŸŽΉπŸͺž
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@CapeFloy
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I’m the manager here. On the street, I don’t wanna say Ji. And, hilarious scar vs the City of New York. #catuurday πŸŽ™οΈ πŸ”ͺπŸ§ΆπŸ§˜πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸˆ
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@CapeFloy
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β€œI just told you I said leave him there” cat murder. And, I don’t want the cat here. #catmurder πŸŽ™οΈ πŸ€•πŸ”¦
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@CapeFloy
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2 days
I was never more dislocated when I read Little Girl Lost on a spring break plane. And, maybe next year you can hide my review of Mad About the Boy for the jfk jr magazine from Katie Roberts who may get away with murder. #frenemy πŸŽ™οΈπŸ—½πŸŽΉπŸ’ŠπŸ€•.
@etnow
Entertainment Tonight
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Drew Barrymore reflects on why she is happier than she’s ever been as she celebrates turning 50. πŸ₯ΉπŸŽ‰
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@CapeFloy
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Just a couple of feathers. And, do IOU money because I’m hobbling the streets with geriatric hysteria when I’m suing the City of New York?.#swf πŸŽ™οΈβ™ΎοΈπŸ’ŸπŸͺžπŸ—½πŸŽΉπŸ’ŠπŸ€•πŸ¦ŽπŸ”¦
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