
Pirate Captain Rhododendron Thicket
@CapeFloy
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founder & eic, the jfk jr magazine, 175 Fifth Avenue Magazine
New York, USA
Joined April 2012
State Farm. Whatβd you get?.Floyd Yorgos with the Department of Homeless Services breaks up Oasis down an Amex card, bombs at open mic. #printmedia π€ βΉπ»ββοΈπ©π½βπ«π«π¦π½πͺπΉπΌ
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NBA Wingstop. Whatβd you get?.Floyd Yorgos with the Department of Homeless Services thereβs basketball at motherβs elderly head bombing at open mic in a pub. #thejfkjrmagazine ποΈπ½πΉπ€πͺπͺπΊ
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Dell computers. Whatβd you get?.Floyd Yorgos with the Department of Homeless Services in a pub explaining you donβt have to rehearse, you have to comedy improv. #illegaleviction π€π½πΉπΊπ°πΌββοΈπ©πΌβπΌπ«
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Adobe Express. Whatβd you get?.Floyd Yorgos with the Department of Homeless Services at a pub. #illegaleviction π€π½πΉπͺπͺπ§Άππ°πΌββοΈ
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Sheβs here with me. And, illegal eviction is the key. #Catmurder ποΈπ½πΉποΈπΊ.
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Sharing a bathroom with 19 women Iβm thinking about harming along with self is bigger, better. And, planning my wedding on company time. #WoodyAllienist ποΈπ½πΉπͺπͺπͺπ§Άπ«
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I canβt believe how lucky I am. Iβm not Tula. I am Toula with a four year degree greed doesnβt want. And, the legal Floyd Yorgos eviction. #baseballpitcher
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Off to have Ralph Fiennesβ baby. And, the injury lawyer said hello! Iβm Sam Waterston. Youβre very much alive and getting over it. #FoodStampstress ποΈπΌπ§·πͺπ½πΉπͺ
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Youβre not going to get wet on Conanβs watch. And, the nanny always has a baby, like the Daily Show youβre trying to take from her. #whitehouse ποΈ π°πΌββοΈ βοΈ πΈπ« π©πΌβπΌπΌ π§·
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Cat lady, okay, weβre all going to jail. And Now, the chicken egg incident at garbage pickup curb. #FloydYorgos πͺπ§Άπ§πΌββοΈπππΊποΈπΉ
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Jonathan Demmart beats off predator in self defense.And, mental anguish call to anybody. #FloydYorgos ποΈ ποΈ πΊ ππͺπ§Άπ§πΌββοΈπ
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The Harvard of Homeless Shelters for Mentally Ill Women .And, she second base. #murderwidow ποΈ πͺπͺπ§Άπ§πΌββοΈπ
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Iβm the manager here. On the street, I donβt wanna say Ji. And, hilarious scar vs the City of New York. #catuurday ποΈ πͺπ§Άπ§πΌββοΈπ
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βI just told you I said leave him thereβ cat murder. And, I donβt want the cat here. #catmurder ποΈ π€π¦
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I was never more dislocated when I read Little Girl Lost on a spring break plane. And, maybe next year you can hide my review of Mad About the Boy for the jfk jr magazine from Katie Roberts who may get away with murder. #frenemy ποΈπ½πΉππ€.
Drew Barrymore reflects on why she is happier than sheβs ever been as she celebrates turning 50. π₯Ήπ
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