Caolán Mc Aree Profile
Caolán Mc Aree

@Caolanmcaree

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Caolán Mc Aree
3 months
In other news, I am now also over in the other place, where skies are clearer. I want to follow all the good people on here, over there now
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
Two years ago this week on a night out I came across a guy sitting on the ground outside, his head down looking sad. I stopped and asked him if he was ok. He said no, that he had a fight with his girlfriend and he was feeling really low.
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Caolán Mc Aree
7 months
Princess Charlotte: attending Wimbledon . Prince George: attending the Euros final. Prince Louis home alone:
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 months
Just had to do the 'hey I haven't seen you in ages' to a girl on the street that was being followed and pestered by some creep.He clocked that I didnt know her and called me a 'big man' for helping her and got a bit agro.Anyway, walked her to her door and she's home safe but UGH!.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
This person's drone battery running out is the epic blockbuster movie of the year.
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
This photo from outside Two Pups Coffee today 😭
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 months
Happy to hear Kate Middleton is recovering well, somewhat confused that she's releasing a Folk Album, but good for her.
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
HOW did a small island nation end up with the highest rate of covid in the world?!.We need an election.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
Thanks everyone for the messages. I shared this in the hope of helping even one person. Philp will live on in his music ❤
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
Havnt told anyone this story that happened to me a few weeks ago but I'm still thinking about it so I thought I'd share. A THREAD**.
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Caolán Mc Aree
1 year
Imagine being so disgusted by a 5 year old being stabbed that you just simply had to go rob a pair of Nike Air Max from Foot Locker. There are no words for the scum that are roaming the streets of Dublin tonight other than that word itself, Scum.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
I wish I could have stayed up all night every night to save Philp but I couldn't. What I can do though is ask you to please talk to people, check in and see if they are ok. And if you are not ok please tell someone, there is always a way out of the darkness!.
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 years
Irish people hoping the rest of the world doesn't realise we invented both the Titanic and the Submarine
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
Hotels be like 'breakfast is served from 4.45am to 5.30am'.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
RIP Philip - Fly high Kid! 💔.
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Caolán Mc Aree
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
A few months later Philp tracked me down on fb and sent me this.
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
Lisa McGee wrote to Chelsea Clinton when she was 13, inviting her to the Strand Cinema in Derry, she didn't get a response. Today Chelsea appeared in Lisa's award winning TV show, thats quite something. #DerryGirls.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
Thanks again everyone. Philp is now trending in Ireland and he would have fucking loved that!
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
Boarding a pox Ryanair flight back to Dublin.Girl infront of me got stung with a baggage charge. Girl who she didn't know behind us says 'cmere gimme your bag and I'll try stuff it in mine' .Air host tried to stop them but they succeeded. Sound Irish People 1.Michael O'Leary 0.
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 months
Someone created a fake website saying that there was going to be a Halloween parade on O'Connel St and thousand of people showed up for nothing wtf 😭
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Caolán Mc Aree
18 days
Hilary Clinton laughing at Trump changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the 'Gulf of America' is all of us today. #Inauguration2025
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
Unfortunately, Philp lost the battle with his demons yesterday.
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 years
Us all slagging off how weird the UK's traditions are all week and then we go and have our Taoiseach open a new Penneys in Tallaght with the same fanfare as a King's coronation.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
After this we became good friends, meeting up regularly and hanging out. Philp was an amazing musician, bubbly and very handsome! If you live in Dublin you may have heard him busking on the streets.
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 months
Paul Mescal arriving at the Dublin premier of Gladiator 2 and seeing his family 🥲
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Caolán Mc Aree
1 year
Sir a second meteorite has hit Portmarnock Beach
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
The absolute mortification of your man behind him 😂😂.#IREvRUS .#RWC2019 .#rugbyworldcup2019
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
Happy Easter to my favourite thing I've ever seen on this app.
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
The pandemic has fully exposed Ireland as no country for young people.
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
Stop pretending you like jumping into the sea at 5am and hire a therapist x.
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 years
Apparently this little Angel and her Dad went to the shop to buy a Birthday cake for her mother. Thoughts are with everyone in Creeslough at this time ❤️💜
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
This is TV Gold. RIP Nigel Farage at the hands of Claire Byrne 💀.#cblive
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 months
Why does inheritance tax exist?.People earned this money and paid tax on it already when they were alive, why should their kids who can't even afford a front door, never mind a house, pay tax on top of this again?!. #rtept.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
And there it is, the moment Ireland finally lost it. #COVID19ireland #COVIDー19 #coranaireland #COVID19.
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Caolán Mc Aree
9 months
Bambie Thug has been the most vocal contestant with regards to Palestine this year. They have been nothing but pure class from start to finish, not to mention their stunning act. They deserve all the votes tonight. #CrownTheWitch.#Eurovision2024
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
Hi Emer. Can you get them to change the name of 'Dublin Airport' to just 'Dublin'. The name is very misleading as you can't actually fly out of it. Thanks x.
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
In Athlone for a Stag. I was doing a full photoshoot of my pint I overheard an aul lad at the bar behind me mutter 'would you just drink the fucking thing' 😂😂💀
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
Good morning to this sign in Smithfield and this sign only!
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
Have we not learned at this stage to not ask a Derry Girl her age. #LateLateShow #latelate
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Caolán Mc Aree
7 years
The two ladies from that legendary photo out celebrating tonight at long last. #repealedThe8th
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
If they're all at the My Chemical Romance gig, then who's manning the CEX stores. .
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Caolán Mc Aree
11 months
Kate Middleton 'experimenting' with photoshop
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 years
Cha Cha Cha Cat to win. #Eurovision2023 .#Eurovision
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Caolán Mc Aree
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
Amy Winehouse invented Hot Girl Summer
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
Joseph doesn't even know Mary is pregnant yet and some of y'all have your Christmas trees up.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
Imagine coming home from a 12 hour shift in a hospital and then you see this on social media.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
RTE during the Boom: 'Well. Ed Sheeran is here tonight!!!'. RTE broke in 2019: 'Here's your Granny!'. #LateLateToyShow.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
I asked him his name (Philip),scooped him up and brought him along with me and the rest of my friends where I did what I could to cheer him up, make him laugh and distract him from his worries.
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Caolán Mc Aree
11 months
Emma Stone calling Jimmy Kimmel a 'prick' after he insinuated that Poor Things was only about sex. #Oscars    .#Oscars2024
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
BREAKING: A mob have broken into the Dail and have refused to leave
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Caolán Mc Aree
1 year
Barry Keoghan looks like your cool lesbian auntie arriving for Christmas dinner
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 years
Passport control in Malaga Airport always thrills me. They make Non EU citizens go into a different queue, while EU citizens are fast tracked to the top of the same queue and are given right of way at the desk. The level of pettiness i aspire to tbh x
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
That moment when you realise you just said 'ah fuck' infront of a few 100k+ kids. #LateLateToyShow
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
I'm keep thinking about the 2 of them and welling up. But I also keep thinking of them in happier times, laughing together at their favourite little wine bar in Nerja.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
We stayed up until daylight, I listened to his woes and and gave him whatever advice I could to help him and then we went our separate ways.
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
Richard Chambers looks so happy 🥲
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 months
Holly Cairns having her baby ON election day is iconic tbh. #Election2024 #GE24 #VoteLeftTransferLeft .#VoteThemOut
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Caolán Mc Aree
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
It literally looks exactly the same
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 months
Of course I woke up to a few dickheads in the comments. This happened in Madrid last night and most of what was said was in Spanish. Also the guy called me a 'stupid Engish boy' and that was the second worst part of it all 😭💀.
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
Level 5 until January 6th. Level 5 until January 31st. Level 5 until March 5th. Level 5 until April 6th. What next? .Absolute zero progress made by government to get out of this!.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
They may take our freedom but they'll never take our SALADS. #coronavirus #Coronavirusireland #COVID19ireland
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
Can Dublin fucking stop please x
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
Free Antigen tests for front line workers and the vulnerable ❌. Free Antigen tests for TDs and Senators ✅. Ireland is Irelanding extra hard this week.
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 years
This photo the Irish Times have used of Mary Lou McDonald is absolutely sending me. 'Let's make her look like Chucky so people think she's evil'
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Caolán Mc Aree
10 months
My toxic trait is saying I want to move to a place, a few hours after arriving here
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Caolán Mc Aree
6 years
Cersei be like #GameOfThronesFinale
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
'The Holiday' except Cameron Diaz swaps homes with 34 year old Aoife who lives in Rathmines
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 months
Hate that I had to 'camp it up' and hate that she was so terrified. And yes I am still talking about it because it's pissing off plenty of creepy (all male) people on here! 😂.
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Caolán Mc Aree
7 years
Jason Derulo falling down the #MetGala stairs 😂😂
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
A person we lost in 2012 who should never be forgotten ❤.#ReelingInTheYears
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Caolán Mc Aree
11 months
The royal's PR team after no one bought the fake Kate Middleton Instagram photo
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
Can't believe people will arrive at House Parties early enough to watch The Chase.
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 months
It's going to be a long night in the Cavan-Monaghan Count Centre, but the good people of Cavan have made sandwiches for everyone . #GE24 #GeneralElection2024
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 years
I assume we are having at least 3 days of National mourning for Bród 💔
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 years
A drunk guy came up to me and my friend in the smoking area of Sin É on Friday night and told me I need to start a hummus brand and call it 'Hummus atá tú' and then walked away. I've thought of little else since.
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
'IM ACTUALLY 6!'.#LateLateToyShow
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 months
For the record for those saying I'm 'seeking glory' ect,when I got back to my room my heart was racing as he was still on that street and I thought to myself; 'maybe I shouldn't have got involved,I put myself in danger' - not such a heroic thought eh!.But fuck that I'm glad I did.
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Caolán Mc Aree
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The look of horror on her face when I called after her, she probably thought, 'fuck there's 2 of them'. Took her a second to realise what I was doing. Helped that I camped it up too 💅.
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 years
The hotel i'm currently staying in serves Breakfast from 8am to 1.30pm. 1.30pm !!! .Icons 😍.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
'The republic of Ireland doesn't have a health service' .Sorry what?! . The Brits are well and truly at it. #covidー19uk #coronapocolypse.#coronavirus #CoronaIreland #COVIDー19.
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Caolán Mc Aree
6 years
The fact that they could edit the whole show to make it look like Sheriff never existed just shows how edited and fake it all actually is.#LoveIsland.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
For most of us it's difficult to comprehend the level of John Hume's bravery .A giant among men.
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
Screaming at Leo's smile turning to horror when he realised how his hair looked. #rtpt
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
Keeping Liam Neeson's guest appearance under wraps for this must have been the best kept secret in Derry. #DerryGirls.
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
My family eat Goose for Christmas and open presents after dinner. We're one toaster in the cupboard away from being Protestants.
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
Same energy .#LateLateToyShow
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
Tony Holohan watching unmasked children having fun on the #LateLateToyShow
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
Quick estimate of how long is left of Rachel Riley's career. #JeremyCorbyn
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
The empty chair for Aisling is both devastating and beautiful 💔. #Latelate.#LateLateShow
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 years
Watching the Woodstock 99 documentary and it's chaos but honestly I think Oxegen 07 gave it a run for it's money. Where's our documentary.
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
I dont care what your political views are, surely we can all agree that Mary Lou McDonald deserves a shot at running this country, anything is better than what we have.
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
The true star of the 1st episode .#DerryGirls
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Caolán Mc Aree
5 years
'The people who went to the BLM .march in Dublin are a disgrace, no social distancing bla bla bla'. Same person:.'Oh my God Penneys is open on Friday, life made'. Fuck off!.
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
Scream at Robert Sheehan dialing in from a beer garden for his 6'o clock show interview.
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Caolán Mc Aree
3 years
Balla, County Mayo 2015. Sky Sports had just bought the rights to show GAA matches. This was one of the only houses in the area that had the channel on match day.
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Caolán Mc Aree
2 years
Omg this just came up in my memories from back in my airbnb hosting days. Never forget 💀
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Caolán Mc Aree
4 years
Does Rebekah Vardy work for NPHET because these leaks are getting ridiculous.
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