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@CantBanLo
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3 years
Shut uppppp because how do you know how another grown man feels about his accomplishments. He go home, look at his 2mvps and rings sitting on his shelf, and then goes on about his day
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@CantBanLo
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@lauriexoxo14 @_vixtoriaaaa It’s the same reason why you dont want your parents asking about your grades when you go home for thanksgiving.
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@CantBanLo
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@blackgodwayne 7-21 on all layups is nasty
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@CantBanLo
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4 years
drew brees plays in NOLA, one of the most black cities in the country, but he still out here talking some nonsense smh i kno mike thomas wanna smack the shit outta him rn
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@CantBanLo
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@Astyn07 @RebeccahMyrick @edward_ditusa @SportsCenter He was legitimately just asking a question Lmao
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
@ThatGuy_JV @MLovellH @cullenjordan17 @jlightsy7 That makes it even worse that they didnt show up
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
4 years
If pop was alive im 100% convinced that he never would have done a song with dababy, tyga, or swae lee
@MeetTheWoo2
Pop Smoke Fan Page
4 years
POP SMOKE ALBUM TRACKLIST
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@CantBanLo
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1 year
Need a shorty thats gone defend me like how she’s defending him in them comments
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
@TheCyleMaidment @Mathieu_Era Also the single reason why the ravens have won any games over the past 4 seasons
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
3 years
@itsdarby_ @qb_06 @youfatbitc @TristanGHill @ochocinco But as a parent if you’re already supplying all the necessities (and in ocho case the necessities are all luxury cuz you know they live in a big ass house), then earning your own money to get EXTRA things you want isnt forcing your kids to struggle
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@CantBanLo
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4 years
@biliaminymaffni Dont disrespect druski like that
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Lavar and cam made a lil joke and molly was all offended and even got lavar banned from the show but dana white caught a domestic and she say “i dont want to judge people in their worst moments” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
3 years
John harbaugh the only coach that Fw black qbs cuz no other team in history has ever had 3 on the roster
@ESPNNFL
NFL on ESPN
3 years
Josh Johnson is the first player to throw a Pass TD for multiple teams in a season since 2015 😳
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
3 years
@Anacondautumn @case_cochran @StriveGr8ness @Juan_i_Am @ochocinco He went to college and the NFL and is now a millionaire it seemed to be good enough
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@CantBanLo
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4 years
@_clxtchzillaa__ @TrueNeB @__mayaaaa___ You probably smoke crack talking like this
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@CantBanLo
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
Anybody addicted to them vapes definitely woulda been crackheads if we were born in the 80s
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
3 months
@TT_FromMTV3 Do micheal jordan still got his hoop earring in????????
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Hartford really got the dunkin donuts stadium immediately next to the hood 😭
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Seeing my friends at these professional ass jobs is so crazy. I’ve seen these niggas do so much illegal shit in the past i know the real you!!!!
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@CantBanLo
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3 years
@Anacondautumn @case_cochran @StriveGr8ness @Juan_i_Am @ochocinco Not having yeezys in your closet isnt a “sacrifice”. My argument was that if you want something that isnt a necessity, then you should use your own money. If you dont have any money then you obviously dont need that specific item.
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@CantBanLo
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@CantBanLo
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3 years
@ko_adjepong @TheHoopCentral Niggas left out the 6 turn overs
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
3 years
@itsdarby_ @qb_06 @youfatbitc @TristanGHill @ochocinco That makes more sense and is a better method. But “ask and you shall receive” shouldnt be going on no matter how rich one is Tbh
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Nigga i would FLEX wit the ebt card i aint never gone be too good for free food
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Got hella interviews next week time to get a job!!!!!!!
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
4 years
just say that you’re a whore and keep it moving
@lilshawtywooo
LOLA B. 🪐
4 years
men are not built for open relationships because, ego lol
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
I got a fucking degree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
How are individuals with 9-5’s supposed to ever run errands at places like the bank or the post office when those establishments also close at 5?
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
3 years
This nigga think he justin Laboy
@worldbossju
j u
3 years
You still questioning if he loves you? If he did you’d know
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@CantBanLo
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5 months
@stackupk @blackgodwayne Half of them are her own misses LMAOOOOO
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
If snapchat aint have all them memories in it i woulda been deleted that app 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@CantBanLo
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4 years
@PatrickPgriffin @ryanstruyk no ya dont stay far away from here please
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
I did it yall
@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Last exam today and if yall believe in god please say a quick prayer for me cuz i really want to graduate
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
“I know you sleep but …..” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@jaytovah_
baby j.
2 years
Niggas used to send paragraphs in the middle of the night just to express how they felt about you. What happened to them kinda niggas? Niggas be mean asf now 😂😂
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@CantBanLo
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How does doja cat have fans when everything about her is just so unappealing
@itgirlslasher
stan and cartoon media.
1 year
New videos of Doja Cat’s boyfriend, J Cyrus using a blaccent & making fun of black hairstyles resurfaces. (Via: Doja Cove)
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@CantBanLo
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4 years
Nigga just said it’s str8 for his homies to be racist
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
1 year
This nigga watching episodes from the obama administration god damn
@brokestbaby
Sugg Madeekkk
1 year
Im so behind in power😭😭😭😭 not raina man 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
I think it’s more the fact that white people/parents are more well off, so it doesnt matter if they’re lost for a lil cuz they can afford to support them while they figure it out. Minority parents only be having 1 shot to make shit work and cant afford to support you that long
@TheNayaJ
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Very triggering ngl
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@CantBanLo
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3 years
Weed legal now i can finally try it for the first time
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
1 year
Yo if anybody songs all sound the same it’s chris brown 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
@rapalert6
Rap Alert
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Ciara and Chris Brown release their new single “How We Roll.”
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
This video has come up on my Tl like 100 times and it gets me so tight 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂 shorty really got main character syndrome and sitting in the gym with a MIC is absolutely crazy
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
Last exam today and if yall believe in god please say a quick prayer for me cuz i really want to graduate
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@CantBanLo
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3 years
Nigga is this Ricardo
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
When gobert caught covid and the world shut down
@taylors1989vs
WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣
2 years
outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
This man is hilarious
@nocontextdrumar
No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT)
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🐇🐇🐇
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@CantBanLo
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3 years
@Anacondautumn @case_cochran @StriveGr8ness @Juan_i_Am @ochocinco But that’s the thing!! he isnt forcing her to work! if she doesnt want to work, then she just wont have Yeezys!! Very simple math
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@CantBanLo
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@tyshaqur “Breaking news my niggas” 🤣😭😭🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Unnecessary noise and going outside
@HiddenGemm_
𝒞 🎀🫧
2 years
What are you starting to like LESS the older you get ?
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@CantBanLo
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3 years
Why i keep getting emails about paying back my student loans i thought Joe was handling that
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
I dont go to school no more and i dont got no job either im basically a bum rn but it’s still lit
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@CantBanLo
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4 years
explaining the term “neff” to someone be so infuriating
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Sleeping on the floor feel better when you got someone you can hold
@Flashyasf
Flash
2 years
yall be broke asf worried bout love 😂😂😂😂😂
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
Im losing faith in mankind!!!!
@benjiireaaa
HER👩🏽‍🎤💋
2 years
wats wrong w smokin while yu pregnant😭?
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
My siblings tell me to take them to target cuz they got gift cards for their birthday. Why these niggas gone bring gift cards that they used already with zero bread left so i ended up having to pay for everything anyways 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
1 year
How you think you better than your peer lmfao
@Vitaminndeee
Toni Childs
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I never in my life had sex with a coworker. No disrespect but I refuse to have sex with someone making the same living wage as me.
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
Josh allen is a THUG. This DESPICABLE action should not be part of our game!!!!!
@vitoroads
Keuane
2 years
Josh Allen was gone get folded
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
3 years
How your NBA career going
@Smoove2you_
Kris Jenkins
3 years
UConn trash for storming the court ‼️
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
@whatevmakesense @DomGarrett @darrenrovell Sue him for what? Lol they made an investment and it didn’t pay off that’s what happens sometimes
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Call me broke idc but buying bottles at the club will always be above my tax bracket
@hersoles
herSOLES .. ♡
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A Detroit strip club is selling bottles of Taylor Port for $120. I have officially seen it all.
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@CantBanLo
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4 years
atleast the downfall of ehhs happened after i got outta there
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
1 year
Transfer all of her money to my bank account
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
1 year
what would you do if you woke up as Beyoncé for one day😭 ?
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@CantBanLo
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@Anacondautumn @case_cochran @StriveGr8ness @Juan_i_Am @ochocinco He doesnt want to teach his child that she can get anything she wants whenever she asks for it. If you dont believe in that parenting style then that’s cool, but atleast try to understand it
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@CantBanLo
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3 years
Why my grandma just ask if i was gay cuz i aint never bring no girl home for thanksgiving
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
10 months
Stop having kids if you broke
@Bigqadi
Qadi
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What opinion about Pregnancy would put you in this position.
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@CantBanLo
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1 year
I watched meg throw that pitch like 12 times in the past 24 hours
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Niggas who say chris rock not funny is lying. Aint no way yall didnt watch everybody hates chris growing up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TiaNoTamara1
Neil Degrasse Greener
2 years
Be honest, have y’all ever found Chris Rock funny?
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
11 months
Should be #1 . No fast food chicken better than popeyes and please do not bring up them niggas that’s only open 6 days a week
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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Popeyes have officially overtaken KFC as the number 2 chicken chain in the country!
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@CantBanLo
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1 year
Seen this lady on my TL like three different times over the past few days and she has not disappointed me once
@jusstoptalking
nicole 💋
1 year
If I went to the club and saw her I’d go right back home.
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
The chinese food spot in buckland closed down they damn near just filed for bankruptcy by doing that
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
1 year
It dont be that deep
@Azsocute
az so mf cute
2 years
Men friendships last longer cause they be letting hella shit slide!
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
1 year
When people be like “i can only get blackout drunk or nothing”, they’re alcoholics. Calm lil buzz be feeling great
@buhlesrevenge
B ⛤
1 year
what opinion about alcohol will have you like this ?
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Tom retiring a year too late he already lost his family he might as well just keep playing at this point
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
I mean …… wouldnt YOU want to hoop with nice niggas as your teammates? When you go to the park and run 5s, would you purposely pick the ass niggas to be on your team?
@Justin21LAL
Justin
2 years
This is wild
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@CantBanLo
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2 years
Recording yourself crying and posting it on the internet is crazyyyyy
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
This isnt a flex you’re a victim
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
3 years
Uconn throwing niggas bread again 🙏🏽🙏🏽 today is a great day
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
What Ct yall live in cuz i be fed real good
@_kimayyy
Kimmie ♡
2 years
After 8pm eats in CT are nonexistent 😪
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Why it get hot right when the semester end? I got hella Thot shorts and fresh wife beaters that i was ready to walk around campus in 😢
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
1 year
Mf at the store just told me “You know in movies when dude be riding in on a horse hair blowing in the wind? You look like that nigga” 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
3 years
@TKYK1993 @StatsGuyDaniel Got to travel to florida a lil more then my boy
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
@globalsimmer @scarpizio He went to prison and paid his time. There was also an entire documentary about it where he apologized and told the exact story about what he did
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Nigga why is elliot from euphoria headlining the spring concert????? Nigga already made me mad when he played the guitar for rue for a half hour
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@CantBanLo
LORENZO 🧌
2 years
Terrible quote
@smart_MS3
marcus smart
2 years
“If you take a job and they pay you five dollars a day, give them seven dollars a day worth of work!” - Bill Russell
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@CantBanLo
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Moriah mills been waking up at 7am for the past 3 days and immediately start turning up 😭😂😂😂😂
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