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She/Her * 20 * British freeaboo, occasional artist and lover of skeletons * Watched Morbius 13 times * @zzazzPK is cute * Newgrounds @ calzonecave!
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movement states are complete! she moves now!
now is probably a good time to show that I'm working on a MUGEN thing again
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Celebrate while you can, Pixar, because Michael Bay's Skibidi Toilet is coming.
‘INSIDE OUT 2’ has become the highest grossing animated film of all time.
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do not let anyone forget that Pixar tweeted this and deleted it.
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I painted that moment in everyone's Mario 64 playthrough where you try to talk to Toad but miss because his hitbox is weirdly difficult to hit
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spent my Saturday night putting The New Norm in MUGEN
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downloaded the Shrek + Shark Tale GBA Video ROM just to record this specific scene in crust quality
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the most diabolical Dark Mission yet
I hope the Shadow Generations thing inspires more Black Doomposting because I think about "Hit the second tower, Shadow." all the time
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programs that set redo to Ctrl+Z+Shift instead of Ctrl+Y
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the nature of Mario series shitposting is that every so often someone accidentally reinvents Sponge again
The character Scupploni has not been seen in a Mario game since Mario Party (Nintendo 64). That's nearly 26 years!
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here's the antagonist of Madame Web getting killed by a giant Pepsi sign as a gif if anyone wants it
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the Knuckles series confirming fucking Iblis is canon to the movies just so they can have it make a joke about Facebook Marketplace is the funniest thing that has ever happened actually
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here's the game that snubbed KOF 15 for best fighting game btw
MultiVersus has total 26 characters
BUT only 5 characters are available at launch. With Shaggy being the only permanent, the other characters have a time limit. 4 characters will shuffle every week.
In any case, each character will cost 1000 'Gleamium', basically $10
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Leaked screenshots from DELTARUNE Chapter 3 show Kris has received a minor redesign after the team noticed that people Still Don't Fucking Get It
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the reason there's no new Darkstalkers game is because the Darkstalkers are all based on horror icons and no one at Capcom wants to be the guy to design a Darkstalkers version of Slenderman or Freddy Fazbear
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BTW this WILL extend to Opera, Brave, Vivaldi, Edge and all the other meme browsers people insist on using instead of Firefox. Please just use Firefox (or a fork of it like Waterfox or Librewolf if that's your thing)
Google confirms they will disable uBlock Origin in Chrome in 2024
More information:
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see this is a way more accurate representation of autism than autistic savant good at math TV caricatures or whatever anime characters people say are "autistic coded" because they're introverted. If you aren't down with Dark Stinky Pete you don't deserve autism creature memes
there is a Fundamental Law of Autism that declares no fictional character lacks a weirdly obsessive fan
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I'd like to announce the name of our new Super Mario Bros Movie voice actor!
The new actor is a loyal, hard working employee...
The obvious choice for the job...
A name you all know, it starts with a C!
Please welcome our new voice actor for Mario...
Chris Pratt!
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surely there is nothing at all that has happened in the past three years that may have led to an increase in transphobic violence, no it's just the famously pro-trans UK government broadening hate crime definitions to "mean tweets"
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apollo is five foreheads tall and his forehead makes up approximately 1/5th of his height. i was told to tweet this.
#SmileFest
2022 Figure Update!
Good Smile Company
Ace Attorney
Nendoroid Apollo Justice
Web Gallery:
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#goodsmile
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the zoom in on his confused face after the most blatant foreshadowing ever written is probably the best moment in the whole game tbh
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I hope the Shadow Generations thing inspires more Black Doomposting because I think about "Hit the second tower, Shadow." all the time
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okay now I approve of her being "known transphobe" but I think "screenwriter of the Fantastic Beasts films" might be an even more damaging title tbh
Known transphobe J.K. Rowling is now reported to be an active exec producer on the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series where she will be involved in the show’s decision-making.
(Source: Deadline)
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From what I have checked "Mean Tweets™" do not fall under any of these categories. There is no mention of a Mean Tweets related law in the article. This dude just straight up made it up on the spot and tweeted it to his 60K follower audience.
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Considering making a sequel to this with Mario bonking his head on the top of a painting after overshooting a triple jump, or sliding instead of jump kicking while trying to climb the incline in Bob-Omb Battlefield
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anyway glad to see lonely goomba join jontron and tobuscus in the "youtubers you watched when you were like, 12 who turned out to be creeps" hall of fame
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@thegrayfruit
remember when EA's Reddit PR account tried to justify the monetization in Star Wars Battlefront 2 by saying you can unlock the characters via 70 hours of grinding and it became the most downvoted comment in the site's history
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felt inspired
I love how the stickers/emotes look this time
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okay sorry for talking about Megamind all day I will draw a Lilith tomorrow maybe if I have the energy
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okay so this tweet is getting more attention than I expected it to so I'd like to clarify I am not trying to cancel culture Lonely Goomba here I just want to make it explicit that it's not okay for people to treat real world trans issues as just dumb Twitter drama, really.
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@QuillerKween
initially the beer would've been a super but I realized there are literally no other things to pull from for a Norm moveset so I just let him use the beer infinitely without meter
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Like this is the natural progression of everyone hyping up the movie where Sonic goes to Olive Garden as the saviour of video game movies and I'm 100% on board with it.
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damn this blew up I'm just gonna have to pivot all my art to being Mario 64 themed for all eternity now
I painted that moment in everyone's Mario 64 playthrough where you try to talk to Toad but miss because his hitbox is weirdly difficult to hit
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GOD BLESS AMERICA AR-15 BISCUITS AND GRAVY HULK HOGAN BURGER SUPERBOWL FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
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NOW, DEPICT THE HUMAN PRESIDENT AS THE SOYJAK, AND THE BLACK ARMS AS THE CHAD. MAKE THE HUMANS SUFFER.
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for the price of 6 Multiversus characters you could buy KOF 15 at full price and get a better game with 39 characters on the base roster. Only one of these games has Shermie in it so the choice is obvious.
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someone retweeted this so I redrew my favourite Mario Kart character.
drew my favorite Mario Kart character Marty the Thwomp please put him in Mario Kart 9 Nintendo
#freeMarty
#based
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@MaxOKE_
similarly related are Mario 64 Beta creepypastas which happened like, around the same time and made for just as high quality content
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never played Max Payne but I know his voice from the infamous Alone In The Dark reboot. Love the energy he put into some truly terrible dialog
James McCaffrey, known for being the voice of Max Payne, has sadly passed away at the age of 65.
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oh shit well now I've GOTTA play Melty Blood they finally added The Count
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can you imagine if people deemed somethin like Melty Blood a "Street Fighter Killer" and called it a failure for not selling as much as Street Fighter
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The point of this post is not to argue that Ctrl+Y is more ergonomic the point is that everything already uses Ctrl+Y so whenever something uses Ctrl+Shift+Z it throws off my muscle memory
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King P has announced 'New Pork City", his own residential neighborhoods that will allow fans to "look for new ways to make Master Porky a bigger part of their lives".
Disney has announced ‘STORYLIVING’, their own residential neighborhoods that will allow fans to “look for new ways to make Disney a bigger part of their lives.”
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Waluigi's Inferno
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Alright I'm muting this so clarifications
- I did not intend for this tweet to be seen by thousands of people
- I do not think LonelyGoomba is like, evil or malicious. Just ignorant. I appreciate that he deleted the tweet and didn't use his platform to like, get me harassed.
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(not pictured: blaring ahooga horns interrupted only with a TTS voice reading "Kris, the character whom you are currently controlling, is their own person and is not an extension of you, the player." playing on loop at all times completely drowning out the music.)
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Capcom artists sobbing looking down a list of modern horror icons to draw inspiration from and seeing Sonic Dot EXE and Jumbo Josh
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I SHALL GIVE YOU DIS CHAIR
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famously during a presentation Ninja Theory specifically compared the original Dante to a "gay cowboy" when trying to show off how their reboot Donte is cooler to a straight male audience, which obviously backfired.
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okay sorry for talking about Megamind all day I will draw a Lilith tomorrow maybe if I have the energy
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@caram3l_cas
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made a really shitty edit of this last year after watching all 3 FRED movies AJKLSFHGB
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@GGalactigal
I'm genuinely confused because it's not even like it's cynically setting up a big crossover event in the SSU or anything, it's totally removed from that. It doesn't even set up the Spider-Women featured in all the marketing material it just says "in the future they MIGHT exist!"
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okay have some lilith
Artists of twitter!! Qrt this with some of your Lilith Aensland art please oh pleeeease 🦇
#Darkstalkers
#Lilithaensland
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of all the characters in Guilty Gear lore Bridget officially has the most tragic backstory now as she is a trans girl who is British
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darkstalkers 1 morrigan sprite is being reused by capcom again. nature is healing
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Smash Bros Ultimate is quite literally the Marvel Vs Capcom 2 of party games
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look IDK what you guys mean the MK1 animations look FINE
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@Schaffrillas
Mario Party 8 I can give the benefit of the doubt but when people say Mario Party 9 is good that's PURELY Wii nostalgia speaking. Even as a kid I recognized this game was ass and played Wii Party instead.
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Americans laughing at the Queen's death won't be so smug once the Burger King dies
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guys who say "hecking" and "updoots" and stuff to imitate an imagined enemy are the angriest human beings on the planet. There will never be anyone as mad.
we are currently month 19 into the one day revisionism campaign
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oh my god the eyes are drawn as like, 2D floating textures on its face like it's a Super Mario 64 enemy what the fuck
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'Sonic Underground' began airing 25 years ago today in the US.
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see I like realistic sweat graphics Street Fighter but I'd kill for a new Darkstalkers or MvC that looks like Bengus's art
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@ObsoleteSony
It's actually a good article, if people would bother to read it. The author *liked* Astro Bot, but questions why the best thing Sony can make nowadays is something that only celebrates their older original stuff. I think that's a valid critique to have.
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shows up
introduces a new, never before seen currency
scams a whole village with a dancing monkey and useless screens that show nothing of value
everything goes to shit
he was the original crypto bro
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@GreatCheshire
the modern, more feminist Devil May Cry game where there's two female characters, one of them gets a sniper rifle abortion and the other gets kidnapped by the villains and hides in a trash can in the final confrontation. They both get called whores
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I found my old Drawn To Life: Spongebob Squarepants edition flashcart from many years back when I was a child and checked it out and I feel like I'm in a haunted game creepypasta
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i was here when morbius showed up in vinewrestle and lost the match within like two minutes
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i have been playing ace attorney and whenever maya is on screen all i can think about is how her shocked expression looks like the dude from shark tale so i went and recreated this exquisite meme with her
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@noaaastop
I would argue he is explicitly downplaying it since the article makes zero mention of any such "mean tweet" crimes. Even calling it "mean tweets" downplays what that'd actually imply, simply being Mean to a trans person is not classified as a hate crime.
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I've never watched this movie but I hate the old guy's face so much
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i booted up the Nickelodeon Barnyard game on my PS2 emulator and i think my emulator is bugged because the first thing i see is this incredibly ominous selection screen
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