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Former disaffected union member | Conservative working in Higher Ed | California Refugee | Men say I’m funny | America 1st | Here for the memes.
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Spending my Summer like Joe Biden: eating ice cream and forgetting where I am
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I’m thrilled I got to greet
@RonDeSantis
as he arrived back in Florida today! I told him that I moved to Florida because of his leadership and let him know we need him to be our next president!
#DeSantis2024
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This really should be the anthem for 2020 cause we’re all losing our jobs thanks to COVID and Riots 🤣🤣🤣
#YouAboutToLoseYoJob
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Remember when Joe and Kamala said they were going to “finish the job”? I guess this is what they meant
#Kamalacrash
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You cannot convince me that Ronald Reagan was a bad president, I will die on this hill.
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Serious question, has there been any other time in the history of the US when a candidate was told that it was “not their time” to run for president?
I think this concept is insane, no one is entitled to the job, they have to earn it, as DeSantis says.
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It’s true! If it wasn’t for the Governor’s leadership, I wouldn’t have had the courage to leave California! We need
@RonDeSantis
as the next POTUS!
#DeSantis2024
I overheard
@RonDeSantis
ask this woman why she decided to leave California and move to Florida.
She replied, “Because of you!” 🇺🇸🐊
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Can confirm, Florida beaches are better than California beaches.
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Magadonians in my comments be like: “You moved to Florida for a politician, that’s crazy!”
No, I moved to Florida because of everything
@RonDeSantis
has accomplished in Florida.
WATCH: Gov. Ron DeSantis rattles list of accomplishments, including permitless carry, outlawing cross-sex transitions for children, death penalty for pedophiles, abortion restrictions, divesting from BlackRock and ESG, suspending Soros-backed district attorneys
"You gotta win."
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This all they have to say about DeSantis, that he’s awkward and unlikeable. Why should I GAF if the POTUS is awkward? We should care about whether they can do the job and DeSantis has gotten shit done and will get shit done as POTUS.
#GOPDebate
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I have no interest in watching Tucker’s interview with the hobo who had sex with Obama.
If Obama is gay or not doesn’t change the fact that he was the worst president we had until Joe Biden.
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I like Trump.
I voted for him in 2016 and in 2020 but this is getting really sad and pathetic.
Trump’s talking about Biden being cognitively impaired and then he says Biden is going to get us into World War 2.
Can Republicans please have a better candidate?
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Good Tuesday frens! Today is my one year anniversary of arriving in the beautiful Free State of Florida!
I hope it’s a Good Tuesday for all of you! ❤️☀️🇺🇸🐊
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The White House will call this a “cheap fake”.
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@nytimes
Why aren’t you investigating where the shooter got the money to purchase expensive rifles and ammo?
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Remember when Joe Biden just aimlessly wandered away during a live television interview?! Is Karine going to call this a “cheap fake”?
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Can we all just agree to block Loomer? 🤣🤣🤣
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@SirStevenKJ
@CarlyAtch
@RonDeSantis
Two things:
1. I did say that.
2. It was a good size crowd of real people with families who support the Governor, I was there, I talked to them.
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@GavinNewsom
I disagree with MTG but Gavin wanted the unvaxed to lose their jobs, not leave their homes and compared them to drunk drivers so you can’t talk about “who we are and what America stands for”.
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This was so awkward! Can anyone explain what the F happened here? Where are all the Trump influencers at today? 😂
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Why didn’t Trump have the DOJ prosecute Hillary? Was it for the same reason he didn’t fire Fauci, because he didn’t want the “firestorm from the left”? If so, why should Republicans nominate him again? That’s another reason it’s time to move on.
#Desantis2024
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Wow! This response from Riley is straight 🔥🔥🔥
Laura Loomer is trash.
Your "investigative skills" must not be as good as you constantly tout. This was posted Oct 19 by the Boston Globe. Plus, it wasn't a secret anyways. I joined Desantis in South Carolina for an event earlier this year and was compensated for my time. That's how it works.
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Very well said! An 80 year old should not be in the highest public office, they should be retired, enjoying golfing and their grandkids. It’s time for Gen X to take over.
DESANTIS: “The presidency isn't a job for someone that's 80 years old.”
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Not the best idea to conduct an interview while eating but I’ll allow it cause it’s pizza and I love it! ❤️🍕
DeSantis had great responses to the questions too!
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This meme is so bad, you know a woman made it
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Finally listened to RFK Jr.’s whole speech and this was a great line.
If we want to save this country we need to choose to “love our kids, more than we hate each other.”
I hope parents on both sides realize this and vote to save our country.
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@TPostMillennial
First thing AOC says is to have the federal government spend more money, typical democrats just throwing money at the problem.
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“DESANCTUS IS WILLING TO SIGN A 5 WEEK AND A 6 WEEK BAN”
Reporter: Would you support that?
“I THINK WHAT HE DID WAS A TERRIBLE THING AND A TERRIBLE MISTAKE”
Trump cares more about approval than protecting babies. Change my mind.
NEW: Trump says he will compromise with Democrats on abortion so that they’re nice to him: “Both sides are going to like me.”
Then he says it’s “a terrible thing” babies with heartbeats are protected in Iowa, Florida, and South Carolina.
@RonDeSantis
will NEVER sell out
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I just survived my first tornado warning! How dare DeSantis not be here!
These people are insane 😂
Ron has landed safely in Iowa while Floridians are still sheltering in place.
Let that sink in.
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@JeromeAdamsMD
Oh really? What new information is that? The studies that have come out showing masks had no significant effect on transmission? Or that vaccines did not stop transmission? You keep wearing your mask to hide your face cause you’re embarrassed for being a clown.
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The person that said they were suicidal at 2 years old! WTF?!
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I responded to this guy and he literally blocked me seconds later! 🤣
@SirStevenKJ
@CarlyAtch
@RonDeSantis
Two things:
1. I did say that.
2. It was a good size crowd of real people with families who support the Governor, I was there, I talked to them.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING to ya’ll! My first Florida Thanksgiving I got to fire a shotgun! 🦃
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New slur just dropped 😂😂😂
I didn't know AOC would be campaigning in New Orleans this week.
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@RonDeSantis
That was a horrible question since Biden is not a leader but DeSantis made it about his own leadership and answered well!
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I’m sorry I missed my chance to mess with these “queers for Palestine” morons 🤣
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I did not expect this post to get so much attention 😂 I liked how people assumed that because I don’t think Ronald Reagan was a bad president, it means I don’t recognize he made some mistakes, as so many other presidents have but to say that he was bad or the worst is ignorant.
You cannot convince me that Ronald Reagan was a bad president, I will die on this hill.
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Happy Friday Eve frens!
And happy 2 year Florida anniversary to me!
Exactly 2 years ago today I arrived in the freedom state after days of driving across the country.
I’m so thankful to have been welcomed so warmly into my new home. ❤️
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🤣🤣💀
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Good Wednesday friends! It’s been a week already but I’m so happy the sunshine is back in Florida! ☀️
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I am loving getting to explore the free state of Florida and spotting fellow patriots! ❤️🇺🇸🐊
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Remember when Joe Biden said “it’s way down now! We’ve now gotten control”? Yea, this didn’t age well.
#BorderCrisis
BREAKING: In Friday news dump, CBP officially reports 302,034 migrant encounters in December, the highest month ever recorded. CBP also reports Border Patrol arrested 19 people on the FBI terror watchlist in December, bringing the total to 50 arrests for fiscal year 2024 so far.
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Does anyone remember that Hallie Biden, the main witness in Hunter Biden’s trial received money from China for no apparent reason.
Multiple Biden family members received money from the Chinese after it passed through an associate’s account. Additionally, Hunter Biden received money directly into his company’s account from a Chinese-controlled entity.
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To all Veterans, thank you for your service and for all that you do to support our country. Patriots like you deserve all the respect on this Happy Veterans Day! 🇺🇸
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My fellow Floridians, how do you keep your sunglasses from fogging up every time you step out your car in this humidity? I feel like I’m just blinded when I get out of my car 😂
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@BillboardChris
@uvic
@RachelCleves
Sickening! It's happening as predicted, first it was "minor attracted persons" and now it's moving towards "intergenerational sex". They keep changing the words to push acceptance of pedophilia.
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Sad but not surprising that Joe Biden mistreated his dogs, it’s no wonder his kids are messed up too. What’s worse though is the media can talk about this story but won’t talk about Joe’s corruption.
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WHITE DUDES FOR HARRIS
Ryan Routh’s son says he hates Trump too
Turns out he’s a pedo
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The primary is over! Everyone should drop out and support Ben Carson!
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this meme is so bad, you know a woman made it
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How come no one is talking about what’s going in California right now?
@GavinNewsom
is busy talking about other states, meanwhile San Diego is under water apparently 😂😂😂
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If my job ever get me to this point ima leave
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Me after a long day calling people retards on X
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Damn it, I got a friend request on Facebook from a coworker and the dude is gay and totally believes the “Don’t say gay” lies 🤦🏻♀️ what should I do?
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@senatormelendez
This is why there’s no hope for California. Thank you for trying to make a logical argument.
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Took some balls for him to say that. Respect.
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I’ll donate! Let’s get all the mentally ill degenerates out of Florida.
Some trans people turn to crowdfunding to leave Florida after anti-LGBTQ+ laws
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Trying to decide if I should go back to the beach today or stay home and finish unpacking 🙃 what do ya’ll think?
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In honor of Father’s Day, here’s a dad joke:
Why are there no Walmarts in Gaza?
Because everything is a Target.
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@AnnaForFlorida
NOPE, she was removed for not doing her job. She’s dismissed over 16,000 cases which is the highest number in the state. You’re a liar, Anna.
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Happy November 1st frens!
Only 22 days until Thanksgiving! 🦃
#NewProfilePic
cause I may be based but I also really like Fall 🍁🍂
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@GavinNewsom
What happened to all that voter suppression and Jim Crow 2.0 BS you were crying about? Oh right it was all lies.
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Went to my first rodeo tonight and was surprised to see Governor DeSantis there! ❤️
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While im very disappointed by this news, I know this doesn’t mean it’s over. I’m grateful I live in the great state of Florida where we live under Governor DeSantis’ amazing leadership. Of course we have to support Trump, as DeSantis said, he is still better than Joe Biden.
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
- Winston Churchill
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I was curious to know what Joe Biden was trying to say last night in this clip when he mentioned the rosary he wears for Beau and couldn’t remember which “our lady of” it was from. 🧵
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We see this but because all the major news networks are controlled by Democrats, regular people don’t see it, it’s infuriating. “Dark Brandon” is a corrupt pos.
This timeline is actually incredible. I mean come on.
3/17 - Hunter admits laptop
3/18 - Trump indictment news
6/8 - FBI doc alleges Biden bribe
6/9 - Trump indicted
7/26 - Hunter plea deal collapses
7/27 - Trump indicted
7/31 - Devon Archer testifies
8/1 - Trump indicted
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@RNCResearch
LMAO Hunter was just calling daddy during business meetings so Joe could tell him what a good boy he is!
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@Elex_Michaelson
@GavinNewsom
Ask Newsom what specific gun law would’ve prevented the mass shootings that just happened?
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Hey guys been gone awhile, did we find out who leaked the SCOTUS decision?
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