Matthew W. Parsons 🌈
@CajPaLa
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The campaign in my pinned tweet needs angel seeds. Trickle down economics is powerful here & now in the micro, a fallacy in the macro.
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Want to help deport a lefty?
Just a few donations will get the ball rolling & first paperwork in motion.
Make America Great Again with one less antifa/blm leftist !!
CashApp $ CajPaLa
Venmo @ Love_is_a_verb
Just say "leave" in the notes.
#DeportALefty
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Just when you throw in with a candidate and feel great supporting them, the news breaks and it all comes crashing down.
Just learned that at one time
@BetoORourke
was twenty years old and rode a skateboard while playing in a band.
Why, Beto, why?
#BetoForTexas
#BetoForSenate
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On mornings that Trump doesn't Tweet, a little voice in the back of my head says,
"Ooh! Maybe he passed in his sleep!"
I'm a terrible person, please unfollow me, or RT so I don't feel all alone.
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@FoxNews
Fox News is doing a disservice to the nation and our national security by being a mouthpiece for
@realDonaldTrump
and his agenda of maligning
#Mueller
, a man of integrity and valor, a patriot unmatched.
#Muellerlujah
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Might be off Twitter for awhile, I'm going to California to rake 23.7 million acres of forest.
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My dear friend Jeff just passed from this fken virus. Its now rocked my inner circle.
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On this day, 74 years ago, a great 🇺🇸 American 🇺🇸patriot🇺🇸 was born. 🇺🇸
For his tireless service to justice and liberty, let's take a moment to thank this man,
🇺🇸 Robert Swan Mueller lll🇺🇸
Happy Birthday, Mr. Mueller!
We appreciate you🇺🇸!
#HappyBirthdayMueller
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Dearest
@realDonaldTrump
,
I see you support the death penalty for drug dealers, similar to how you called for the death penalty for the Central Park 5, who were innocent.
My question is, do you support execution for people convicted of treason against the USA?
#Muellerlujah
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Thank you, Betsy Devos.
This needs to be framed.
😂😂😂😎😂😂😂
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@realDonaldTrump
The public needs to realize that the person in the Oval Office is intentionally trying to undermine a legitimate, non-partisan, federal investigation in a way that should lead to his immediate removal.
This CANNOT continue!
#TrumpRussia
#TruthIsntTruth
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Thinning brush & removing deadwood can reduce fuel and lessen the spread of fire.
"Raking" the forest floor disrupts an ecologically symbiotic system, promotes erosion, destroys mycelium, increases evaporation, etc.
Go. Home. Donny.
#NotMyPresident
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If Trump Junior gets arrested this morning, I'm f'ken declaring early Christmas.
Who's in?
#TrumpCrimeFamily
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Want to connect with the
#Resistance
?
Well, this is an
#FBR
party !!
FBR = FollowBackResistance
Like and Retweet this then follow those who did the same.
The
#BlueWave2018
is gaining speed.
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I just got unfollowed because I smoke cigarettes. Wow.
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@auntcinnywinny
@StormyDaniels
See, Wendy,
When two adults have an affair, they can mutually agree maturely to keep it between themselves.
When one threatens the other, all mother fucking bets are off.
#Basta
#TeamStormy
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If you live in
#Cleveland
If you have family in
#Columbus
If you are outside of
#Cincinnati
If you call,
#Ohio
home
Raise some noise for
@dannyoconnor1
and help him get to DC from
#Ohio12
If you can spell, "Ohio" you can ReTweet this.
#VoteOConnor
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@thedavidcrosby
Look bro, if you are trying to break into the industry, getting your garage demo in the hands of a superstar isnt the best way.
If you have written anything half decent, play it at a fundraiser for a cause she supports or something.
Tweeting at her will leave you unknown.
✌
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Some people refrain from Tweeting what they really think because they don't want their Twitter account suspended.
If you are like me, you refrain from Tweeting what you really think because you don't want the Secret Service knocking on your door.
#TrumpResign
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@FoxNews
@realDonaldTrump
All of US need to read Seth's thread.
(THREAD) There's now a rumor in Congress that Trump plans to fire Special Counsel Mueller on December 22. If this happens, it will trigger a constitutional crisis. This thread explains what's happening and what to do—please read and share it widely.
This is an actual emergency.
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Had Obama sent ONE derogatory Tweet degrading someone, he would have faced immediate censure
Had Obama spent ONE day at a private property & profited personally, he'd have faced impeachment
Trump does both 100's of times to cheers.
That, my friends, is called
"White Supremacy"
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😅
Yeah, some things bring a tear to your eye....
A baby being born....
Lost dog running to meet his ten year old human....
A beautiful sunset.....
Merrick Garland receiving the criminal complaint on Kavanaugh.....
You know......
#Resistance
#KavanaughLied
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Today is 5000 days since I've had a drink and I did it by learning to live in a twenty four hour period and repeating that process.
I say this because I was on the verge of death in 2004 and I'm still here.
Reach out if you need help.
#Sober
#Slowbriety
#SoberResistance
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@realDonaldTrump
So let me get this straight.
Someone you previously fired THREE TIMES on a reality TV show who was UNQUALIFIED to work in the White House, was able to manipulate you with tears, then RECORD in the FKEN SITUATION ROOM?
#UnfitForOffice
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@GovMikeHuckabee
@elonmusk
BREAKING: "Gov" Huckabee calls domestic violence survivors "keyboard cowards", and suggests stripping their anonymity so their stalkers & abusers can find them.
Did I get that right, Mike?
Huh?
Mike?
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@realDonaldTrump
In the bitter cold she sang so beautifully for the inaugeration of
@BarackObama
, our finest president, in front of a record crowd.
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What will you do with Trumpy Bear if someone gives you one for Christmas?
#AskingForAFriend
#trumpybear
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Just visited with my brother, haven't seen him in years.
He is getting MARRIED !!
OMG, her last name is...
...wait for it.....
Mueller !!!
#TakeHerNameBro
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I followed
@lachlan
to broaden & balance my access to journalists across the spectrum.
I unfollowed
@lachlan
for his disgusting attack on a child, creating sexualized content to disparage the parent.
Not. Acceptable. Ever.
Will you join me?
Cc:
@EdKrassen
@krassenstein
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Good morning
#Resistance
,
It's 27 degrees here in Reno Nevada, 5am.
Are you feeling winter yet where you are?
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@Tochinoshin33
Thank you for recognizing the needs of others as your own.
Community to me is "common unity" and you exemplify that.
Thank you for sharing with us because i know you didnt do it for ego.
Thank you for living simply so that others can simply live.
Also, I love you.
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@TheCalebBond
@kathygriffin
@Knightcartoons
Good job on winning this week's Klansplaining championship 🏆🏆🏆
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
@trumpwinery
Not a single person I associate with would ever spend a dollar on any TRUMP branded products under any circumstances.
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"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."
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Guys, help me out here...
I'm at someone's house and they just put fox *news on for the SOTU address...
Do i:
A: go on the front porch and smoke pot
B: go on the back porch and smoke pot
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@laurenboebert
@AOC
Imagine spending $2,000 per child on weapons of mass death a week after criticizing VP for buying a $350 cooking vessel.
Please check yourself.
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@HoltonSharp
A woman sent me a friend request on FB in August of 2020 and I accepted.
She was a sweet soul, had beaten cancer a decade ago and earlier today she passed away.
Some of our social media friendships are fken real as real gets, even if we never met or heard one anothers voice.🤗
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Did y'all know Chris, our friend
@SoulStealer25
has been suspended?
We know he will be back, blazing a bowl of herb, raising hell with his crazy sense of humor soon.
Honk if you miss
🎆 Ordinance Junky 🎆
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I'mma go stand in front of the Quickie Mart and recite some of Trump's statements from this mornings meeting and see how long it takes to get free drug testing & a 72 hour mental health evaluation.
#TrumpResign
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Fourteen years ago today, I made a decision and took action.
On 10/28/04 I decided to experience life in the absence of alcohol for one day, and committed to repeating that process.
If you struggle, know that it is an inside job, but you never have to do it alone.
#soberlife
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Anybody heard of Trump Industries giving out bonuses? Anybody?
We all know how hard people work for low wages in the hospitality industry, so surely he is doing what a responsible and caring businessman with a huge tax cut would do, pay it forward.
#FollowMeForSnarkyShenanigans
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We might be terrified of mushroom clouds and nuclear winter today, but, it was nice making it to the SECOND FUCKING DAY OF THE NEW YEAR before esteemed leader threatened nuclear war.
#ImpeachTrump
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@realDonaldTrump
Her name was Heather.
Her name was Heather Heyer.
#HerNameWasHeatherHeyer
Say. Her. Name.
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@CollinRugg
Healthy grieving involves laughing, smiling, celebrating & communing, along with all the sadness, the tears, quietude & solemnity of mourning.
These kids have to show up for life every day.
How would you have them be?
#KidsNotGuns
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Today I saw an advertisement for a cruise ship.
A week in the Bahamas for $549.
It's now cheaper to LIVE on a cruise ship than a studio apartment in San Francisco.
Wow.
#HousingCrisis
#WealthDisparity
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Lets treat the
#2022Election
as if its next week. The time is now to:
Put pressure on the corporate donors to GOP candidates.
Register voters, especially the youth coming eligible.
Elevate blue candidates.
We must keep this momentum while the winds of change are strong.
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Having just been unfollowed & sent an explanation via DM that I should "respect the First Lady", let me say this:
She is not my First Lady.
She should not have citizenship.
She is more a possession/employee than wife.
She willingly joined his racist WITCH HUNT against Obama
End
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My ten dollars says Kavanaughs wife files for divorce before New Years.
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@SpiroAgnewGhost
@MuellerSheWrote
Right, we have documents so highly classified that their mere existence cannot be shared.
These docs cannot be listed on an inventory or manifest.
So to think Trump may have absconded with materials of this nature is startling at best.
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I'm old enough to remember having a president that would fly in the dead of night, into a war zone, unanounced, to visit our
#Troops
and boost their moral, staying until every single person who wanted a picture with
@BarackObama
got one.
#WeMissYouObama
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
@realDonaldTrump
By, "ended it all", you mean, democracy, world standing and honor in leadership, right, Traitor Tot?
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Loucie passed in our arms this morning with grace and elegant dignity. ♥️
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@steph93065
@tedlieu
@FLOTUS
We set examples for children, not do hypocritical action and demand they do different.
#TheMoreYouKnow
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I mailed a money order for 50¢ to the
#NRA
today, with request for a receipt, because it will cost them much more than that to open, process & respond.
#bankruptcy
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All of us not watching him on television is powerful.
Getting others to
#ChangeTheChannel
will tank the rating......
We have 30 hours to raise awareness.
#NoWall
#NoWallEver
#ChangeTheChannel
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@MichaelAvenatti
The buses equipped with special seats for babies and toddlers are expensive.
Taking the kids great distances increases profits for this massive human trafficking operation.
#Basta
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@AllensOpEd
@Took1ForTheTeam
Most of us have shared a bathroom with folks and never known, because people go about their business.
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If your dad named you after his first name, but spelled backwards, would you have a cool name?
The translations will be fun 😂
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Is it me, or did Susan Collins give the strangest retirement speech ever today?
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For the love of Christ on a (sprouted, multigrain, organic, gluten free, small farm, local, sustainably grown, water-wise, fair-trade, socially conscious, environmentally responsibly packaged, non gmo, permacultured) cracker, can we get this guy impeached already?
#WTAF
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Some families have a "swear jar" to save money for special purchases.
We should get a "Lie Jar" for the White House so we can balance the budget, eliminate the national debt, provide healthcare & education and follow through with,
#InfrastructureWeek
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Fair thee well, sweet Boozie 💜
Today your next adventure begins.
Thank you for your endless love.
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@DanPriceSeattle
I feel that is where we have to admit we do not have a "healthcare system" so much as a "sickness industry".
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Why is the presidents adult son on fox, blasted on cocaine?
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Hypocrisy much?
US Gov: Spends 80 million dollars per year subsidizing Viagra & other, "male enhancement" drugs under the guise of "healthcare".
Also US Gov: Women should learn to keep their legs closed & birth control is "abortion inducing".
What planet are we on right now?
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Donald Trump lifted the Jones Act for ten days, not even enough time to load international cargo ships & get to
#PuertoRico
.
He said Puerto Rico would be punished for their economics, which we have decimated through policy.
Congrats, Donny, you are now a mass murderer.
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@MichaelAvenatti
@senatemajldr
@realDonaldTrump
This is exactly why the response of Kavanaugh in the hearings infuriates me so much.
To see him adopt the playbook of Trump by just lying & bullying his way through is alarming.
That standard cannot become standard.
None of this is normal.
#Basta
#AvenYATZEE
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You know how Trump has absolutely no filter, right?
He is the boss, calls the shots, doesn't mince words?
Well, just imagine the tapes Mueller has from the campaign, the transition, Cohen, etc.....
#Muellerlujah
#TrumpResign
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@MichaelAvenatti
Many of us are worn thin with the chatter and abuse.
Muting and blocking are great tools to clear the feed and stay FOCUSED.
We. Have. Three. Weeks.
Keeping things relevant to Nov 6th is paramount to success.
#CountdownFocus
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@dan_smolnik
@mockumatrix
@ACLU
@ICEgov
Right on.
In the early eighties, I was in fourth or fifth grade, & held my own English classes during recess for all our new peers from Laos & Cambodia. Good times.
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@tedlieu
@realDonaldTrump
And today Hope Hicks testifies under oath.
This is surely what got the dumpster fire
#Meltdown
raging so brightly.
#Muellerlujah
#PutinsAssHamster
#FollowMeForSnarkyShenanigans
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@screwed_up_chic
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@trumpwinery
The owners of, "Trump Vancouver" just signed a deal to buy out the franchise contract so they can take his awful name off their property.
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That warm feeling you get when a QUARTER MILLION people on another continent drop what they are doing to protest the Presidont. 😋
#ThankYouLondon
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My last Tweet of 2018.
Something honest & heartfelt.
Ok, got it.
Fuck you, Donald Trump.
Fuck you and your entire family of scumbag fucks.
Fuck everyone who supports you and fuck all your complicit crony motherfuckers.
Fuck. You. Donald. Trump.
#FUCKTRUMP
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@laurenboebert
Nah, if it isnt the phone call itself or verified by her, we do not trust anything you say about the content or context of any call.
You are not trustworthy.
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There WILL be multiple issues breaking in the next three weeks.
Some will be orchestrated intentionally as distractions.
Let's all commit to recognizing them & refraining from elevating them with our limited time before
#Midterms2018
Are you with me?
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
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Join us today for a
#FollowBackResistance
🌠BIRTHDAY PARTY !🎇
Can we have this Tweet circling the 🌍 when Amy wakes up today?🎂
For over 25yrs
@Icanblush
has graced me with great ✌ friendship & love 💖
This Resister Sister is the best!
(💕🐑🐦)<= luv u chick
#FBRParty
#FBR
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