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1) Wake up
2) Spam timeline with wolves
3) Profit
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At least 70% of today's youth's issues are a result of this scenario
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“How dare you not want to live in a small cubicle”
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TIL that one of most famous bugs in the history of gaming never existed and it was in fact made up by a salty TVTropes editor
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@ReviewsPossum
>the work that became the foundation of modern fantasy storytelling, which one of its themes is about how the smallest of us can make a big difference in the world, was published because of a child
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Unironically real, especially here on the internet
Always remember to avoid blackpills and have a source of cute animals on your tl
'It doesn't add up' — American Catholic cartoon (April 1953) showing a boy named Johnny keeping his body healthy but neglecting his soul by reading books about crime, sex, filth, garbage and immorality.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@KonoFaelDa
@RictheCusco
Povo reclama que a sociedade desperdiça comida demais, e logo em seguida diz que comer um pedaço de pão que ficou segundos no chão pode te m_tar
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@Wadeh0l
@SuperWiiBros08
Ironically, I only managed to see it's Donkey Kong after looking at it again on your comment
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@mythanthrope
@gutteridge_alec
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat seeing his final verdict being challenged
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@FreneticWolf
Also european folklore: curses your entire family with all firstborns dying horribly at a young age if you use the wrong honorific
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@MatthewTheStoat
It's legit silly how muslims can't tell the difference between honoring God and His chosen with icons and worshiping a golden calf
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So, remember my tweet about how cars should be less accessible to the general public?
Yeah, drivers like this woman are a huge reason why I believe that
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Worst part is that avoiding this is nigh impossible unless you were born rich
The only other option for everyone else is putting off having children until finances are stable enough, which generally means they are past their 30's and will have much more difficulty conceiving one
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@UpdatingOnRome
Eastern Europe = Former Warsaw Pact countries + ex-Yugoslavia countries and Greece
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*speaker enters the stage and takes the mic*
"Phones are bad"
*audience applauds, hundreds of thousands of likes on social media, multiple articles praising his ingenuity*
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>567 followers
>decides to purge bots from them
>503 followers
*inhales deeply* SIGH
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The thing about acts like these is that people under 18 these days have no clue of what life is outside their school routine. No experience with a job's routine, no training for useful trades, likely not even know how to get around the city on their own. What is he supposed to do
Mom gives her son eviction papers for his 18th birthday present 🏡📑🥳🎁
Is she right or wrong here?🤔
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Big mistake people make when trying to improve themselves is leaning onto milestone dates to get it started
Bro, God didn't impose January 1st as the universal day to start exercising, just go to the gym today
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I reached a point in my conspiracy theory musings that I essentially looped around and realized that 9/11 was not staged in any meaningful form and all the measures taken afterwards were actually a hastily put together plan to contain the fallout of that event
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>name ends with -berg
>has big nose
>implied to be rich
>hated by his white neighbor for no apparent reason
What did Butch Hartman meant by this?
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@MiddleearthMixr
These are the people who thought “amen” means “a man” and came up with “awoman” in response
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@DucDeVinny
Uderzo actually hated anime so much he made an Asterix comic where the japanese are yellow colored insects at war with Disney, who has an army of Superman clones (yes, really)
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My main frustration with "social media is ruining society" discourse is that it frames the issue on the typical framework of that classic cautionary tale about drugs: he was a perfect young man until he did drugs and now he ruined his life to sate his addiction
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@NRanak65543
@HRustyBuck
Is it just me or Superman looks a bit like Nietzche with that bat-‘stache?
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Do people actually believe politicians will risk a large scale economic collapse?
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Winter fans be like: "At least there are no mosquitoes"
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@TheTopDingus
@RictheCusco
So, basically Factorio but without modern tech (firearms, automated industry…)?
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@Amanseeks
@RictheCusco
They could always, y'know, properly plan the development cycle and deliver the game on time, with no rush or delays
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Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat seeing his final verdict being challenged
BREAKING: The UK judiciary orders the death of the little patient
#IndiGregory
tomorrow at 2 pm 🇬🇧, despite the fact that the roman Bambino Gesù Hospital has offered to treat her in Italy and the Italian Government has granted Italian citizenship to the little girl to allow the
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You ever catch yourself acting like one of your parents? Like, you’re doing something odd and realize “oh shit, I’m doing the same thing mom/dad does”?
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@MAWKVLT
Does the fact that HL2 and Source are still relevant 20 years later qualifies as stuck culture?
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Welcome back Yakub, creator of the white race
'No one has yet been able to explain to me why being older makes you better at the job'
22-year-old Sam Carling has been elected as a Labour MP for North West Cambridgeshire and spoke to
#BBCBreakfast
about being the youngest politician in the House of Commons
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As usual, keep in mind that there are a fair amount of people out there that think that any pastime that doesn't involve talking about life is equivalent to using drugs
Someone asked my husband what his “favorite video game is”
We both laughed, my husband isn’t a 12 year old. He has 7 children and a wife. He’s never played them and neither will our sons. They will be too busy acquiring real life skills and trades.
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I demand attention
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Skull and Bones is barely a month old and it’s already having free weekends and 50% sales. Fuckin’ lmao, what a train wreck
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You ever had one of those moments where you've been struggling with a big problem for a while, and then it turns out the solution is ridiculously simple and you overlooked it?
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Me :3
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Another day, another milifur being called out for being a gay homosexual f_g by the same guy who did it the previous times
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You guys ever been on a state of boredom that you feel the impulse to yell whatever random shit that comes to your mind?
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@MAWKVLT
Even after recent events, I don't think the right regards the left as a similar level of existential threat the left does to the right to fuel the necessary paranoia to actually do this "job" on a regular basis
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Is it just me or this site feels more toxic than usual lately?
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Yet more proof that the banking sector is de facto part of the government
Argentina News: Bankers protest in front of the banco Nación rejecting Javier Milei's deregulatory reforms.
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That hits too close, man 😭
Neurodivergent but the type that waits till people are finished talking cuz you’re taught it’s impolite to interrupt others and rules are important to you so you end up getting talked over and not given the chance to speak and the thing you wanted to say and they’ve gone to a -
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If iCarly was a real internet show, everyone would be saying it's a CIA psyop
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@philosopherleo
@Tek_Roo
I mean…
Would you trust e621 with your real name and social security number?
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So, how gay does unironically liking Lady Gaga's music makes me?
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@lordvictor
Nah, it's pretty basic for them
If one side is full of healthy white people, then the other must be an allegory for non-whites
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Prediction: the movie is actually a long "le war is bad" sermon, and puts emphasis on the "brutality" of Napoleon's campaigns.
It'll frame each battle shown as a pointless tragedy and the emperor's character arc is about him realizing he's a monster and despairing at it
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Deadly freezing temperatures
Com 15°C, cidade de Parambu, no sertão cearense registra hoje menor temperatura do Estado
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On a lighter note, here's a curiosity about this comic: it's actually a translation of a brazilian comic strip
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And here is my official position on the ongoing conflict:
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Honestly, cars should be less accessible and public transportation should be better
Let cars be a status symbol again
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Since PETA is being ratioed (again), I want to say that their continued existence is legitimately amazing.
Everyone dislikes them aside from a very small segment of vegans who overlook their (mis)deeds handling animals at their shelters. Are their supporters really rich or…?
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Shouldn't have picked that topic to speak in a public platform like this one. Too risky
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>Summer Game Fest has passed
>only AAA presentations were Microsoft and Ubisoft
>everything else shown was just indies
I dunno guys, it feels like the second video game crash is well underway
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I'm talking to americans so much, it's warping how I read dates
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>account has a random number handle
>less than a year old
>follow only 20 other accounts
>no activity on its timeline
>asks inflammatory question and official account gives the most inflammatory response possible
I dunno guys, this looks staged
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