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@C_lassy23

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@C_lassy23
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4 years
@ScottAdamLipsky @hunterreis You think a shit hole house is worth a million because it’s 20 minutes from a baseball stadium? Lol
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1 year
@barstoolsports Ja next game
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1 year
@AJL20 @KnicksMemes @joshhart You after walking from the terminal to your car at Orlando airport in the middle of the day
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3 years
@VizionzInc @GAFollowers I found the drivers burner account
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1 year
@AJL20 @KnicksMemes @joshhart Say you’re traveling from Tucson to Orlando. Do you change at the airport before the flight, then again after landing? This is why we need to bring back bullying
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6 months
Does anybody remember downtown before pnl, the sprint center, etc…? It was basically a glorified Wichita.
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6 months
just one more mega project will fix her just one more mega project will fix her just one more mega project will fix her just one more mega project will fix her just one more mega project will fix her just one more mega project will fix her just one more mega project will fix her
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4 years
@cbenjaminrucker @jessefalconer23 This might be my favorite 😭😭
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2 years
@brentrn @EustaciaLondon @ShimminyKricket Banks will not lend out more than the property appraises for
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5 years
@_joyhopkins1995 The dog as soon as he saw both girls in the room
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4 years
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9 years
Student: "am I being detained?" Officer "No" "ok then" *jumps in flood and floats away on inflatable whale*
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6 years
@proche619 @jmcappiello Thank you for telling us what you would do if you were a walrus
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7 months
What a dumbass
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7 years
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2 years
@AmiableBurner @MattWalshBlog Trump couldn’t pull Oz against a guy who can’t string a sentence together
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5 years
Imagine being Tom Brady, going through twitter tonight to find out that the guy on your couch downstairs watching cartoons is an accused rapist
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2 years
@OldRowKansasSt Losing to #17 when ranked #11 is different than losing to #2 when ranked #14 . Stop whining.
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2 years
@pellingtonMAX @Breaking911 Wow, that will really swing everything!
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4 years
@barstoolsports I will not ever miss anything that has to do with her ever. Most annoying person on the internet
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4 years
@Erin_Goss1 @jenortiznyc I believe in 2020 we have the technology to mute more than one mic at a time
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9 months
@SMB_Attorney @caveman984 Show me a job posting thats hiring a plumber at $200/hour. Plumbers make like $50/hour. Your are telling lies.
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2 years
@TalkinHawks Ku fans when it’s time to talk about history and not what’s happening right now
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4 years
@yerkie3 @CrypticNoOne STATS: GPA -2 SPEED +3 BULLYING +6
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6 years
Rudy the bulldog is my Monday motivation
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4 years
With the extra $600 per week, a lot of people are making more off unemployment than they would be by working. In no way is this a good thing. Andrew Yangs UBI plan would have been a way better way to jump start the economy right now while encouraging people to look for work
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4 years
@APimpNamedDrip_ Haven’t done it yet. But I’ve been wanting new plants for my house and this median by my house just got a makeover. Gonna go cut the top off all the plants and plant them around my house 😂
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6 months
@hartzell965 Let’s make history by attempting to push the royals and chiefs out of kcmo!! Get a life
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5 years
@SethOrtizz @Gianni2225 Lmao thought it was a dude
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5 years
@barstoolsports Paid actors
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5 years
@DrTroopLover But Barry, Mugsy Bogues was playing against a bunch of retired middle school teachers
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1 year
@kellyinvegas @Shakez_SC @DarrenSproles Went to the same school as Sproles. One of my friends broke a lot of his records, was the most dominant high school athlete I ever watched. Google James Franklin Olathe north highlights. Sadly he took his own life. RIP
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5 years
@stoolpresidente Very brave of the Patriots to be openly anti-murder
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Chris L
6 years
Is anybody surprised that Missouri voted to legalize weed? Missouri would legalize meth if it was on the ballot
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4 years
@RealToughScene You going to delete this one in 2 minutes also?
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4 years
@tigersjaw Hey guys, I work in self storage and deal with a lot of cases like this where many times facility owners, and tenants are not aware that they are covered for some type of payout if a break in occurs. If you DM me know what facility this happened at, I can do some digging on
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3 years
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6 years
Here is an amazing clip from college of me coming home drunk at 3am and karate chopping someone in the face
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6 years
Did Kyle from McFaddens get fired?!?!
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4 years
@GelekB @chamath @BarstoolFund I’m from Kansas City. Weird that an anti-black group just saved our negro leagues baseball museum when nobody else would.
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2 years
@SeanConnly @BabzOnTheMic If only they could figure out how to hit someone before the whistle, during the football game
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7 months
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8 years
As I sip my vanilla latte, settling into my calm and quiet office, I check my snapchat to see what my friends are up to....
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4 years
who remembers when the first part of becoming a student at K State was "setting up your ISIS account"
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2 years
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3 years
We live in a South Park episode
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5 years
@ItsTheClinic @barstoolbets What in the degen is this
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8 years
Some girl at PNL: - I met you at KSU - Oh really where? - I found you passed out in a bath tub and almost called 911! So nice to meet u!
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5 years
Just the happiest good boy ever
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5 years
Something is off when the shooter at First Fridays wasn’t old enough to buy a beer at the event, but was old enough to buy the gun that he used to kill an innocent girl
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10 years
Somebody I don't know tried using an ID of a 16 year old me to get into the bar I work at last night... http://t.co/zlmfz6M8Nf
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5 years
I walked out of school nearly every day my senior year. No praise for me, just a truancy charge
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5 months
@Mutiny32 @1_ChiefsKingdom Clearly you have never been east of Troost.
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5 years
Who remembers the video rental place inside Dillons in Olathe? 🔥🔥🔥
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Chris L
9 months
@joemathieu There is no reason why linton should not have to explain why Tomlin lacked eligibility with us but not Memphis. By ignoring this he’s collecting his pay but refusing to do his job and should be fired.
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Chris L
4 years
Where are all of the "eat the rich" people who are always counting Bezos and Bill Gates money? I never see Hollywood get shamed. Only business people. Why?
@WYExpect
What You Expect?
4 years
Views from Drakes pool. Are you going to be mad when your girlfriend is here this summer or let it slide?
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6 months
@KCTenants You guys saying that it’s completely out of the realm of possibilities that they could leave is not a fact, and is as misleading as most of your campaign
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1 year
@SmokeyMcSmoke29 @ADeeHD @nypost I love how out of both items in his hand, the coronita is the one in question
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Chris L
3 years
I know it’s insanely douchey to post your gains on twitter but I don’t even care I’m drinking champagne on the beach tonight and calling into work tomorrow this has been fucking amazing
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6 months
@hartzell965 You guys are crying because they listened to people and compromised?
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@C_lassy23
Chris L
5 years
Adam Sandler dresses like he's from Olathe
@senseisigh
5 years
Adam Sandler threw me a dime today
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Chris L
4 years
@CosmicCollider @NatureB01739259 @barstoolsports Lmfao everyone in the league has had surgeries
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Chris L
6 months
Thank god this guy who graduated from lees summit north and lives in upscale renovated downtown apartments that he pays for by emceeing in downtown stadiums saved the uhaul building!
@hartzell965
Hartzell
6 months
Power to THE PEOPLE ✊🏾 #KC We smokin on that John Sherman pack
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4 years
If you told me Joe Exotic graduated from Olathe North I would not be shocked
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6 months
Starting a petition to deport hartzell out of KC
@hartzell965
Hartzell
6 months
Starting a petition to change The Chop to The Alchemy. #TSTTPD #KC
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5 years
Kobe’s last seconds on the court. You can’t make this up man
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2 years
Kj staying out of foul trouble is going to be such a factor come tournament time. We can’t keep having this
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4 years
Old people tell you that your tattoos will keep you from getting a job but then go quote hitler on Facebook
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4 years
The house I’m securing for a long term lease has a huge mural of a clown fish ripping a bowl on the back of it
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4 years
@barstoolsports One thing Lebron is unarguably better than Jordan at is asking for fouls
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4 years
@means_over @ScottAdamLipsky @hunterreis He said it’s 10 minutes from a beach. Being 10 minutes from the beach is not beachfront property at all
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Chris L
4 years
This has been a tough week. Just left the funeral of yet another friend who didn’t make it to 30 due to mental illness and depression. This is such a problem, and we all need to be more willing to talk and more willing to listen. I love you all and am always here to listen
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2 years
Back yard is coming along. Screened in hot tub surrounded by nature ☮️ still have a lot of work to do
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5 years
@Bambino_Bets My record with George POD 0-1: -$10,000
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4 years
@Chopped_Cheese_ @yerkie3 @CrypticNoOne Nah bro, when you wear this you are going full Westbrook. 3/13 from 3 point (all contested) and getting in 2 fights.
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7 months
@_SpecialTeamsU Emaw Caleb would fire him, no questions asked
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3 years
@Molly_RoseCLE @cristiane_hicks @___KiaJ She tweeted this from an iPhone while some people still have no wifi of 5g. Tragic.
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4 years
If you’re over 25 and go to westport every weekend I will judge you
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1 year
@BryBryStrick This is definitely a guy who doesn’t pay any attention to ksu
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5 years
My 45 year old boss is texting me asking if I can get on COD later. The coronavirus has made us all high schoolers again
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1 year
@bturner23 All of the 400 attendees are going to love it!
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7 months
@joshd52 I wish we could trade him to another school. We don't claim him
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1 year
For $500,000 I will let you go explore the wreck site of the titan
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5 years
You have to drive like you’re in grand theft auto to get pulled over in kcmo
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6 years
It’s 9am and I’m at a bowling alley in Iowa drinking a screw driver wtf did I do to end up here
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5 months
@hartzell965 I love how you put the Palestine grift on hold for 2 months so that you could make the stadium situation all about you
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Chris L
6 months
The textbook definition of main character syndrome.
@hartzell965
Hartzell
6 months
I imagine an inclusive #KC where our people are safe & housed, our schools funded —where transportation isn’t a barrier but a vehicle to opportunity. For ALL of our people. We create our own inevitabilities. Not billionaires, US I Believe That WE Will Win Join us @KCTenants
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6 years
This is the most discouraging shit ever. Not all 8 to 5s make your life hell. Not everybody wants to be a professional YouTuber or try to flex their fake happiness on Instagram for a few bucks My 8 to 5 has allowed me to travel at will, buy a house, meet best friends, much more
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9 years
The lady at the BK drive thru just told me they are hiring managers and "I look like burger king material"
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5 years
Part of getting old is refusing to go to any bar that requires waiting in a line to get in
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4 years
Seeing how happy my dog is at the beach makes me feel like such a proud and happy father. I mean look how goofy this fucker looks. Just so happy he doesn’t know what to do.
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4 years
In college my roommates and I wanted to save $5 a month per person so we cancelled our trash and just filled our entire 2 car garage with trash all semester and called it trash mountain
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2 years
Just had my offer accepted on a property that includes a bed and breakfast in the small town of Steinhatchee, FL. Looks like im moving out to the country to get this business up and runnin! If you plan on passing through the nature coast, stop on by! We also have RV Hookups!
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1 year
@Okami13_ It says "first open world Star Wars Game". Is Jedi Survivor not open world with different planets just like this?
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2 years
@bturner23 I actually just saw snoop dogg at Austin’s bar and grill in Olathe
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8 years
4 years ago today I was working hard in school getting my education!!
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4 years
@KatMo_92 @Corey_0709 @dbergkvist @cp_studio @Heminator @bethanyshondark So nobody ever freaked out about lake or beach gatherings? Coulda swore that was a regular occurrence
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