#StarTrek meets The Big Bang Theory in this hilarious scifi mashup that follows Captain Kirk Rogers on his quest to save the universe. #ebook #scifi #comedy #action Kindle Books: Audible:

@JoanneVerbeek lol

@lippyent I still have them. Did everyone just have them removed? lol. I've never had any cavities either.

Well... my catkid is curled up in my lap and I want my drink. So... yes, I did try. I'da lost my shit if it just fell off the counter.

If she did that now, she'd end up dead. Or... what is she gonna do when she finds him? ***Patsy Cline - Walkin' After Midnight (1957) via @YouTube

I think I just found out that the old saying... an apple a day will keep the doctor away... wasn't really a joke. LOL. Seriously, you should eat an apple a day.

@klhicks912 If there wasn't some humor in my writing... odds are... I didn't write it.

Its not like I zoomed to the head of the line and THEN decided to cut. No... you're just a fuckhead. I hope you're still trying to get home.

@mlduncan7 That (almost useless), literally (I literally use it too much), & any word used in the same sentence twice (or even the same group of sentence). Also… He walked over to the window and then closed it. - should be - He closed the window. Unless he limped or something special

in the cellar, on the swing my dad hung from the rafters, calling my mom to come push me over and over. She finally came downstairs with a pair of scissors, and without a word, cut down the swing. (sigh) At least I didn't cut down my cats swing.

Steven was living in the wilds of the inner Moon and didn't talk bc "Monsters hear good"... until Laura found him. #TheKirkRogersSeries #StarTrek Kindle Books:

@jessica_barberi eh, she's got a "baby face" she could be anywhere between 16 and 22.

I don't drink beer but its Monday everyday. Coors Light - Slow Monday :60 - Big Game Commercial 2025 via @YouTube

@tothemax2050 Yes. fat lot it did me. When's the last time you heard that? lol.

@MacDoug1 😆

Why does it seem like the actors on tv comedies can't really act? The are all filmed like skits and most of them are just reciting their lines.

WTF? -- 'Let's get carving!': Congresswoman introduces bill to add Trump to Mount Rushmore via @Yahoo