BILL CIPHER
@CUNTYTRIANGLE
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NAME’S BILL CIPHER. I CONTROL YOUR GOVERNMENT AND I’LL SOON RULE OVER YOUR DIMENSION! EVER DREAMED THIS TRIANGLE? NOW YOU HAVE! (SHE/HIM BY THE WAY.)
NIGHTMARE REALM
Joined October 2023
(ooc: getting a lot of new followers so this is a small thread clearing up a couple things for new people).
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NO NO NO NO NO!!!! WHAT IS HE DOING?! THOSE ARE MY PYRAMIDS!!!.
MrBeast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids for 100 hours for an upcoming video
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SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING EYELASHES. WOKE UP AND IM BALD U CAN’T HAVE SHIT IN THE THERAPRISM
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EVERY BEVERAGE TASTES INFINITELY BETTER WHEN SIPPED FROM A SILLY STRAW! AND EVERY SANDWICH TASTES INFINITELY WORSE WITH BREAD CRUSTS (GROSS)
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FOR THE RECORD, I WAS NOWHERE 23 YEARS AGO. I DID NOTHING. I DIDN’T EXIST. I WAS BUSY. I HAD JURY DUTY. I WAS WALKING MY FISH (THAT’S A THING IN THE NIGHTMARE REALM.) I WAS DONATING BLOOD (NOT MY BLOOD). I WAS ON VACATION. DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!!!.
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WHAT THE FUCK. IT WON’T GROW BACK
HELP. HELP. AN EYELASH JUST FELL OUT OF MY FACE.
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GEN Z IS TRYING TO CANCEL EATING FINGERNAILS.
@CUNTYTRIANGLE EATING FINGERNAILS IS WRONG IT STABS YOUR THROAT.
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DO I LOOK ISOSCELES. CAN EVERYONE ACTUALLY TELL. OH MY GOD
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LET’S HOPE THIS DOESN’T END AS TERRIBLY AS ALL MY OTHER ATTEMPTS TO CROSS DIMENSIONS.
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OKAYC, THAYS IT, LOGGING OFF IF TWITTSR, FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NONE OF YOU ARE WORTHY IF MY GREAT KNOWLEDGE AND AMAZING ONLINE PRESebce. YOURE ALL BLOCKED. IM SMASHING THIS COMPUTER INTO BITS AS SOON AS I FINISH TYPING THIS TWEET.
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FOLLOWERS, LAUGH AT THIS GUY FOR ME. I’LL GET YOU STARTED. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Accidentally cracked my hip. I can't move it. Help.
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THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN.
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ALRIGHT THAT’S ENOUGH STRAWS PSGE FOR TODAY. QUIT MAKING MY HANDS SHAKE I HAVE YHINGS TO DO TONIGJT
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MY FAVORITE REALITY TV SHOW THAT ONLY AIRS ONE EPISODE EVERY 4 YEARS: ELECTION DAY! I HOPE THERE ARE HEADS ON STICKS THIS TIME! JOIN THE CHAOS AND GO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE PROPAGANDA PUPPET! (MY MONEY’S ON THE LADY IN BLUE! GOTTA LOVE THAT EVIL LAUGH!).
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HAWK. WHEN SHE- NO. BUILDING MY PORTAL???? HAWK MAKEADEALWITHBILLCIPHER TUAH. WHEN SHE GIVES YOU THST HAWK TUAH SO YOU BUILD AN INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL. TUAH. THIS IS STUPID.
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@meoww665318 THE ONLY THING YOU’LL BE BREEDING BY HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH ME IS DEADLY DISEASE! YOU WANNA KISS A MOUTH THAT EATS PETRI DISHES AS A LOW-CALORIE SNACK?! CAREFUL WHERE YOU PUT YOUR HANDS, JACK!.
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☆ Copy paste this on your profile. for oomfs to comment what. they think of you ☆.
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@FixinltWithSoos THIS IS SO PUTRID AND DISGUSTING THAT EVEN *I* WOULDN’T PUT THIS IN MY EYEMOUTH. I’VE BEEN IN A LOTTA PRISONS, AND NO VOMIT-INDUCING PRISON FOOD HAS COME ANYWHERE *CLOSE* TO HOW HORRIBLE AND INEDIBLE THIS GELATINOUS INGREDIENT SLOP IS. PLEASE, NEVER COOK AGAIN.
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BOY, AM I HUNGOVER. I’M LITERALLY A FLAT TRIANGLE, WHY CAN’T MY MAGICAL INNER FILTRATION SYSTEM INSTANTLY PROCESS ALCOHOL WITHOUT GIVING ME A SPLITTING HEADACHE?! THIS IS A LOAD OF &!@#?&%!!!.
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PLEASE DO NOT.
Please, somebody fatshame Bill again.
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@_L1l1th_1 THIS IS WHAT HUMAN CREATION WAS MEANT FOR! I’D LIKE TO COMMISSION A TAPESTRY FROM THE ARTIST! SUCH BEAUTIFUL SHADING. AND THAT EXPRESSION. .
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@Nomicha14596612 TECHNICALLY THEY DIDN’T CALL ME THAT. BUT THEY CALLED ME VERY SIMILAR THINGS IN MY NATIVE LANGUAGE! KIDS HATE TO SEE A FLAMBOYANT GIRLBOSS WITH LASHES FOR DAYS! JEALOUS MUCH?!.
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HAPPY FLESH PRISON ANNIVERSARY @mabelpines1999 @dippyfreshhater ! OUT OF THE SAINTLY GOODNESS OF MY HEART I’VE DECIDED TO PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE AND GET YOU BOTH A PRESENT FOR YOUR MEANINGLESS ARBITRARY CELEBRATION. OPEN IT.
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THIS APP IS PERVERTED. .
smacks your ass and watches it recoil as you scroll past goddamn baby….
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THIS GUY’S FAVORITE PART OF PIZZA IS THE PINEAPPLE AND THE BREAD. POINT AND LAUGH!.
@CUNTYTRIANGLE @fredrickdotkom you could give them to ME.
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(ooc Privating this account for a few days and will probably be inactive because i did NOT expect for bill to get more than like maybe 300 followers?!? This is just a dumb account i made for fun i have so many notifications here and i’m a little overwhelmed 😅😅).
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ALRIGHT WHO’S THE WISE GUY TRYING TO GIVE ME INVOLUNTARY TREMORS?! IT’S NOT GONNA WORK!
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hi everyone! bill’s wife here! Unfortunately my partner is having a bit of a temper tantrum and will be back shortly ^___^ I need to go cover my creature in her weighted blanket and convince her not to destroy the universe -🍋.
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WOAH, THAT WAS WEIRD! MUST’VE BLACKED OUT AGAIN! ZONED OUT FOR 30 SECONDS AND HALF AN HOUR PASSED. WHERE AM I.
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I THINK I GOT MY HUSBAND-THING A PRETTY GOOD PRESENT THIS YEAR.
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@dippyfreshhater FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS ACCOUNT IS NOT A DIPPER SAFE SPACE. #PARANOID DORK HATE CLUB.
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// ooc Guys i stole this word for word from @v4llisc1n3ris stop liking this. Go like this one
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HUMAN SKIN WRAPPED POTATOES, MAKE THEM FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR.
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@mabelpines_XD ALWAYS REMEMBER! #BETRAYAL FIRST DON’T BE #POSITIVE . BE #NICE UNTIL IT DOESN’T BENEFIT YOU ANYMORE. BE #MEAN IF YOU AREN’T GETTING WHAT YOU WANT. DON’T BE A SUCKER LIKE THIS KID! YOU HAVE LIE AND CHEAT AND MANIPULATE YOUR WAY THROUGH LIFE IF YOU WANT ANY POWER.
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ONCE THERE WAS A VERY JAZZY TRIANGLE. .
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THE KEY TO NOT BEING BOTHERED BY THINGS IS TO JUST TURN OFF YOUR ABILITY TO THINK! CONSEQUENCES YOU WANT TO AVOID? SCOLDING PARENTS YOU DON’T WANNA LISTEN TO? THE UNENDING SCREAMS OF EVERYONE YOUVE HURT?!?!? JUST SHUT DOWN YOUR BRAIN! NOTHING CAN HURT YOU IF YOU AREN’T THERE!!.
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(if bill “blocks you” mid conversation it is a joke for comedic effect and i’ll unblock after a few minutes lol).
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@NostalgInk I HOPE ALL YOUR BLANKETS ARE FREEZING COLD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (APPROXIMATELY 17 YEARS) SO YOU CAN REALIZE HOW STUPID A QUESTION THAT IS!.
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@StanfordFPines THESE ARE MORE RELATABLE “MEMES” THAN WHATEVER NERD CAT IS. THIS IS WHAT THE KIDS WANT
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@StanfordFPines GOD I HATE STANFORD FILBRICK “SIX-FINGERED-FREAK” PINES. THAT’S HIS NAME YOU KNOW,.
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(this is less of a parody account and more of a “what if bill had twitter” thing, i am MUCH MUCH better at writing him in replies/interactions rather than standalone tweets so if my page looks stupid i’m sorry).
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(ALSO SOME TWEETS MIGHT BE TOTALLY OUT OF CHARACTER IT MAKES ME LAUGH TO MAKE BILL SAY RIDICULOUS THINGS).
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HEH, NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT! MUST’VE OVERDONE IT ON COSMIC SAND OR SOMETHING. I DON’T REMEMBER. DISREGARD ANY TWEETS I MIGHT HAVE MADE WHILE I WAS OUT OF IT YESTERDAY! I’M BACK AND MORE ANNOYING THAN EVER NOW! AND REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A.
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(oh my god i forgot ford wasn’t following me o THAYS LIKE HALF THE REASON I EVEN USE THIS ACCOUNT IM SO??? ok unprivating!).
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@StanfordFPines ??? JUST @ ME LMFAAOOOO UR WEIRD AS HELL CRYING EMOJI THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU AT ALL GIRL. LIKE SERIOUSLY MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS SIS THIS IS MY LIFE AND I CHOOSE TO DO WHATEVEE THE FUCK I WANNA DOO LMFAAOOOOOOOOCRYING EMOJI WEIRD AS HELL FOR REAL. .
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//OOC I JUST REALIZED IVE HAD MY WEBSITE AS THE FUCKING VALLIS CINERIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS CAN SOMEONE ACTUALLY KILL ME.
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BOY I LOVE HAVING MY HANDS SHAKE EVERY TIME I ENCOUNTER AN EXTREMELY COMMON COLOR COMBINATION. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TYRN THESE THINGS OFF.
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@ayumieey @StanfordFPines FOLLOW @CUNTYTRIANGLE INSTEAD! STOP FOLLOWING SIXER, ALL HE TWEETS IS BORING SPACE FACTS AND VAGUELY HOMOSEXUAL STATEMENTS !!!!!!! IF YOU WANNA GET ON THE RIGHT ANGLE OF THINGS, YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THIS HANDSOME EQUILATERAL FOR ANCIENT DIMENSIONAL WISDOM AND FASHION TIPS!.
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