Seeing as more people have been trying to read my stories and I know the sheer number of them can be daunting, I've decided to make this handy dandy timeline for anyone seeking to get into my stuff and am going to pin it for easy access!

RT @theburiedtruck: @the_chairlord SAMSON SENT FOR SCRAP IS SUCH A FUN EPISODE AND I WILL NOT HEAR OTHERWISE

RT @MerrickAnd:

RT @the_chairlord: Samson has a Napoleon complex. He’s convinced without a shadow of a doubt that he’s the strongest but he’s an ancient ta…

@epiclafiteau Stanley and Sidney

RT @lefthandedranda: @CTFEologist Nimrod, Dinglebob, Frankleworth, and Mo

RT @DustyMarie53: Duck, Oliver, and Bulgy circa 1968

@halfbakedhex8 He’s gotta “restore order” somehow

@dikosmoukyrios @maithwaiteman Fair, couldve been more reasonable if TFC had to park the car somewhere weird and that’s where Samson found it Don’t think the idea is inherently bad, just couldve used different blocking

@dikosmoukyrios @maithwaiteman Samson is an arrogant blowhard who thinks he can do anything and makes up bullshit when he can’t. There is an entire side of the political spectrum who are very like Samson lmao

@dikosmoukyrios @maithwaiteman I would argue there are plenty of characters who have personality and are enjoyable without feeling like “real people” - Edward for example is way too nice to be a real person

@moltenredyt @epiclafiteau Marion is the GOAT she’s so fun

@dikosmoukyrios @maithwaiteman The only time Samson is played as straightforwardly sympathetic is in Fireworks, which was gerryrigged from Oliver anyway

@dikosmoukyrios @maithwaiteman I was talking about this part, not the shed conversation. “Well, he’s not” is the “proud of himself” part, like “gotcha Harold im so clever”

@dikosmoukyrios @maithwaiteman Henry was all proud of himself for coming to the conclusion that Harold can’t fly through tunnels in S5, they’re ALL stupid

@dikosmoukyrios @maithwaiteman What is the ideal dumb quotient of Samson for you, like what would be a reasonable level of stupidity

@dikosmoukyrios @maithwaiteman I think it’s him being more singlemindedly focused on collecting as much old metal as possible as opposed to what the old metal actually IS

@dikosmoukyrios @maithwaiteman I’m fine with Samson being stupid, in fact I’m all for it, it just needs to be his own, specific brand of stupidity