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CTEcowboy

@CTECOWBOY5

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Thoughts and ideas from a lifelong contact sport athlete and American. First team all town youth football ‘76. 2x varsity player ‘79/‘80.

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@CTECOWBOY5
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@barstoolsports The womens game is beautiful. Sure they can’t dunk, and are less skilled than the men, and are slower, and don’t do anything as well, but my god are there some babes on these teams.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@FightHaven Cowards do this. Men square up and let their intentions be known. Be a man.
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@FightHaven People that defend themselves with guns, whatever. People that fight with guns are cowards. Be a man.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@barstoolsports This dude shouldn’t be embarrassed getting out muscled by the schools starting nose guard.
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@FightHaven I’m surprised one of the judges even gave Jake the fight.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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2 years
@FightHaven When you let your little brother win mario kart and he starts acting up so you gotta put him back in his place.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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2 years
@barstoolsports @meangirlpod @pinkwhitney Not even going to watch this video. I always mow the lawn when we’re expecting company. Especially family gatherings. I’m not going to have my son in law checking out my lawn and thinking his is better. NOT ON MY WATCH.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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2 years
@Eugene_crustt @FightHaven Did you assume their gender? CANCELED
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@FightHaven I love watching two dudes who have never been in a physical altercation in their lives square up. YOU ain’t learning today, we BOTH learning today.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@DenverBestMoney @barstoolsports As long as they’re open to a 2 on 1 fast break, there’s a chance.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@FightHaven You know the saying. Steal my crustacean, and I’ll send you to your final destination.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@FightHaven Not a great career move in my opinion, especially being on camera. Let’s see how it turns out
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@barstoolsports @lildickytweets @mworthofgame The greatest rapper of all time debate has been settled. Machine gun Kelly is without a doubt the best to ever do it. He smoked Eminem, case closed.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@michaelmalice The only Carter that matters in this world is Vince Carter. These old nerds can’t dunk.
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@killernj2112 @barstoolsports Kevin, both my ex wives were hooters girls. I think I can pull just about anyone I want brother.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@JRay_Bets @barstoolsports I don’t think you’re watching enough women’s basketball
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@Eugene_crustt @FightHaven Not in todays day and age bucco
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@Cornpop_VeryBad @FightHaven Honestly the only reason I like that guys is the fact that he donned himself kangaroo jack
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@HBTFD_FTMF @killernj2112 @barstoolsports WHOA buster careful. Some of your moms see this and my dms won’t stop dinging for a month.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@nypost Everyone’s oppressed for everything I guess.
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@CNN Someone needs to start buying these Russian dudes better shoes. They all seem to be slipping and falling out of tall buildings. Very odd.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@nypost Maybe in sumo wrestling
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@comradesanchez This is worse than any Steven a smith take I have ever heard
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@effyourstate @barstoolsports I’m just a man who took a few hits to the head and was able to unlock the full potential of my brain. Nothing more nothing less. But I appreciate it
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@GodHateVegans @FightHaven I know that’s what I’m saying she’s a coward come on man what’re you a vegan?
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@mmpadellan Are you saying felons should have their charges be held over them for their entire lives?
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1 year
@people If they discontinue cherry dip, just close the business.
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@hodgetwins Too long give me the cliff notes
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@CTECOWBOY5
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2 years
@FightHaven This reminds me of the time my ex wives saw eachother at our local hooters. Boss man promised to keep them on separate shifts but a new manager messed that up.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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2 years
@FightHaven Keep that same energy at chik fil a I dare you.
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@brgridiron That’s my quarterback.
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2 years
@FightHaven Soccer should allow fights, the least they could do to spruce up the “sport”.
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@myfriendstutta @DailyLoud Damn son. That shit trash.
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@MailOnline We’re all wondering.
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1 year
@barstoolsports That man should be embarrassed. She weighs 130 pounds at MOST. I’d say closer to 100. Dudes a cupcake.
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@SkyNews She wants to be famous so bad. Sorry you got a backup role in a tv show.
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@FightHaven This is one of the reasons I divorced my first wife.
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@ABC God I wish mama bear was there to see this
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@MailOnline My body my choice
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2 years
@FoxNews I agree. How dare he document the lives of fictional water aliens like that.
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@FoxNews What’s funny is they all infect those who are vaccinated
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@BussinWTB Why didn’t they use like chipotle or something. Guy looks like he said “I don’t care come here” to his gf.
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@NBCNews Bro call the cops why is Elon supposed to be Batman. You want the guy suiting up and triangulating him with star link?
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@wealth_turtle @nypost 2 division 1 athletes, hard argue
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@CNN Zookeeper looking around like
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@LacrosseNetwork @PLLWaterdogs @PremierLacrosse The shortened shot clock on a face off win more than likely contributed to this, as it’s almost a detriment to win the posession. PLL should look into this and fix that rule
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@nypost Life’s not fair. Either get hotter, or play so good sponsors have to talk to you. Complaining is for the French
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@ABC Is it customary to hold them down with straps and beat them before administering the payment? Or is the payment in form of capital punishment?
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@nypost Doesn’t take too much work just give ‘em a mic
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@BarstoolChief Crispy edges, gooey center. A man of class and dignity respects, and expects both.
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@DailyLoud I was doin this in the ‘80’s… next.
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@ABC It’s almost like they had a parade down main street USA with a hot air balloon.
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@nypost I hate the feeling of ordering water and people thinking you’re broke when really you prefer not to drink a 100 calorie sugar bomb. I, a water drinker, will personally fight this loser
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@nypost This lady’s doctor should be jailed
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@CNN That’s not a world record. When I was a chef I would work for multiple days straight strictly chopping onions. These kids have it easy. Grow up.
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@nypost Never was brother.
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@JoBooMan @FightHaven Joe, I want you to know that I am not the reason you were benched in high school, and it’s because you didn’t practice enough. Please keep your hatred to yourself
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@nypost This dude is so ugly, imagine if his brother COULDNT sling a ball, he’d be just another tall loser
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@DailyLoud You know what, maybe he did do the stabbing
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@Timcast As an American it’s his god given right to own whatever fire arms his heart desires. 🇺🇸
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@nypost This dude wouldn’t last a second in the ring with @JohnCena
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@QuillionWatts @_willcompton Long distance running is for people who are afraid. What’re you running from? I sprint towards my problems.
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@NEWSMAX DO NOT bail out Bear Sterns. I mean Silicon or whatever.
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@demisxxual @OldHeadPops Girls suck at video games. I’m all set. Maybe do makeup tutorials. Know your lane.
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@Jim_Jordan To be fair, I wouldn’t want to go there either. Have you heard about the chemical spill?
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@nytimes How dare they. She identifies at a teenager and they are not letting her live her truth. Disgusting they stopped her.
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@MailOnline I mean you didn’t marry him for his looks so stop complaining. You knew what you signed up for.
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@mike_maurin @barstoolsports @meangirlpod @pinkwhitney A man should take pride in his lawn. It’s a window into the structure of his home.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@PFF Jalen hurts played better
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@mikehun8675309 @Timcast They were also beat by public officials when trying to go outside during Covid
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1 year
@thehill Who decides if it is misinformation? They should host a debate between the scientist who developed the mid info classification and Robert and host it on a YouTube event
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@CTECOWBOY5
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2 years
The more Antonio brown tries to make @TomBrady look bad, the better a guy we get to know he is. I’d still have his job if my coach would have left me in the state championship in ‘76, BUT he’s still a good guy.
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@KFCBarstool Didn’t know you were a liberal snowflake
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@Lukewearechange To be fair, bowser was a simp from the beginning
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@nypost No way a ballerina did this
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@twitersbadboy @lib_crusher As someone who is exceptionally good at the board game clue, I have learned to never take anything as coincidence. The fact that barn fires on large egg producing farms is up a drastic amount in this past month is not something to be overlooked. I think it’s @IraqiGovt
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@CTECOWBOY5
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Because zoos are basically animal jail, we should only put bad animals In zoos. Ex.) a gorilla that committed murder, or a lion that committed tax fraud. What do we think @BronxZoo @NationalZoo
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@CTECOWBOY5
CTEcowboy
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@USATODAY Ya fat people should not be treated with respect. How do you expect me to respect you if you can’t even respect yourself. If you’re going to be that big, be useful and be a left tackle
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@nypost Adele, you don’t watch football, you just stopped being fat because of ozempic. Please only comment on what you’re familiar with.
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@CTECOWBOY5
CTEcowboy
2 years
Stop posting pictures and videos of your kids unless it’s funny or they’re getting physically hurt. I do not care about Bethany’s new teeth I want to see her eat shit on a skateboard.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@konaboy197811 @FightHaven Only popular because it’s the cheapest sport to play
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@thehill REALLY? WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT??? @RobertKennedyJr
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@CTECOWBOY5
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2 years
Why did people stop break dancing. That shit was sick, now spin on your head.
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@nytimes Why nobody has thought of crippling their vodka supply is beyond me
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@BauerOutage Somebody sign this man before I start watching the WNBA. Lord knows I don’t want to do that.
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I’m a Jordan guy, but this Lebron dude is making my arguments look weaker and weaker.
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@CBSNews The boy was exercising his constitutional right. Surpised by this verdict.
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@SInow I’m totally okay with this. Funny money makes things exciting. We should institute a shot clock for this new league. Maybe add exciting elements or different kinds of distractions like on course strippers/ air horns.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@SSN_Alabama When your franchise is failing so you have to bring back a literal dead character as someone else
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@PFF @nyjets I think Zach Wilson is really going to make it hard for Aaron to win the job.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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2 years
Has anyone ever gone on vacation to Detroit? If so, damn.
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@CTECOWBOY5
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@ewarren Holy shit you’re still alive?
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@mmpadellan He will live to sniff children another day 💪🏻
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@MailOnline But people have sex at pride parades in front of kids and don’t get arrested?
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@CTECOWBOY5
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I hope one day dudes get in a field and re-enact the Jan 6 riots like the dudes who do civil war reenactments. That would be funny.
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@BBCNews Have we considered that the rest of the world just realized that the UK sucks? That may be a driver.
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