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As part of our new venture,
@danegnzlz
and I want to give back. So today, we launched our first charitable venture, a t-shirt for
#Mariners
and baseball fans alike. All proceeds go the NAACP Foundation. Get yours today!
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The rapes and sexual assaults are probably what did it.
Trevor Bauer pitched 8.2 innings yesterday while striking out 19 hitters in the Mexican league. Absolutely insane 🤯
Yet MLB doesn’t want him back in the league….
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Seattle is a world class sports city and it’s time people start recognizing it.
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So if Alabama hires DeBoer, I know of a hall of fame coach who would love to stick around the Seattle area who happens to be in need of employment.
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4 teams have more wins than the Mariners. Four. It’s okay to get excited. It’s okay to dream a little
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Thinking about guys like Jermaine, Keith Price, Chris Polk, Kasen Williams, Jake Locker, Donald Butler etc who dragged this program out of hell & handed the reigns to Chris Petersen, Jake Browning, John Ross, Dante Pettis, Danny Shelton, etc who laid the foundation for all this.
Former
#Seahawks
and UW wide receiver Jermaine Kearse among the former Washington players here at the Superdome celebrating with their Huskies
@thenewstribune
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Can we give Scott some credit for keeping Cal in this game?
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Tony Dungy is a scumbag. There’s no convincing me otherwise. To use an unrelated tragedy to push your fucking bullshit agenda is a piece of shit move.
Former NFL coach Tony Dungy invokes Damar Hamlin’s cardiac arrest as he calls on Americans to pray for an end to abortion:
“Every day in this country, innocent lives are at stake. The only difference is they don’t belong to a famous athlete, and they’re not seen on national TV.”
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It’s probably my “hottest take” but A-Rod should be in the Mariners hall of fame. The pettiness some fans hold onto 25 years later is absurd. Dude left for $170 million more than Seattle offered and you all would’ve too
In Alex Rodriguez’s first-ever interview on the Seattle Sports airwaves Tuesday morning with Brock and Salk, he was hopeful that enough time has passed for him to return to the city and celebrate his Mariners memories with the fanbase.
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Mitch Haniger should be in the lineup all 3 games this weekend. All but a guarantee these are his last 3 games with this club and he’s earned that
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It’s natural to be excited by the
#Seahawks
new hire and direction. I know I am. But I also want to take one last shot to thank and appreciate what Coach Carroll did for the franchise, the fan base, and the community. He’ll always be my coach and I remain forever grateful to him.
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They pitched around Josh Rojas to get to Julio… if you’re wondering how worried teams are about Julio right now
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From the mountain tops: THE ROBINSON CANO CONTRACT WORKED OUT GREAT FOR THE MARINERS. ITS NOT A GOOD EXCUSE FOR ANYTHING
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Had the Mariners not blown an 8-0 lead on June 7th, you’d have clinched tonight. You can literally pinpoint your demise. Then again, you could’ve also won 2 more games anywhere down the line
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The number of people celebrating the firing of Scott Servais is a real shame
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Let’s all agree on something: it’s unacceptable for the Mariners to head into Tuesday’s game with Tyler Locklear set to get prominent playing time down the stretch. Don’t care how tight the market is, figure something out
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This is one of the best pitches I’ve ever watched
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What I don’t get about the hate the Sam Howell trade has generated for some: if the
#Seahawks
had mad moved a 3rd and a 5 to move up to draft Bo Nix on draft weekend, nobody would bat an eye. Howell is younger, and has both more floor and ceiling than Nix. So why you complaining?
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Fucking awesome trade!
Trade news: The Seattle Mariners are acquiring right-handed reliever Yimi Garcia from the Toronto Blue Jays, sources tell ESPN.
The main return for the Blue Jays: outfield prospect Jonatan Clase.
Garcia was one of the best RP available this deadline. Seattle remaining busy.
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Seattle was once 13 over .500. If they had just played .500 ball since that high water mark, they’d be 3 up on Houston and 4 up on the last wildcard spot. We’d be talking about who we want to play in round 1 and how to best position your rotation for the final week of the season.
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Looks like a Mariner already
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The sad part is, the Mariners have actually gotten a ton of help the last 5 days. All they had to do was beat objectively bad teams. But they’re a bad team too sooooo….
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JP Crawford
Julio Rodriguez
George Kirby
All significantly bigger issues than the manager or front office. You wanna assign blame, these 3 deserve a TON of it.
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FUCK YES. FIRST SERIES WIN AGAINST A GOOD TEAM SINCE MAY 15. Huge win!
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No question about it, the Mariners have been a disaster down the stretch. But the emergence of Miller and Woo, plus the second half of Julio, a little growth from Cal, and Luke Raley answering a ton of questions are just a few of the long term positive results from 2024.
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No Haniger is a crime
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If the Mariners could’ve just won 4 of their last 8, they’d have a 3 game lead on Houston. You’re literally just asking for them to play .500 ball against awful teams
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It’s insane that you’d just come out and rule out Juan Soto off the jump. Simply making it known you made a competitive offer to Soto would go a long way. This team is way too transparent. The average fan doesn’t care what the team looks like in 2027, stop selling that vision
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If you’re looking for a team that’s given up, it’s the Mariners. Leadership structure in the clubhouse needs to continue to change. It’s not just about the coaches.
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The Mariners have won 4 of 6. I wonder how different the vibes would feel if Raley’s double doesn’t jump over the wall and they win that series against Toronto
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Bliss saw maybe 1 strike that entire AB, didn’t swing the bat, and struck out. MLB has a massive problem and they simply don’t give a fuck
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We’re probably all overlooking how good Bryce Miller has been in his first full year in the bigs.
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Mariners fans 6 months ago: “Jerry said the goal is to win 54% of the games. He’s not trying to win. Fire him. “
Fans today: “If the Mariners trade this 19 year old I’ve never watched for an all star, I’m gonna be so pissed”.
Seems contradictory to me
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The Mariners could stand at home plate and swing at zero pitches and their odds of winning would go up
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Remember all those Reds fans, and Jon Morosi, who felt like the Reds were entitled to Bryce Miller for Jonathan India? L. O. L.
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If the Mariners find themselves in a similar position in another 6 weeks, there should be exactly ZERO untouchables in this system. Zero. And if you don’t agree, don’t go bitching about Jerry’s 54% comments again.
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I’m gonna miss watching baseball in 2 weeks but I’m not really gonna miss watching these guys if that makes sense
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I really can’t think of a more fitting way for Seattle to finally land the final blow on their playoff chances. Gets really good SP, leaves a ton of people on base, makes a couple of bad miscues, bullpen implodes. It’s like 90% of the second half wrapped in one game. Neat
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If the Mariners offense was half as good as the rotation, they’d be the best team in baseball
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So not only is Scott just blindly following handedness, he’s also not using his best relievers in a winnable game in favor of a guy they claimed off the scrap heap two days ago. Idiotic
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I’d give up a lot for Brent Rooker to wear a Mariners uniform next March
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The Reds have done more to help the Mariners playoff chances the last 2 weeks than Seattle has done in 2 months
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I’m sorry, no Steelheads jerseys this year? Fanatics is fucking terrible. Those are the cleanest uniforms in baseball.
A tip of the cap to Seattle baseball history.
We’ll be wearing our Seattle Steelheads hat with our home white jersey as part of African American Heritage Day: A Juneteenth Celebration at the ballpark tonight.
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People reposting this call because of Mitch, and they should. But it’s also a good reminder that when Dave brings his fastball, it’s as good as any in the game
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UW beats Michigan on the same day DeBoer delivers the most embarrassing loss for Alabama in 10+ years?
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Victor Robles since joining Seattle: .364/.385/.545. Clearly, he is elite. Ignore the sample size.
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Seattle playing like a team who desperately wants to get their manager fired. They’ve already cost the jobs of one hitting coach and their long time first baseman.
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I’d buy Stanton’s “were a mid market team” shtick a little more if he was spending relative to his market size. Seattle is around the 12-14th biggest media market in the US. The 12th highest payroll last year was $175 million. Seattle spent $148 mil.
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Cal and Julio playing like All-Stars and the team has 7 runs? Imagine that
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Benching your best hitter because a bad lefty is on the mound. Good stuff
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Some of you guys are true pieces of shit
Mitch Garver: "This is by far the worst I've ever played in my career. It's tough on myself, tough on my family. The death threats and the 'retire' and 'you suck' and '[expletive] kill yourself,' and all that [stuff], it's getting old. But the only way it changes is play better."
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Swept in a series where the starters went 19 innings and gave up 3 earned runs…
The Mariners go 1-5 on a homestand where they held a lead after the 6th four times. The offense is an absolute joke, but the bullpen didn’t come close to doing their job either. You’ve got 5 dudes just pitching their asses off and 21 other dudes just showing up
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During Edgar’s tenure as hitting coach, the Mariners had the sixth highest wRC+ in baseball. Did having prime Cano, Cruz, and Seager help? Details baby.
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Side note: if your response to this is “that’s terrible, but…” you’re also a terrible person. It’s awful, full stop. There are no qualifiers. It’s a fucking game
Mitch Garver: "This is by far the worst I've ever played in my career. It's tough on myself, tough on my family. The death threats and the 'retire' and 'you suck' and '[expletive] kill yourself,' and all that [stuff], it's getting old. But the only way it changes is play better."
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Houston wins again, because the only purpose of the 2024 Angels is to fuck the Mariners
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The decision not to make A-Rod a real offer in 2000 probably cost the Mariners their 3 best chances to win a World Series. Blame ownership
It’s probably my “hottest take” but A-Rod should be in the Mariners hall of fame. The pettiness some fans hold onto 25 years later is absurd. Dude left for $170 million more than Seattle offered and you all would’ve too
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Gilbert spinning a 1 hitter so far and he’s not at his best. His evolution over the last 3 years is remarkable and exactly what the Mariners should reward. Obviously, it take two to tango, but Logan is the guy I’m pushing hard to get an extension done with.
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About 24 hours to go. If they add a bat better than Turner, it’s an A deadline. If it’s about as good as Turner, it’s a B+. If it’s less than that, it’s probably a B
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2014, 2016, 2021, 2023, and 2024 if it plays out that way. That’s not bad luck. That’s a trend and it’s not a good one. It points squarely to one group: ownership
Decent chance the Mariners are eliminated tomorrow. Even if they win, they could still be eliminated on their off day if Detroit and KC both sweep. If they do make it Friday still alive, they’ll have been eliminated in the final series of the year for the 5th time in 10 years.
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Dude played for Scott for 1 months, six years ago, and I’m supposed to give a damn about what he’s saying? Lol no
.
@CameronMaybin
is not surprised by the firing of Scott Servais, and doesn't hold back 👀 🌶️
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The absolute topper is that they did this on Saucey’s Posse night. Hilarious
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I just feel like if you’re going to casually call for the Mariners to trade one of the best young arms in baseball, you better be coming with realistic names or it’s just a waste of time
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Garver far and away the worst player on this team and that makes me sad
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Choke job complete. That’s a wrap for the Mariners. Ironically, the pitching let them down. Handed a 5-0 lead and blew it. The last 6 games are all but meaningless
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1. Raley 1B
2. Bliss 2B
3. Rojas 3B
4. Cal C
5. Julio CF
6. JP SS
7. Robles LF
8. Canzone DH
9. Moore RF
Is it good? No. But find me a combo of your 13 guys that are. At least I get speed and athleticism in my lineup
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I have no interest in trading Gilbert, Kirby, Woo, or Miller this winter. None. And only slight interest in trading Castillo
Colby and I have already talked about this amongst ourselves and it's going to be something we almost certainly will run into the ground this offseason.
Divish is right. The clearest path to adding offensive impact is trading one of the pitchers.
I think, ideally, the one who
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You’re running out of the number of times Muñoz can save your bullpen. Something has to be done soon.
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Truly awful. Every time you don’t take advantage of an Astros loss, it’s devastating
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Can’t believe Bliss is struggling when he’s getting his weekly at bat
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The Red Sox think these bats are worth Logan Gilbert or George Kirby?
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Ryan Bliss might be dead
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People are gonna point to Yimi and Scott, which is fine, but the offense was dreadful against a bad pitching staff… again
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#Mariners
RHP George Kirby is one of 7 pitchers in baseball who has pitched 100+ innings while posting a 9+ K/9 and a sub-2 BB/9. The other 6:
Aaron Nola
Kevin Gausman
Justin Verlander
Max Scherzer
Shane Bieber
Shane McClanahan
Just missed: Cortes, Wood, Darvish, Musgrove
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Can’t believe letting a bad pitcher face a great hitter just because of handedness didn’t work. Sauce isn’t a big leaguer right now
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I guess go cry about it. The Mariners got better today. Stop watching baseball if it bothers you that much. What a loser
@CPat11
0.4 war nearly 40yo Turner?
He’s not going to do anything that our existing garbage heap can’t do.
Cmon man. You die inside watching these seasons play out just like we do.
Don’t say “we added Turner” 🤣
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Didn’t have “George Kirby being terrible for an entire month” on my bingo card, but here we are.
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Well firing Brant Brown didn’t work. Neither did the standing ovation. What are we gonna try next to avoid blaming players for failing repeatedly?
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Cole Young is slashing .281/.371/.427 with a 12% BB, a 15.5% K, and a 124 wRC+ as a 20 year old in AA. If somebody is telling you he’s having a disappointing year, they’re not paying attention. He’s a really good prospect. He’s at .316/.398/.518 since May 1. 153 wRC+.
#Mariners
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If Scott can’t help himself and feels like he needs to use Stanek in these spots, then it’s Jerry job to either remove the temptation or the guy making that call.
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Seattle has the best rotation in baseball and was operating under a reduced payroll and were shocked by this? Really?
Blake Snell says he never got a call from Seattle during the offseason.
"I thought they would at least call, but nothing."
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The Geno Smith haters can take a fucking seat. He BALLED today with consistent pressure in his face and no run game
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