CJ Jenkins
@CJPimentoCheese
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Gen X writer, bon vivant, golfer, professor, @CherokeeNation member, @uscg veteran, @okstate grad, @Broncos season ticket holder, Tulsa OG, based, Dez caught it
Evergreen, Colorado
Joined March 2024
Riddle me this. How does the last man to walk on the moon (still living) & a former U.S. Senator, have a 2-paragraph Wikipedia entry? In fact, look at all the 11 entries after Neil Armstrong. The lead singer of Dexys Midnight Runners has a longer entry 🤔
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@AlexiLalas @MLS The number of stadiums that only seat 20k would be a concern. Of course, as a former Rapids season ticket holder, I would welcome something better than the stadium we have that's comparable to a Texas high school football stadium.
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RT @Holden114: The people who said Biden could unilaterally cancel student debt are now saying the President can't change the text on govt…
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I just posted my actual photo and name to my profile because I no longer live in fear of being cancelled by the lunatics I work with in higher education. Cheers!
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Best tweet of 2025 thus far. Bravo & amen!
I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place. I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.
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@andrewjcarr29 @practicalgolf Easily #1 most overrated and overpriced course in Arizona. I can name 20 courses at half the price that are better in the Phoenix area.
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