@AntonioSabatoJr I was accosted by a 40yo-ish man in the supermarket (last Monday) who asked: "Sorry, but why are you wearing a mask when no-one else is?" I looked around, pulled it down, said "manners," and coughed, loudly, vigorously, with my hand covering my mouth. He actually ran away.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 I’d love to see how much water was behind and above all that sludge. That jet is pretty powerful.

@NoContextHumans What is the Super Bowl?

@newface_in_hell @MiyokoR @LizWebsterSBF @JeremyClarkson I wish you were right. But Starmer strikes me as something akin to Chamberlain. Poorly informed, bad at reading a room, stuck between a rock and hard place, and so sits on his hands. The wrong man at the wrong time. .

@PicturesFoIder He sounds like my grandfather: thriving in the 50s

@CraigOwnsYou @MiyokoR @LizWebsterSBF @JeremyClarkson Fuck off, twat! “Without using hearsay, twisted/skewed stats/truths, guesses, headlines, conspiracy theories, & bullshit, can you prove that the ongoing process of Brexit is a disaster?”

@NoContextHumans Men. Don’t take up basketball.

@CraigOwnsYou @MiyokoR @LizWebsterSBF @JeremyClarkson I used to sell bicycles to Europe - not viable now. I used to drive to bike races with my team - not viable. I spent £4700 to get my daughter an EU passport to study and live in Denmark; My son has given up gigging in Belgium.

@MiyokoR @LizWebsterSBF @JeremyClarkson Starmer’s is the biggest (for a serious attempt at a referendum) but for some fucking reason he ain’t interested.

@RodneyLBrown2 @JohnFugelsang I wish I could go through life with the pure child-like sensations I would feel when I think with as much effort as ol’ Rodney here. Even meadows of sweet-smelling flowers gambolling, cute little kittens would upset my day.

@cyclingmole And because I refuse to pay £31.99 a fucking month I won’t watch any if it.

@joshpearson180 @nigetassell Threading-rope-through-a-needle.

@lfattore @BBCRosAtkins Another 5yo asking the big questions. Un-fucking-believable.

@Huculinka @CrayonMurders He would have to show evidence in court he doesn’t have small-dick energy. He needs a jury of Stevie Wonders and Helen Kellers to get any cash out if her.

@SkyNews Ye is a cunt, has been and always will be. Move on.

@ParakletosSteve @VampireMuffnMan @MollyJongFast Nice one, Steve. You win the Under-8s argument for today.

@ParakletosSteve @MollyJongFast Steve saying what the dumb people are thinking out loud. Don’t be a Steve.

@MotorsportWeek “According to,” “reportedly”, “seems,” “an estimation” . . . Just tell us what you can that are facts, please.

@stats_feed It’s shit like this that starts wars. Some of the bullshit “correcting” going on here just makes you want to give someone a slap. India, Iraq, Iran, Egypt, Turkey, the Clovis, etc., etc., etc. Please, all carry on. You’re all beautiful in my eyes.

@LeaveUtah Holding your dick to take a piss isn’t masturbating, bro.

@lucasaganronald You’re not one for the scenery? The history? The atmosphere?