@turkeysandwicg Ur white

@governmenteyeD Cuz I love u

K holed last night and thought I should forgive my mortal enemies for their sins because this life is love and woke up this morning like Bitch yuuu tripping😂😂😂😂😂😂

Rick owens and heidi is to the eating disorder community as the upside down pineapple is to the swinger community

RT @KTLA: In response to President Donald Trump’s continued musing about acquiring Greenland from Denmark, Danish citizens have launched th…

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@mirandyyyyyyyy Sorry I was lying and claiming that I got a second interview to manifest it

CLAIM

Gonna buy Girl Scout cookies from the 13 year old non binary scout for my Australian e boyfriend I met on Reddit

@natfuturenat What tweet were u looking fot

@natfuturenat How’d u find this

For various reasons

@apbofficial

The Celsius got me fucked up

Le sigh the part of the day where I imagine what life would be like if I was a boy