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A parody account dedicated to football fans especially @ChelseaFC fans. #CFC

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Joined May 2022
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4 months
We asked for class, Cole Palmer gave us Master Class. #CFC 💙💙💙. #CHE | #BHA | #PremierLeague | #CFC .
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@DeadlineDayLive De Jong + Pedri + Yamal + Torres + £50m for Enzo. This is a fair price. #CFC #Barca 😁.
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@FabrizioRomano So he got injured came back, got injured came back again and scored before Anthony? 😂😂😂.
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@UTDTrey A certain club paid £60m for this guy. 😂
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@FabrizioRomano @footballontnt Haaland finally “promises” to stay humble and even “apologized” to Arteta. 😂😂😂
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@TrollFootball Madrid’s defense today. 😂
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@Arsenal All this hype only to bottle it. 😂😂😂
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@TrollFootball Well he summed it up for you. 😂😂😂
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@SkySports Throwback to “that” Erling Haaland “footage” begging Arteta and Arsenal to “forgive” him because he will stay humble. #BestOf2024
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@FulhamFC Your first win against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge since 1979 and you guys think you’ve “arrived” ? 😂😂😂😂😂.
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@ManUtd Amorim “cooks” referee Madley. 😂😂😂
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@TrollFootball Nope “Nunez”, you’ve missed better chances than that. 😂😂😂
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@rioferdy5 Bottlers FC on steroids. 😂😂😂😂
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2 months
@CFC_Janty And this one too? 😂
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@nocontextfooty Wait till you see this Nunez comp 😂
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@Desmund_Oris
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@FabrizioRomano Hello I am Marc Guiu, 18 years old. I scored a first team hatrick before Bukayo Saka. 😂😂😂
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@ErlingRoIe Without Chelsea and Kevin De Bruyne, City would still be trophy less. Think about that. 😂.
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@ManCity 😂😂😂
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@FabrizioRomano @BeanymanSports He’s coaching bottlers FC. 😂😂😂😂
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@TrollFootball Spurs defense today. 😂😂😂
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@UTDTrey Do UTD strikers even practice shooting?
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@ESPNUK Amorim is super “scared”. 😂😂😂
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@WelBeast @ChelseaFC We did you a favor bro. We gave you Sterling, Havertz and Jorginho in their “prime”. 😂😂😂.
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@FabrizioRomano @RisingBallers_ Bottlers Fc 😂😂😂😂
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@SkySportsPL No doubt
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@ESPNUK We never doubted CP. #CFC 💙
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@FabrizioRomano @RisingBallers_ We’ve got the “pope” of all coaches. Who can beat us spiritually and physically? #CFC 💙
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@kriticker Just deactivate right now. 😂
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@TrollFootball Don Carlo “cooks” Vini Jr - “my grand kids cry less than him “ 😂😂😂😂
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@UTDTrey Africa is a continent, not a country. 😂😂😂.
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@FabrizioRomano Pep : “I quit” !!!!. 😂
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2 months
@FabrizioRomano Pep’s biggest mistake was selling Cole Palmer. 🙂
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1 year
Hello @todd_boehly ,. @ChelseaFC didn’t have many injuries when Dr @evacarneiro was in charge. Please bring her back. #DrEva2Chelsea #CFC 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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@ESPNUK @AVFCOfficial Arsenal also displayed their newest trophy to cheer their fans up. 😂😂😂
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@Blue_Footy Aside the injury setbacks, this transition has been smooth.
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@Tunnykvng 😂😂😂
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@ChelseaFC Chelsea fans, how are feeling?.#CFC 💙
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@FabrizioRomano 😂😂😂
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@UTDTrey Thank you utd. 😂😂😂
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@VdykCFC And he’s playing alongside King Cole Palmer.
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@TrollFootball 😂😂😂😂
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@ESPNUK @FabrizioRomano , we need insider News on this one. Please call your sources now. 😂😂😂.
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@ManUtd Sorry UTD fans, I couldn’t help it. @UTDTrey 😂😂😂
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@TrollFootball Onana !!!! 😂
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@Blue_Footy He’s right. Cucu has been fantastic this season. Great player. #CFC.
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@UTDTrey “I am conceding these goals on purpose” .😂😂😂😂. #Satire
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@UTDTrey The sun will shine again on us. Chelsea for life.
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@Blue_Footy Too low, man. He’s worth at least £200m.
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@UTDTrey I promise to get UTD relegated. 😂
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@WelBeast When your attacker aims like this before shooting, how can you win? 😂😂😂
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@CFC_Adotch10 @Blue_Footy Hahaa, you have a point there. He’s more focused than ever.
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@UTDTrey Lest we forget. 😂
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@ChelseaFC Our boy is on a hatrick watch !!! #Guiu #CFC 💙
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@mufcMPB @fichajesnet To wash jerseys? 😂😂😂.
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@FabrizioRomano Amorim - “Referee Madley is as blind as a bat”. 😂😂😂. #Satire
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@TrollFootball 5 defeats in first 10 games. 😂😂😂
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1 year
@TheChelseaForum Like and be followed. #CFC 💙.
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@TrollFootball Haaland “begs” Arteta again to “lift” the curse. Promises to STAY HUMBLE forever. 😂😂😂
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@UTDTrey The #MUFC cycle continues. 😂
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@TrollFootball Me trying to find @ManUtd on the premier league table. 😂😂😂
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Hazard vs Westham. Piece of magic……#CFC 💙. Video from @premierleague 🙌🏽
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@CFCNewsReport Why are we keeping these two and selling Trevor? 🤔.
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@TrollFootball Arsenal aren’t winning anything. Nice song…😂😂😂😂
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@CFC_Lavia_ This shocked me the most but…….
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@TrollFootball
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@UTDTrey A @ManUtd fan saying City sucks hilarious. 🤣
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@ChelseaFC Chelsea wins, great game. #CFC 💙
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@SkySportsPL Santa is a Chelsea fan
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@Blue_Footy I’m glad we got him. 💙.
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@UTDTrey I don’t want to see UTD fans laughing and forgetting about how their club is ran. 😂
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@WelBeast Thank you Arteta and @Arsenal for continuing this tradition every season.
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@Bk8iP3 Arteta “cooks” his players, “apologizes” to Haaland and “quits” Arsenal. 😂😂😂😂. #Satire
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@UTDTrey You better quit UTD before it’s too late. 😂😂😂
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@Blue_Footy If I was in charge, anything above £10m would be too expensive. No @ManUtd striker is worth more than £10m.
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@TrollFootball Oh boy, we miss him. 😂😂😂
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@TrollFootball Guys, we’re not in the title race. 😂
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@FabrizioRomano Jose is right. Nico is better than Yamal.
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@FabrizioRomano @RisingBallers_ Don’t laugh aloe, just like and repost. 😂
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@TheChelseaForum 😂😂😂😂.
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@UTDTrey Man UTD vs 13th place. 😂😂😂
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@Blue_Footy Keep him in the squad. He’s better than Disasi. 🤷🏽‍♂️.
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@ManUtd @agarnacho7 The “real” #PuskasAward 😂😂😂
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@TrollFootball Pep just “quit” man city !!!
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@ManCity Let’s all laugh at City !!! . #utd #CITYUNITED . 😂😂😂😂
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@CFC_dennoh Nunez does it better than anyone. 😂😂😂
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@TrollFootball Ten Hag started this and I will get UTD relegated. - Alhaji Amorim
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@FabrizioRomano Better than spending money on Guehi. Chelsea can now sign a striker and hopefully it’s @victorosimhen9 🙏🏽.
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@TrollFootball 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Blue_Footy You mean all Manchester United strikers? 😂
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@premierleague 😂😂😂
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@TheChelseaForum Follow @ChelsParody and be followed. #CFC 💙.
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@FabrizioRomano So sad this is happening. Nkunku was meant to stay for a long time but the money is good though. 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
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@UTDTrey 😂😂😂
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@Blue_Footy The reason why Chelsea was not awarded the penalty.
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@TrollFootball He’s still losing? 😂
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@FabrizioRomano Vintage Col Palmer “interview” #CFC 😂😂😂
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@TrollFootball Amorim is “blaming” Ten Hag. 😂😂😂😂
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