G. Gordon Litty
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Really been in my zone lately. And it shows 💪🏾
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“Watched people step outside and start turning into dust right before my eyes. Shit was wild. They even made a movie about it.”
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So wait, men are trash for respecting Ayesha Curry’s marriage? But, also trash because she isn’t getting attention from men outside her marriage?
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You made an entire thread about someone else’s dating life. You’re insane.
I’m still lmao at Michael B Jordan saying he’s too immature to date...AT 30 YEARS OLD. What he actually means is he’s unwilling to be reciprocal & emotionally responsible with ppl. He should stay away from all women.
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Remember when Russell Wilson got drafted and his girl at the time thought she hit the jackpot
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“Even if a task is going to take you a long time, that time is going to pass anyway. Might as well better yourself.”
Best piece of advice for anyone thinking about going back to school, getting a cert, going back to the gym, changing careers, building a home, etc.
you ever hear something seemingly simple that unintentionally changed the way you view life?
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Flo Rida signed an endorsement deal for $30K in 2014/2016 and they stiffed him…now they’re paying up $82 million. Whew.
Flo Rida wins more than $82 Million in lawsuit against Celsius energy drink.
@official_flo
@CelsiusOfficial
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Stop the violence so we can all go back to Bella Noches
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Where are their fathers? RT
@TweetfrmtheSole
Thugs ruining the community
http://t.co/rkAHOuMOT9
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PSA: No one wants to watch your entire year recapped in IG stories except for the 2-3 people who want to have sex with you and your ex who won’t let go.
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*arrives 3 minutes late*
“Wow I thought you weren’t coming in at all today!”
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6’3 son of NBA player defies all odds and makes it to the NBA.
BREAKING: Apple TV is set to release a documentary on Stephen Curry in July.
The film is called “Underrated” 🍿
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Emilia Clarke reminding Jorah he’s friend zoned in real life too. You hate to see it.
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“Ayo: He Throating That Thang Something Vicious” - A Look Inside The New Glizzy Phenomenon Disguised As Homophobia?
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Yo are y’all really replying to a high ranking foreign officials vow to get revenge tweet with memes?
I’m out, man.
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#They
see it too and making jokes 😂
They telling you your gf not black enough while asking white men on Hinge if they into black women
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If a group of black people got this close to The Capitol Building they’d deploy the fucking Megazord.
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@bomani_jones
I was so confused like why they calling him Tyrone, Tyrone just hit the ball 😂😂
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The reason why Colombia 🇨🇴 , Venezuela 🇻🇪, and Ecuador 🇪🇨 flags are so similar because they all used to be one: Gran Colombia.
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They’re arresting and beating old white lady professors and you want the black kids to get out there? 😂😂😂😂
The same thing is happening on my campus and I truly don’t understand it. Black undergrads having cookouts, potlucks, beach days etc while one of the biggest student movements in 40 years is taking place. Nowhere to be found. It’s perplexing and incredibly disappointing.
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Top 10 tweets of all time RT
@iDntWearCondoms
If Goku ain't raise his kids why u think I'ma raise mine?
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You working the same shift in Hell’s cafeteria with Casey Anthony because you lied to your parents once.
The crazy part about the heaven/hell concept is all sins basically on the same level. Ain’t no 3rd degree Sins 😂😂😂
You out here being gluttonous you gon be roommates with Genghis Khan nigga
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Kaepernick looks like the mixed dude in your class with rich parents but sells weed for fun
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This definitely getting hung up in barbershops around the country.
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@Lj_era8
now holds the NFL record for most 100-yard rushing games by a QB (11), passing
@MichaelVick
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Bullying works. Guarantee it’ll be less missed kicks if you know a reporter in your face before you hit the sideline.
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Another team from the state of Georgia blowing a lead late in a championship game?
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“Peep this though, the nigga told me last summer he been knew he was gonna have the surgery before playoffs.”
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Driving your girls car all day with no intent on filling it back up
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The Jones’s used to be your neighbors/people you see on a regular basis…social media allows them to see all the Jones’s nowhere near their neighborhood or tax bracket.
People aren't even keeping up with the Jones's anymore, they're trying to keep up with literal millionaires/billionaires
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Crazy we watched a murder take place on camera for 8min46s in 4K and we have to be relieved he was found guilty.
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Imagine y’all 21 yrs old trying to finish college and figure out if your parents paid for your meal plan and she mad you ain’t taken her to Bali yet 😂😂😂
at my age of 21, i have yet to have gone on a baecation? God I don’t wanna be a mechanic, i wanna be a ballerrr😭
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Chuck telling Stephen A. and Wilbon that ESPN working them like a dog to they face >>>
TNT & ESPN will integrate personalities for special night of NBA In-Season Tournament Semifinals coverage
Inside the NBA will feature Ernie, Chuck, Kenny and Shaq along with Stephen A. Smith and Michael Wilbon 🍿
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Ayesha Curry just proved why toxic masculinity will never die. More at 6.
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Asked my barber what time is best to come by today and he texted back “Sorry moved to Florida. Thanks for everything 🙏🏾.”
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Waited 20+ years to see my Nuggets in the NBA Finals. Of course Imma make it to a game.
#MileHighBasketball
#NBAFinals
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He called y’all broke baby mamas and y’all like “😍😍😍😍” y’all are an unserious group of people.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal been catching insane strays for 15 years off this lmaoooooo
Literally the ONLY flaw in The Dark Knight was them acting like Maggie Gyllenhaal was sexy
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Watching Wendy Byrde lose her cool at any given moment and Marty just intervening with a mild “Hey maybe we should calm down” is pure comedy to me
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How do you have your own show but it's 10x better when you're not there
@LeBatardShow
? Free Stugotz, man.
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This is even wilder when you realize that Vanderbilt football has been absolutely terrible my entire time on this Earth 😂
I compete in the Olympic Games TOMORROW and can’t even pay my rent 😒 my school only sent about 75% of my rent while they pay football players (who haven’t won anything 😂) enough to buy new cars and houses 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
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Saw a response that said “Ball up top? Bro that’s game” and it was so perfectly put.
“Ball up top” is a crazy phrase to tweet after the most traumatic thing in your life.
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Niggas being going out so sad in these question on IG. Why are you asking these women if they would go out with a “regular guy” bro? Who the fuck you think these women are man? Lmao
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Not judging you but, this is terrifying to even fathom.
I think I finished pornhub fr. I've seen damn near everything on there
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Now imagine the strength and patience it took to make those racist cartoons back in the day.
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@JustRyCole
@p_mind8
Because Lakers fans are ungrateful and spoiled and want instant gratification constantly. Complain at the first sign of turbulence.
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Michael Irvin Vs Stephen A. after a huge Cowboys win or loss is better than Federer Vs Nadal.
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Thank you, Bobby Valentino.
6 months from now you’ll b in a much better situation. Emotionally and financially. Speak it into existence
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The amount of ridicule I received from Lakers fans my whole life as a Nuggets fan. I hate them. We talking crazy all year.
Y’all gotta realize Nuggets were so close to the finals during the Melo days and Lakers beat them along with the 2020 conference finals, I don’t really mind them talking like this they’ve been waiting for years
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Still wild to me I’ve lived long enough to watch layaway get remixed with interest on top. This is insane.
BREAKING: Apple sets up 'buy now, pay later' service
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Tommy looks like the older brother who grew up around the wrong crowd and got into the drug game but, always wanted better for his little brother Christian McCaffrey.
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GOATED
Shady McCoy got back to back Super Bowl rings and didn’t play in either game. 👑👑👑👑👑
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Y’all can act like you forgot about Lakers fans hating LeBron for absolutely no reason for the past 13 years but I’m not.
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When you struggling to get back on defense and stop to realize your man is about to shoot that wide open 3.
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Getting closer to Valentine’s Day and those height requirements dropping..🤔
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You can actually pinpoint when it stopped being fun for the baby 😂 fighting for its life down there
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Not being funny but how crazy did you think Fonzworth Bentley looked buying 1,000 bottles of baby oil from Costco for Diddy?
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Ay fck y’all I live a quick walk from the arena and got these tickets last minute 😂😂
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“Say less.” - Ronald Reagan (1984)
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1.) Y’all are STRICT
2.) I’m about to mute the word “date”
3.) You saying this while doing SHEIN hauls is insane because your whole outfit is $17.
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