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@CBMB__

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@CBMB__
Max Branning
4 years
The mandem are in complete disarray. I’ve killed the club 😭😭😭😭😭 This is worse than Ghana vs Uruguay, my hands are still on my head
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Max Branning
11 months
Smiling like he been waiting his whole life for this moment 🤣
@MPSHarlesden
Harlesden Police
11 months
2/2 above. Officers found quantities of Class A #drugs & #arrested 3 suspects for PWITS. Officers obtained a 3rd fast time #warrant from the courts after intel about a 2nd flat, forcing entry & finding what was believed to be a brothel #OpVigilant #Harlesden #HarlesdenTCT
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Max Branning
1 year
“Sorry Klopp sorry” 😭😭 how can you let a man bad you up like this
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EPL Bible
1 year
Klopp: “You have to hold the fucking shirt” 😂😂😂
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Max Branning
14 days
Now show us Rodris knee
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Manchester City
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Max Branning
3 years
Oi that look CR7 just gave Rashford was PEAK
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Max Branning
1 year
Football is well and truly back. No kids should be growing up supporting Chelsea
@leylahamed
Leyla Hamed
1 year
Here we go! My nephew has also decided to follow Havertz and Jorginho steps. Welcome to the @Arsenal ! 😂
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Max Branning
10 months
Whoever sits in this seat always starts recording when Antony gets on the ball init 🤣🤣 seen a few vids of him from this exact same angle
@CubarsiOoc
Cubarsi Out Of Context
10 months
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Max Branning
6 years
Press: “Will Ozil be in the squad this weeke.....” Emery: “OZIILLL???”
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Max Branning
1 year
Be fuckin serious yes it does matter what competition it is
@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
1 year
West Ham United are the first ever English side to go 17 European matches unbeaten. ⚒️ (ESPN) Doesn't matter what competitions it's from... this is an unbelievable achievement from Moyes and his players! 🤯
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Max Branning
10 months
I saw all the jokes they was making about Barkley apparently cooking Rice but never did I see any jokes about Rodri Interesting
@8Flavs
🇨🇩🇸🇱
10 months
Ross Barkley cooking City’s midfield in the build up to Luton’s goal
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Max Branning
1 year
People act like Arsenal are Tottenham uno 🤣 fucking hell
@WestHam_Central
West Ham (C)entral 🏆
1 year
Mentality monster. Needs to join City or something to achieve his dreams.
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Max Branning
1 year
KLOPP as well uno, moving like it’s their Dad about to beat them with a belt
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Max Branning
5 years
The hate that DT gets is crazy loool the man just took his 4 year old son to a football match and he still gets hate for it 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
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@CBMB__
Max Branning
7 years
Just minding my own business and then boom outta nowhere:
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Max Branning
1 year
I will never ever ever use this machine after videos i’ve seen online of mans leg snapping backwards and that
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
1 year
Barbie-pressing. 💪⁦ @SarahJoLindsay ⁩ ⁦ @RoarFitnessLDN #KenPower
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Max Branning
5 years
7 is way 2 early 🤭
@MrDtAFC
MR DT
5 years
I feel really tired this morning, I’ve been awake since 7
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Max Branning
2 years
2 Saka corners leading to goals
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Max Branning
5 years
If you sign for Arsenal at Centre Back we can all be winning
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Max Branning
7 years
When your team score at Wembley but you realise Thierry Henry missed a 1 on 1 in the UCL final in 06
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Max Branning
1 year
Can no one see the guy in the Man Utd top get knocked out I’m not understanding these Arsenal vs Arsenal jokes
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Max Branning
1 year
I’m no fan of Havertz but livescore tweeting this about a volley challenge is unbelievable agenda fuelled hating
@livescore
LiveScore
1 year
Kai Havertz became the first player in history to not score a single goal in the MLS All-Star Cross and Volley challenge ❌
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Max Branning
3 years
ARSENAL AT ROMA HEADQUARTERS:
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Max Branning
3 years
Old Trafford is a brothel man Arsenal r just respectable loyal men to their wives
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Max Branning
2 years
No we are not. Stop trying to get the media to clown us. Weirdos
@SunArsenal
The Sun - Arsenal
2 years
Arsenal fans believe Mikel Arteta is guiding new-look side to another INVINCIBLES campaign.. after tense win over Palace
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Max Branning
9 years
If Leicester win the league i'll legally change my name to Jamie Vardy
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Max Branning
5 years
“i used to be a professional footballer now i’m a policeman” #LoveIsland
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Max Branning
1 year
Can you imagine this guys been used to Selhurst Park and he walks out to this 😭😭😭 and people said it was a weird move
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
1 year
🇹🇷🏟️ Wilfried Zaha's new home! @GalatasaraySK
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Max Branning
6 years
Oasis - Wonderwall
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Max Branning
1 year
Pep took over a team that had already previously won a couple titles, not a team in turmoil struggling for top 4. Not to mention it wasn’t Peps first ever job as well. You lot just say any old shit on this app init 🤣🤣🤣
@olj4d
Olly
1 year
Arsenal have spent 450 million under Arteta. With peps first 450 million at city he got 100 points
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Max Branning
1 year
Decisions like these let me know we don’t stand a chance of winning this game
@PapaPincus
MATT 🅿️
1 year
RED????????
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Max Branning
4 years
@KieranCFC88 Dimitri 🤢
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@CBMB__
Max Branning
10 years
I don't believe in "breaks" in relationships. If you want a "break" i'll "break" your neck for wasting my time.
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@CBMB__
Max Branning
7 years
Guys were ready for the maddest pile up known to man when he got put through on goal
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Max Branning
1 year
He thinks they’re chanting at him loool
@ExpressionsOOZ
EXPRESSIONS OOZING
1 year
Stand up if you hate Tottenham at #WWEMITB was an absolute disgrace 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Max Branning
9 years
Stoke Away concourse was more than scenes, absolutely unreal,
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Max Branning
3 years
FAM are you crazy i woulda still celebrated it 😭🤣🤣 idc
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
3 years
They may have been 6-0 down at the time, but this Daniele De Rossi #UCL goal is truly slept on... 15 yards out, on the volley, and a no-look finish right into the corner of the goal 🤭
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Max Branning
5 years
Pep has 24 hours to respond
@DailyAFC
DailyAFC
5 years
David Luiz offering Reiss Nelson advice after the game 👏🏻 #afc
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Max Branning
6 months
“Dunk” don’t ever try and control a ball out the sky like this ever again Know your ability
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
6 months
Lukaku vs Dunk this season... 🍿
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Max Branning
1 year
Please stop flexing this 3rd tier European trophy that you must finish 7th in the league to participate in 😭
@WestHam_Central
West Ham (C)entral 🏆
1 year
Ungrateful to the man who made you.
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Max Branning
5 years
Don kept checking his shoulder like prime Fabregas
@Akademiks
DJ Akademiks
5 years
Drake said he wasn’t looking nervous in MarcyProjects .. he said he only looked around cuz he scoped out some Feds . He said Brooklyn was all love
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Max Branning
1 year
G Nev is a better man than me i wouldn’t care if it’s my job i’d have walked out the stadium
@AFC_Fazeel
Ghana Gunner
1 year
Declan Rice has not seen this at West Ham before 😭❤️❤️
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Max Branning
1 year
Arteta will start Matt Turner at left back before he plays Tierney there
@Arsenal
Arsenal
1 year
🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ 🧱 Tomiyasu at the back 💪 Rice anchors our midfield 📞 Nketiah leads the line 📺 Purchase your Match Pass to watch LIVE 👇
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Max Branning
3 years
Gotta be this. You just had to be there, vid don’t do it any sort of justice
@PapaPincus
MATT 🅿️
3 years
What’s the best limbs you’ve ever had the pleasure of being involved in? Let us know! 👀👇
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Max Branning
2 years
Liverpool tryna join the Arsenal & Man City title race I hear it
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Max Branning
3 years
Sancho 1 game 0 goals. Noted
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Max Branning
2 years
Me if i ever play against Arsenal
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Max Branning
5 years
How many times have Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane Pep?
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Max Branning
4 years
Naa this ones funny idc i laughed while making it
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Max Branning
7 years
If Giroud’s wife wants to stay in London then send him to QPR
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Max Branning
4 years
But what you lot don’t know is.. i’m consistently producing moments of magic like this... can my teammates really complain..? I’m an animal
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Max Branning
2 years
Richarlison lcm do me a favour and fuck off
@LiliBet_Global
LiliBet
2 years
Do you agree with our Arsenal-Spurs combined XI ahead of the derby? 🤔 Tell us who we've missed out! 👇😉
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Max Branning
3 years
Gilberto Silva just responded to me
@GilbertoSilva
Gilberto Silva
3 years
@CoryBrandon_ If someone can lend me a Nike Tiempo (left boot only)! Then I’m in 👍🏾
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Max Branning
6 months
Trossard was getting boo’d every time he touched the ball looool
@ryanadsett
Ryan
6 months
Leandro Trossard and Ben White btw, dead to us. Why can’t players leave and be respectful… like Alexis Mac Allister?
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Max Branning
4 years
If he doesn’t gun lean when he scores i’ll be very disappointed
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
4 years
📝 DEAL DONE: Leeds United have singed Crysencio Summerville from Feyenoord for an undisclosed fee until 2023. (Source: @LUFC )
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Max Branning
1 year
You tried to ruin my bday but i didn’t let you. The alcohol won in the end
@Arsenal
Arsenal
1 year
Full time at the City Ground.
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Max Branning
5 years
I’ll never ever ever get over how filthy that last goal is fuck off
@Fanzine_com
Fanzine Football
5 years
#OTD in 2016 Arsenal smashed West Ham 5-1 at the London Stadium. Alexis Sanchez was absolutely unstoppable in the 16/17 season 🔥 #AFC
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Max Branning
4 years
Is the keeper having me on 😭😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OurGameMagazine
Our Game Magazine
5 years
the no-look tho
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Max Branning
1 year
I watched this happen to Enzo last night against Luton and he got a yellow card for bringing the player down as well
@stadcfc
🛸
1 year
Oi who remembers when this used to be our DM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Max Branning
8 years
SKY SPORTS SHOW ME SOME LITTLE 6 YEAR OLD SPURS KIDS CRYING IN THE AWAY END HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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Max Branning
6 months
Whatever happens in this game. Man Utd have hit a new low for that
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Max Branning
4 years
27 uno before he knows it he’s 30 with absolutely 0 trophies to his name
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
4 years
One of the best finishers in the world 🎯 Happy 27th birthday, Harry Kane! 🥳
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Max Branning
5 years
So Pochetino cried for no reason? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Max Branning
2 years
They tried to question have Leicester replaced Arsenal in the big 6. Don’t think we forgot
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Max Branning
6 years
So so so muggy 🤣🤣 i love you @Arsenal ❤️
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Max Branning
3 years
JIB CLUB STRIKES AGAIN 😛😛😛😛 me and bro was on our Michael Scofield sh*t. IT’S COMING HOME BABY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Lil TV appearance as well 🤣🐐
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Max Branning
1 year
@OhCryptoNews Spurs last won the league in 1961, we are not the same unfortunately
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Max Branning
8 years
I shall never ever ever re watch this game in my life, not even highlights
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Max Branning
8 years
When your friend is tryna take a snap of you and you have noooooo trim 😭
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@CBMB__
Max Branning
8 years
If u watched Eastenders tonight and you don't know who Pat is then ur not Eastenders through and through #EELastOrders
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Max Branning
1 year
Lavia must be thinking rah i’m 2nd choice to both these clubs 😭 backup option
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Max Branning
3 years
Shut the FUCK up, if it was an Arsenal player who played this poorly you’d be tryna run joke
@ESPNUK
ESPN UK
3 years
Just look what it meant to Bruno Fernandes 💔
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Max Branning
1 year
I reckon a few can tbf looool
@WestHam_Central
West Ham (C)entral 🏆
1 year
Sorry but how many clubs in England pull up these numbers?
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Max Branning
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Max Branning
5 years
Trent could never
@VipArsenal
AfcVIP⁴⁹
5 years
Sokratis Papastathopoulos. The right-back. Our Greek warrior! 💪
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Max Branning
4 years
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Max Branning
3 years
CR7 was doing no look flicks in the 1st half only to be given a hiding in the 2nd
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Max Branning
10 months
We’re the imposters, only team to beat them and keep a clean sheet
@WelBeast
WelBeast
10 months
There's an imposter among us
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Max Branning
6 years
Large up the bald head yid that try give it on Wembley Way he held a hefty one to his jaw his pride won’t recover from that
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Max Branning
5 years
One single man (Liverpool) walks over tries to bang one of them in their face, they do nothing and then when everythings done they wanna scream “yids yids yids”
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Max Branning
2 years
This might be my final straw with football twitter. You lot don’t understand physics
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Max Branning
4 years
Hi @HotspurEdition , why was this tweet deleted?
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Max Branning
5 years
Ahh my Birthday was a turnup foreal ! 🤣🤟 big 2️⃣1️⃣. More life 🍾🍾
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Max Branning
3 years
Yh go make Tik Toks or something
@Wolves
Wolves
3 years
FT | #WOL 0-1 #ARS It ends in defeat at Molineux. #WOLARS 🐺⏱
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Max Branning
1 year
Zinchenko we cannoh replace him
@ahmed1of1
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1 year
gotta be my favorite goal from last season
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Max Branning
1 year
Grow up man 🤣 angry over an unfollow on Instagram uno 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hakim Ziyech unfollowed Chelsea on Instagram as soon as he left. So glad our club has gotten rid of all our weak minded players.
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Max Branning
3 years
How did man not play ball as kids man i’ll just never understand. How can you be this bad at ball 🤣
@Tobincii
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3 years
The footballer:
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Max Branning
1 year
Trashed the city, took 3 points & fucked off back to London Scummy that
@YSLRNUFC
Yves Saint Laurent Robert
1 year
#AFC A disgrace from some of your fans!!!!!
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Max Branning
6 years
A ball roll?
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Max Branning
4 years
Hey at least Lamela scored a rabona last week
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
4 years
Our Europa League campaign comes to an end. 🔵 #GNKD 3-0 #THFC 🟡
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Max Branning
6 years
That Aubameyang penalty will rattle me for the rest of my life
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Max Branning
1 year
You said that Man City thing just to scare us, shut up man
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
West Ham are expected to reject 2nd proposal from Arsenal for Declan Rice — £90m total fee, £75m + £15m add ons 🚨⚪️🔴 #AFC West Ham believe £15m add-ons are also difficult to achieve. Hammers still expect Man City to enter the race this week. Arsenal remain confident.
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Max Branning
9 years
"My west ting want sexual Ealing, so she Acton up" Take a bow son, Take a bow 😫🔥
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Max Branning
3 years
£1 scramble in school
@nocontextfooty
Out Of Context Football
3 years
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Max Branning
4 years
How the fuck has the Ref not given a red card tho
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Max Branning
5 years
The hatred i have for Spurs is next level uno
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Max Branning
4 years
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@ManUtd
Manchester United
4 years
Find us a pic with more sauce than this... we'll wait 🔥
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Max Branning
7 years
Block 112 g, you know the rest
@TroopzAFC
The People’s Champion 🇯🇲🇵🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
7 years
Soooo pissed I couldn’t make the game tonight, but I’ll be at WEMBLEY !!! ❤️❤️🔴⚪️ #AFC #UpTheGun
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Max Branning
8 years
Support Chelsea
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Max Branning
3 years
United might have just put up the worst half of football this league has ever seen
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Max Branning
1 year
I dunno why this goal aint talked about on the same level as Bergkamps
@SexyFirstTouch
Sexy First Touches
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