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// DONT TALKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT
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(this does NOT look good, but the lazer went around the moon)
Oh, I know exactly what I’m gonna do about it!
BUUUUUAGGHHHH-
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// guys im bored send me songs and ill rate them on a scale of 10
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(comment here for a gift)
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// parody twitter moon arc: the movie.
Staring Chris Pratt as: the moon
"Its-a me. The moon" - Chris Pratt
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// ok importanta announcement: after having slept on it, i have decided the moon arc WILL continue. I will be taking the constructive criticism into account do this hopefully does not happen again (cant make any promises it wont tho)
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Why this is actually possible (aka the Local 58 Moon dodging/manipulating a laser from the Sun), a thread 🧵
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(despite not looking at it, the moons voice rings in everyones head)
🧵
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// now yall got the sun AND the moon to worry about??? Damn yall fucked fr
Day Has Broken.
And as you look up towards the sky, eyes peeking just barely at the sun, you feel your skin start to boil, you feel yourself slowly sinking into a fleshy pit of what you suddenly were. But everything feels tranquil, as your vision suddenly changes
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// random thing i made for this cuz why not
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// im so fuckin tired man
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(HELLO EVERYONE! I HOPE YOURE ALL HAVING A GREAT NIGHT! ITS ESPECIALLY NICE FOR A WALK HUH?)
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// gonna go to bed, might scrap the ending and change muse tomorrow, not just because of this whole situation but mostly because this was fun at first but as time went on it kinda just got less fun. might change my mind tomorrow but we will see i guess
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// FUCK
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// oh yea, moon arc ending is scrapped. but
@THEDEATHRAN
is cooking something for it so follow him if you wanna see that
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// also funny to me how most of the qrts were people complaining about dogpiling 😭
// ok importanta announcement: after having slept on it, i have decided the moon arc WILL continue. I will be taking the constructive criticism into account do this hopefully does not happen again (cant make any promises it wont tho)
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🐑wow.
Your...
STUPID.
the last person who I was told to "feel their embraced" got impaled by the very power they gave me.
Is it beacuse I'm a lamb, you assume I would follow your word blindly?
I already use that to my ADVANTAGE IN MY OWN CULT.
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// oh thats over 50 notifs... And EXE leaving... Thats one way to start my day
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// can i just put it out there: this is actually really hard for me to do???? like yea im pretty good at writing this thing but i still hate him???? I wanna be a silly good guy???? And now i got the creator of MX on my ass???? what is happening???
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// this is to say: i am taking a small break, maybe a few posts here and there im just very overwhelemed rn. (also also, if you think you can kill the moon, you cant. i have an ending planned out. you will lose. simple as that)
// can i just put it out there: this is actually really hard for me to do???? like yea im pretty good at writing this thing but i still hate him???? I wanna be a silly good guy???? And now i got the creator of MX on my ass???? what is happening???
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🍭: This Moon Stuff is stupid honestly, ESPECIALLY SINCE ALL I SEE IS THIS!
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// i should say, any interactions with the sun account will not be canon (he literally made it so the sun wouldnt ever rise anyways) and having 2 celestial threats all at once is a lot
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@spearhead_f1sh
* Ready? Let’s have FUN.
* I think your army wants to say some hellos…
* HEHEHEH…
* HOWDY! ITS ME! YOUR BEST FRIEND
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// btw not posting today because of the strike. Probably not gonna be on twitter too much either. Remember to do your clicks and support palestine!
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//jesus 400 followers already???
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh banner call ig reply with drive or png
(Image for attention)
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WHERE IS IT
WHERE IS IT
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT I NEED IT
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// goodnight chat. might be more serious tomorrow, might not. silly moon is fun. we will see.
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// ok uhhhhhh lemme explain why this didnt hit him cuz normally it wouldve but im shit at editing so i forgor to put this in, but as soon as bro was free he put up a forcefield to protect himself since he knew people were gonna do this kinda thing
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(this does NOT look good, but the lazer went around the moon)
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// interaction bait or somethin...
([READER] has stumbled through the lich yard, and finds specter knight looking at some kind of locket.
do they interact?)
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// chat what would yall think if i brought the moon back? (not saying its gonna happen)
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// just realized in all my time of parodying (like 6 or 8 months) i havent seen a single simpsons parody and i think that should exist
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// i really hope this works
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Try me.
I'll tank it easily.
Don't expect to be able to "kill me."
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// this why yo ass got declassified as a planet
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GIVE IN. THERE IS NOTHING LEFT FOR ALL OF YOU.
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(your BP has been drained. your items vanish)
“NOT IF WE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, PAESANO!”
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🐑I mean
it's a common enemy to the THREE of us so like
. . .
Yeah we teaming up
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// FATAL ERROR CALLED ME A GOAT????
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// vote the goat cyn gang
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(interaction bait i guess idk im bored as hell)
*[READER] hears a knocking on their door*
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// uhhhhh im gonna take a break for a bit, i been going crazy today i need a break
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// sorry for not posting today i was hanging out with a friend but tomorrow i might do somethin
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// ok chat theres an eclipse today so this is the only time i will say dont look at the moon you will go blind
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(M begins to throw up, this soon turns into blood, and then into organs.)
He kept his eyes shut, breathing ragged as he lay there.
Another word slipped into his mind other than 'I'm fine' .. 'Geo . . .'
'G e o . . .'
M growled, "F-Fuck off. . -"
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// Btw if you wanna look at the moon (you should) then feel free to @ me because it gets hard to keep track of people when they havent interacted with me but have claimed to look at the moon
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Hey! You can’t just WALTZ in here, pretend your me, and then melt a bunch of the weird little guys living on Earth! And then, to add insult to injury, YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SUN PUNS!
I guess you and I are SOLAR opposites, then!
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// FUCK REBRANDING WE STAYING AS THE INTRUDER RAAAAAAAAH (ALSO FUCK ALEX KISTER)
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// ima go do somethin else now but PLEASE keep dunkin on me in the qrts i deserve it bro 🙏
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YKNOW WHAT ALL OF YOU ARE THE FREAKS FOR TAKING IT THAT WAY FUCK ALL YALL.
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