@patriottakes
He has "President Donald Trump" embroidered on his shirt.
1. Because he forgets who he is.
2. Because Mar-a-Largo guests forget who he is.
3. Because the laundry doesn't know whose shirt it is.
@BenjaminPDixon
There's no room for that bourgeois sophistry when a United States Senator is perfectly comfortable talking about slavery being a necessary evil.
@michaelharriot
1. Maybe he'll lose the Senate, but SCOTUS is stacked in his favor. Don't forget the Brooks Brothers Riot of 2000.
2. The DOJ will do whatever William Barr wants it to do.
3. He is already using Chad Wolf's amateur army as police.
4. What is Portland if not a practice run?
@Maladroithe
@AdrienneLaw
But a weird thing happened around 1999 and the old Nazis who were still alive didn't seem so ashamed any more. How the fuck did that happen?
Herbert Walther came up to me in a bar near the Marksburg bragging about his time in the Waffen SS. Something had changed.
@MSWelfareTheft
@AngryBlackLady
Makes no difference if the property is privately owned. The people who witness the behavior are "the public" and they did not consent.
@GeorgeForth
Some of us have always supported trans people since the 1970s when so many of us found ourselves sharing accommodation, hanging out at the same venues and fighting off the same queerbashers.
To abandon "trans people" now would make no sense.
@w_mariamawit
@DrKidNurse
@Paul_Spicer
@BisHilarious
When she wanted to really intimidate me, she would take the southbound freeway, knowing I didn't yet have my green card and I could see we were running out of exits before we crossed into Mexico.
@issielapowsky
I acknowledge I do have a problem with dishes. I have apologized to my loving wife for all the suffering my problem had caused and I am presently attending dish rehab to address my shortcomings. God bless America.
@shannonrwatts
@darth
Yes we do. We made seatbelts compulsory, we banned smoking in public places, and we prosecute parents who don't put adequate safety fences around their pools.
@PaulbernalUK
I don't know. From here it might look like somebody wanted to turn the UK's waterways into open sewers, but needed to get that pesky busybody the EU out of the way first.
@Comey
You know if you hadn't made that public announcement about Hillary Clinton's emails possibly being on Anthony Weiner's laptop, we probably wouldn't be going through all this right now?
@Kevin_Faulconer
I'd much rather San Diego had a mayor who was more like California's excellent governor. During a pandemic, at least behave as if you're interested in doing something constructive.
@ASlavitt
@DevinCow
Who do they imagine was doing the roaring? There were flappers, gangsters, bathtub gin that caused blindness, lynchings. Most working people had to leave the house to take a shit. Fuck the twenties.
@ECMcLaughlin
Perhaps it would have been done by now if it was *just* mental illness. But it's a triple threat. He's as greedy as he is ignorant as he is mentally ill. And those three heads keep on running interference for each other.
#Covfefe19
@itsJeffTiedrich
In the context it seemed trump feels the suburbs are a buffer against integration. In dog whistle speak, urban always means black; suburban means white.
@SeanConnolly67
@HeronChe
And I think it goes deeper than that. You'll be aware supporters of Glasgow's other team are affiliated with the worst paramilitary bigots. Celtic supporters stand with freedom fighters in Ireland and across the globe.
@neiltyson
I mentioned Nelson Mandela in a non-controversial context and a 40-year-old white guy interrupted me to say he'd heard of the Mandela effect but had no idea there was an actual person named Mandela or that his name was Nelson.
@Otto_English
Oddly enough, I was once employed to guard overnight the canvases painted by Winston Churchill himself. It was a special exhibit at the Ideal Home Exhibition. One unfinished painting was on an easel and, during the long, cold, Earls Court nights I thought of finishing it for him.
@AngrierWHStaff
Americans seem awfully complacent about
#bountygate
. Not one person I know in San Diego has even mentioned it in conversation. No mobs have assaulted the presidential palace. You're a strange lot.
@RawStory
Perhaps the GOP needs to inform future candidates that parody is just one of those things you need to be able to put up with if you embark upon a career in public life.