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@BxtchImWoo
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4 years
I was in the judicial system from 1990 to 2010. I gave niggas a head start. 2021 Y’ALL GON FEEL ME...
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CDC: Omicron Black ppl: Omarion CDC: Coronavirus Black ppl: The Rona CDC: Pandemic Black ppl: “everything that’s going on”
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They said this how light skinned niggas shoot dice
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When i take a swig of the water bottle that been sitting in my car overnight in the winter
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The “Drake killed all them niggas” crew:
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S/O to Cam & Mase for letting OJ get some shine before he passed away. Man was found not guilty but still was blackballed for the rest of his life
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She stopped pretending to be black & embraced her true inner cracker. Y’all fall for it every time
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Man Doja Cat used to be so bad what happened 😭😭
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LeBron, Shaq, Stephen A, Barkley & Shannon Sharpe talking to Kyrie:
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Cam & Mase to J. Prince:
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Kendrick Lamar to Drake on Not Like Us:
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Drake introducing his daughter to the world next week because Kendrick exposed he got another kid
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Jayson Tatum & Jaylen Brown when they get home tonight
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Live footage of Drake fans that are on Twitter saying he’s winning this battle:
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4 years
Me watching the #BussItChallenge for the past 58 hours straight
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Found this video in my phone that i recorded after The Cavs won the championship in 2016. Cleveland was lit!
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10 months
This nigga DJ Envy was tryna sell crime scenes. Cut the volume on 😭
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10 months
I watch Joe Budden podcast & they dick ride Drake. Nigga was honest for once about an album & Aubrey wrote a 1,000 word essay. Ain’t acknowledge them niggas once for all the times they’ve said his mediocre music was good 😂 Nigga ya album is trash.
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3 months
The game always been a cornball, he looking for some attention, this shit was wack af, goodnight 🥱😴
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@muadiddy I grew up watching Tom & Jerry. Don’t forget Tom’s owner. Never saw her face. Just the ridiculous voice, meaty dark hands & apron. Had to look it up. Her name was Mammy Two Shoes 😒
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Canelo: I’m the best Jim Gray: So are you gonna fight Benavidez next? Canelo: i don’t know Me:
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@SaycheeseDGTL But you can pose in magazines wearing heels & stockings & “be for black”? Aiight bet
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3 years
Lmao twitter had omg KD, damn KD & easy money sniper trending just to take a L in game 7 😂😂😂
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1 year
Oh how I’ve waited to use this clip. “Alleged squirter” is hilarious tho 😭
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After Zion Williamson Posted His Gender Reveal Video w/ ALLEGED Squirter Ahkeema, Only Fans Model Moriah Milly Mills Goes Off Saying She Helped Him Get Back in Shape By Playing Bed Gammon w/ Him & He Better Hope She's Not Pregnant TOO (Texts-Pics-Tweets)
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KDot dissed Drake & Cole. Cole responded then apologized 6 hours later. Drake dissed KDot lil feet on a techno beat. Ross called Drake a white boy & he ain’t have a comeback so he dissed KDot again. Ye back in it after J prince told them to be friends & Chris Brown dissed Quavo
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Rich Paul after he saw the dodgers give Ohtani $700M 💪🏿🤑🫡
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Klutch Sports Group, the agency run by Rich Paul that represents LeBron James and Jalen Hurts, is expanding to MLB after acquiring Rep 1's baseball division, whose roster includes Red Sox star Rafael Devers, All-Star closer Devin Williams and Platinum Glove winner Andrés Giménez.
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2 years
Just got done listening to Sauce Walka Ghetto Gospel 3
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Me listening to this Hov verse for the 12th time trying to catch every double & triple entendre, sneak diss & jewel dropped #HovDid
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Georgia inmates waking Q Money up every morning for the rest of his life to do that lil dance
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“Another white boy at the park tryna hang wit the crew”
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Kodak Black after doing a song with 6ix9ine for $1M:
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WTF IS WRONG WITH DRAYMOND GREEN!? 😭😭😭
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7 months
Started watching Katt Williams interview with Willie D. He said he was making 6-7 thousand a year shoveling snow & cutting grass. When he was 10. & that he made a million dollars before he turned 18 as a door to door salesman. I cut it off
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Kendrick got that nigga’s actual ozempic prescription tho. With his name on it 😭😭😭
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Drake responds to Rick Ross calling him “white boy”:
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@iamdesibanks @_beautylovepain Niggas feet been wildin on this app past couple days
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So i went in the bank to get some cash this morning. Bank teller: “We don’t have any large bills. Are 20s fine?” Me: “That’s fine.” Bank teller: “If you ever need large bills come on Tuesday or Thursday because that’s when they bring the money in.” Me:
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Donovan Mitchell & Paolo Banchero after this game 7
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@KingJosiah54 Algorithm caught you stealing
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The Steelers really were the WORST 11-0 team in NFL history
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Tristan Thompson taking steroids to average 3 points is beyonnnd me
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“LIL TAY DIED!!??” “WTF!?” “WOW!”
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The real Lamar when he see this week’s episode of #BMF
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@MAL___ Go grab ya CDL fam
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@BornAKang These seats tell the whole story
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🎓🍾 my oldest is done 🥳
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“Why weren’t you at The Pop Out: Ken & Friends?” The Game:
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@Courvoisier_Kid This might be a sign for you to chill G. Idk 🤣🤣
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I’m not defending Steve Harvey or refuting nothing Katt Williams said about him. BUT A NIGGA FROM CINCINATTI CALLING A NIGGA FROM CLEVELAND A COUNTRY BUMPKIN IS CRAZY!
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Just binged True Story on Netflix straight thru. Best thing Kevin Hart ever put out
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Where tf is Deshaun Watson?
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Me: “It’s halftime & Scoot Henderson got 11 points 🤔 fuck it imma bet he get 20 for the game 😏” Scoot Henderson after halftime:
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Snoop has ALWAYS been a fence rider. That’s why Pac wasn’t fw him
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Snoop wanted to play the fence Dot said iight bet 😂
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The “ i support Rory & Mal” crew VS The “i support Joe Budden” crew on twitter
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Drake: “You got a lil mansion hahaha” Rick Ross: “You got a old airplane white boy hahaha” Me laughin, switchin between they IG stories:
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Why Rihanna keep letting asap rocky nut in her?
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Damn AB
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Just seen Joe Budden read an ad after talking shit about niggas reading ads
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MLK Jr watching this from heaven:
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Justin Pearson is a powerful orator
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Watching Belly for the first time in years. Why the lady C.O. got this big ass mustache? 🧔🏽😭😭😭
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Boutta see if i can find some of these rich niggas credit cards in the debris
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Muted. Y’all niggas ears don’t work
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Savannah shittin on everybody y’all named
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Kendall Jenner, Hailey Bieber and Kylie Jenner wait outside the Vanity Fair party after the #Oscars ceremony.
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Me: “BAKER MAYFIELD IS SHITTY!” Bakersexuals:
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I never been to trial so i never been found not guilty. That shit gotta feel amazing!!! Can’t be mad at for this video. Dumb broad sent her brother & Travis Rudolph sent him right back…in a box
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Pusha T really live in Drake’s head. He hurt. I guess it’s gotta be difficult being at odds with somebody you once looked up to. They just need to shoot the fair one at this point because Aubrey ain’t letting this go 😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️
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i never used to buy myself ANYTHING while my kids were growing up 😞 they all grown now & every time we link up i make sure I’m fresher than all of em 😎
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The woman in this pic is on Twitter fuckin & suckin & y’all talking bout a pic 😭😭😭😭
@FOREVER_SAINT
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Some People Call This The “ Ayesha Curry Effect “ Ima keep my thoughts bc y’all don’t be rational , but MEN & WOMEN share your dissertation
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Meek looking at everybody jump Drake but nobody would help him when he was getting beat up
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Damn shit really up out here!
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Me to all the Canelosexuals after he got his ass beat:
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@Lisamarie61 @Chase Your android device may not. This iPhone 11 does but...
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Nobody: Black ppl celebrating St. Patrick’s Day:
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The umpire getting out the way when Tim Anderson & Jose Ramirez was boutta fight
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How u do all this & the speed limit 35 on Green rd?
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Famous niggas taking turns with this broad is super weird. IDC what nobody say
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Damson Idris and his new woman Lori Harvey 📸❤️
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“Dad tell me about the PPP & unemployment era”
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Picture surfaces of Jada Pinkett Smith when she used to sell crack in East Cleveland
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@RobIsRandomAF_6 Nobody: Dudes that bought her onlyfans:
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@yo_its_kisha Nigga always speaking on somebody behalf 😭 nobody care about that nigga outside of Houston
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Nigga said them browns players shoulda checked in 😭😭😭😭 naw but who you sposed to check in wit in Cleveland? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Talked all that shit! Now look at his face 😂😂🥴 #DavisRomero
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I was just accosted by an angry white lady with a camera phone cuz i parked my truck for 2 minutes while i ran in the store. I flinched from the shoulder like i was finna punch her cuz she was screaming at me 😂😂😂😂 i swear to God i hope she post it & it go viral. Please God 🙏🏿
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Black ppl have been through more physical, mental & emotional torture than any other ppl in this WORLD but the internet is STILL talking bout what Kanye “said” about Jews 10 days ago. I don’t care about him. I’m saying this WORLD is anti-black & everybody is ok with that
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Dropped a classic in 2021. Now i just let it sit in my garage & collect dust. I’ll never be a “car guy”. But i did just get a laugh at the car niggas on IG that got some Daytons THIS YEAR debatin big hub vs small hub. You niggas been riding around on $3K rims 😂😂😂 nigga shut up
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Just watched the latest episode of raising kanan
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Nigga shut up
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And just like that, HE’S BACK bruh! @Eminem Houdini is too good! 🫡🔥🔥🔥
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Aye joe budden constantly speaking on his dislike for Meg the stallion is weird & spicy atp. I got a couple females iont like that actually did shit to me to garner a dislike. But I’m not ever gon speak their names or about my dislike publicly. Geigh vibes
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Lottery a mf. Lady won a mil on a scratch off. Took the cash option. Got 360 bands. I mean that ain’t nothing to sneeze at. But damn near 2/3 of the mil went to the government. They are the biggest fuckin thieves on the planet.
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Black men add “nigga” at the end of everything so we don’t sound soft when talking to each other. “Happy Birthday, Nigga.” “Congratulations, Nigga.” “Love you too, Nigga.” “That’s a nice outfit, Nigga” “My condolences, Nigga.” “How ya family doing, Nigga?” 😭
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Nobody: Malcom Brogdon:
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The insinuation is ridiculous. Y’all dick ride & defend celebrities so much that y’all would compare dude to Malcolm?? Gtfoh
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Some of y’all need to ask your grandparents how they felt about Malcolm X when it was happening..
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