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I was paying $550/month for health insurance this year.
Then I had an emergency and had to take an ambulance.
I got a bill for $1340. Insurance covers exactly $0 because I havenโt even come close to the $5000 deductible.
Fuck this.
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Women will look online at chairs that cost $5,000 and say โI want this chair but it costs $5,000โ
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AR helps me see how a new couch will look in my living room
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It was only a matter of time until horny Twitter turned my art into something truly disgusting
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If you go to the movies, you need to shut the fuck up.
Is the movie on? Yes? Then shut the fuck up during the movie.
Is it a quiet scene? Then shut the fuck up.
Is it a loud scene? Still shut the fuck up.
If you go to the movies, you need to shut the fuck up.
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Why do all cops look like this when they drive
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Itโs so windy this friendly dog got blown away. Watch the back legs omg
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Who is Mary Kill and why does everyone want to fuck her
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Hey there Delilah I am boutta suck yo tiddy
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"do you want to protect your purchase for an additional $4.99?"
No. I will protect my purchase with my katana
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No officer itโs okay theyโre CBD fireworks
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I want a slice of the FBI cake from silence of the lambs
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im gonna come out and say it. ryan gosling's crooked wrist in the La La Land poster has pissed me off for a fucking year
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girlfriends like eating pickles it is very healthy for them
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my sister is a middle school special ed teacher. this is a photo of her carrying one of her students to the bathroom on her back in the rain. she also buys supplies with her own money. i wrote a poop joke on twitter yesterday
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United Health Care:
275 BILLION dollar valuation
Anthem:
73 billion
Cigna:
72 billion
These and other healthcare stocks are sitting at or near ALL TIME HIGHS because they FUCK us all
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please enjoy this very special compilation i made of my girlfriend who famously enjoys being filmed
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if you get $100k in student loan debt, that's your problem. if you get sick and your insurance won't cover you, it's on you. if you're a CEO and you run your shitty company into the ground, you get a nice bailout package from the government, always, forever
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A pregnant woman was getting into her car next to mine at Trader Joeโs and all she had was a tiny little rotisserie chicken and I decided to gleefully say to her, โone lilโ chicken for the pregnant lady!โ Suffice it to say my embarrassment quota is filled for many years
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just ordered a breakfast burrito over the phone and asked them to please grill the tortilla. then i said "i'm a slut for a grilled tortilla" and the guy just said "ok"
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It is with a heavy heart that I must announce Mac Demarco has been dethroned by Post Malone as the human cigarette
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Iโm fortunate enough to afford this, and the monthly premium.
What the fuck about the people who canโt? What do they do?
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college should be free anyway. idk how anyone can be against this. if we want to remain competitive on the world stage we should put all our shit into having an educated populace and improve it instead of giving lockheed 3 trillion for a dumb plane
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Made some nachos last night the old fashioned way with REAL cheese
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this is bad for my anxiety
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Delaware doesnโt exist. Name one person from Delaware. Draw me the fucking shape of Delaware. You canโt because itโs not a real place
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the only way to stop drunk drivers is to bring in more "good" drunk drivers to fight the bad drunk drivers
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I hate it in movies and tv when people vomit and hug the toilet. Thereโs piss all over that thing
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One time my dad bought so much cereal because it was on sale and sent this photo to General Mills
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ok white people it's the end of 2019 and i challenge YOU to tweet the awful things you did to perpetuate white stereotypes. i'll start: i ate cream of mushroom soup every single day
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My dentist says if this gets 100k retweets I donโt have to fuckin floss anymore
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still so wild how they're so horny for the constitution and the founding fathers but love to willfully ignore the part about separating church and state
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@ConceptualJames
Damn I was skeptical but this one infographic has convinced me to start littering
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I love working for myself because I can order lunch on the company card and steal office supplies and my dipshit boss is none the wiser because im my own boss and nobody knows how to fool me better than me. Health insurance is expensive though
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the roof of your mouth should actually be called the ceiling because ceilings are inside and roofs are outside. the current time is 11:02 AM
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Car was stolen 1/18.
Car got a ticket 1/19.
Contested the ticket with the *official police report* and insurance affidavit showing it stolen 1/18, a full day before the ticket was issued.
City of LA says insufficient evidence. Have to pay.
Great scam!
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What if the Volcano Masturbator knew he was about to get mummified and assumed the jack off position to make future people laugh
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When a movie starts by fuckin with the movie studio intro you know itโs about to be a wild ride
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Look, I may not be the smartest, or the most successful, but I am also not the best looking, or the funniest, or the most talented, or the coolest
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barista: and a name please?
idiot: "TRUMP." does that...TRIGGER you, cuck?
barista: i dont understand what you mean. anyway that'll be $3.50
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[boy spreads his little arms]
Boy: i love you this much daddy!
Neil deGrasse Tyson: on a universal scale, that is an alarmingly small amount
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What a fucking shitty time to have critical thinking skills
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Things tall people are SICK of hearing:
1) do u play basketball?
2) do u play volleyball?
3) how tall are you?
4) howโs the weather up there bitch?
5) fuk u
6) you fuck my wife?
7) do u listen to joe rogan podcast
8) is your dad tall?
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star wars nipple count:
episode I: 0
episode II: 0
episode III: 2
episode IV: 0
episode V: 0
episode VI: 0
episode VII: 0
episode VIII: 6
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no matter how beautiful the apartment, if the bathroom has these sinks it's an automatic no
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R. Kelly is a liar who perpetrated the ultimate Mandela Effect on all of us. Ignition was always a remix and there was never an original
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Donald Trump shits in a golden toilet in a golden apartment high atop a tower with his name on it in New York City
Meryl bout to get some "final thoughts" tomorrow. These entitled Hollywood crybabies still don't understand how out of touch they are!
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here's my impression of ben shapiro having sex
ben's wife: fuck me ben
ben shapiro (extremely ben shapiro voice): that's what i'm doing
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Postmates is an app that turns $10 dollar sandwiches into $25 dollar sandwiches
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Never flip people off while youโre driving because u never know who it is. You might be giving the finger to me, and Iโm gonna come suck on it when I catch you
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People who are โreadingโ at coffee shops and restaurants: no youโre not
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Cool cool cool cool. Woke up to the big church behind my apartment having Sunday services as usual. Called up the city, was told the mayor of Los Angeles exempted religious groups from shutting down, and simply advised them to practice social distancing. What a fucking joke
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Went to the heart doctor and they did an echocardiogram and they said my heart is full of piss (????) the doctor also said my heart is too powerful and suggested I start smoking
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enough is enough. we're all adults. it's time to rename the Sperm Whale. we should be calling it the Cum Whale
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My brother just sent me this pic of our 8 year old dog Meg fresh out of a surgery to remove a cancerous growth on her leg
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Man: welcome to jiffy lube
Me: lube
Man: lmao
Me: haha
Man: sex is good
Me: yeah me too
Man: anyway where's your car
Me: I don't have one
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Is there any better visual gag than cutting a slice of cake and then taking the entire cake around the slice instead
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pretty cool that elon musk and kanye west are so unaffected by politics that they can just have fun trolling about the election like dipshits. it's definitely epic win sauce
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What a dumb fucking disappointing time to be alive
Spent $3.5 million for the art. Serum tasted spicy, with a hint of paprika ๐ถ
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Anyone else used to feel guilty cranking hog on 9/11?
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dear everyone:
sing the fucking happy birthday song 3x faster. it's meant to be a happy, upbeat number. not a fucking funeral hymn
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yes i'm an SJW...
Suckin
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Whoa this is good juice
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please god make the Google Fi youtube ads stop
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Damn planters put a whole peanussy on the bottle
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the fact that so many millions of kids enjoy jake and logan paul makes me never want to have children.
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@JoePompliano
If he wanted to solve climate change heโd be a staunch advocate for overhauling city planning and making public transportation, walking, and cycling much more accessible for all. Not cars and car tunnels
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it would be cool if they gave me a small guest role in season 4 of the hit HBO show succession
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Hell yeah getting texts from my dadโs friend rocks
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imagine being married to the Geico lizard. that little guy is emotionally available
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Heโs 5โ7. As someone who is 6โ3 this is unfair because it takes exponentially more work for my body to look this good
Jeremy Allen White is iconic in Calvin Klein Underwear. designed in New York City.
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