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Pseudonymously pregnant on Park Avenue

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Posting about all things marriage, birth, baby, and aspiring to have a large family when the culture, the medical community, and the economy are all against you.
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@wil_da_beast630 Ok I’m thinking his means it the way black people sometime use “diverse”… meaning all-black. Because from what I hear the Kendrick Lamar back up singers/dancers did not have a single non-black person (I didn’t watch the Super Bowl so can’t confirm)
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RT @elonmusk: Haha true
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@KK_EmeraldQueen Oh interesting! I did the forward leaning inversions through 3 contractions, and just like magic my contractions picked up. So I know that’s when she must have turned. Doing it all earlier and more often this time (I’m 24 weeks)
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@KK_EmeraldQueen Had back pain more and more intensely as the contractions built, and my pain relief was my tireless husband rubbing my lower back through every single contraction. I didn’t realize until it was all over, after a successful natural delivery, how intense the experience was
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Women, if you want children, now or in the future, the best thing you can do is GET OFF BIRTH CONTROL. Better yet, never get on it. If you absolutely must, try a copper IUD (no hormones–it doesn’t affect ovulation). But for goodness’s sake, ditch the pill. It’s fertility poison
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Two successful (so far), healthy pregnancies by the way. One successful natural delivery. And now I’m 24 weeks into the second one and trucking along like a pro. If somehow you’ve gotten to age 30 and you’re not married: Get off BC. Date with intention. Despair not.
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RT @Serena_Partrick: Rapists locked in cells with women? Who cares! Girls humiliated in their sports and locker rooms? So what! Children be…
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RT @ClayTravis: Credit to Jalen Hurts — tremendous lesson for kids out there, benched at halftime of the national title game for Tua, refus…
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RT @MrsCMFrancis: Motherhood is really really hard. On the flip side, it’s really really fun. Get over yourself and just enjoy your kids.…
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RT @CollinRugg: JUST IN: Taylor Swift looks uncomfortable as fans appear to boo her when she is shown on the big screen at Super Bowl LIX i…
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RT @sav_says_: Pornography needs to be banned on X. If this were a physical town square and two adults were having sex out in the open in…
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RT @MeghanEMurphy: Pornography isn’t speech. I’m sick of being exposed to it against my will here and have no idea why it is allowed. If me…
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RT @MattWalshBlog: On multiple occasions now the parents of school shooters have been charged for the crimes their children committed. So w…
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RT @michaeljknowles: Not a single lib commercial so far. Culture is downstream of politics.
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RT @ladymegofthemw: It’s so crazy that men feel how women feel during ovulation, all of the time. Do you know how much I could get done if…
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RT @benshapiro: My halftime show review: Actually, it's a beautiful voice and a beautiful accent. The only problem is, I can't understand…
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RT @JDVance: If a judge tried to tell a general how to conduct a military operation, that would be illegal. If a judge tried to command th…
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RT @elonmusk: What’s actually scary is that the government has your personal info! How much do you trust the deep state? Btw, at PayPal,…
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