I fuck heavily with the idea of, in an a/b/o au, Laurent’s ‘my bloodline ends with me’ line is bc he thinks he’s barren after messing up his heat cycles with suppressants (bc of the regent). So lamen baby is an absolute little miracle for him 💖
Laurent was handmade for Akielos. You can’t tell me he doesn’t go and brood by the seaside cliffs every other day. Damen asks him what’s wrong once and he says they were out of my favorite olive oil at the market again…..😞😞
Anyway Laurent at the summer palace. Pregnant. Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane. Focused. Flourishing. Content knowing there is no inherent “taint” in his bloodline and not letting his trauma define him 💖💖
So Damen’s crest is a lion. Does Akielos still have lions?? Do you think Laurent has ever seen a real lion?? I think the first time he saw one he’d try to pet it. It’d be okay tho the lion would sense his vibe since he’s a Disney princess.
Can we talk about laukaste. Can we talk about a role reversal where Jokaste gifts Damen a pretty pet from Vere. Can we talk about Jokaste teaching Laurent how to take Damen. Can we talk about it.
My fav way for Laurent to realise he’s pregnant is he’s a moodier cunt than usual, so Damen asks if his heat is due. Laurent rips him apart for implying he’s emotional bc hormones like jfc don’t be omegaphobic
Then he’s like oh. Hm. I’m actually very very late for my heat…🤔
All the talk of a capri adaption. Do y’all remember the fake intro someone made way back in the day? It actually lowkey served but it really gave peak 2015 energy in its casting choices
“You have my congratulations.” Damen said over his shoulder, his gaze boring into the face of Laurent’s husband with daring, borderline foolish, audacity. “And do keep trying. Perhaps the next one will take after you.”
Damen is so funny. He learns Laurent is bribing raiders and immediately thinks about Laurent doing so to ‘henpeck’ Nikandros. Like they’re silly little in laws that don’t get along bc they both think they make the best potato salad. He’s so down bad.
“Laurent flayed him, verbally. It was cool, explicit, appalling, and it reduced a grown
man in front of the troop as utterly as his sword thrust had done.”
what if instead of writing my western au I just tweeted incessantly about it instead. Anyway imagining Damen and Laurent having to hide out in the mountains for a couple of days. It’s snowing. They have to share a bedroll for warmth.
oh vaskian camp tent scene in prince's gambit you are so incredibly precious to me. wish i could've smashed you apart with a hammer and sent the strands of fiction spinning out to an alternate universe where lamen fucked tho
Laurent does the thing where he snaps spaghetti in half to put it in a pot and you can’t tell me Damen doesnt have the biggest most dramatic aneurysm of his life
“Laurent had placed his boot flat against the plane of Damen’s chest, and pushed. And he didn’t remove his boot from its position, he held Damen in place with it, the firm pressure of the ball of Laurent’s foot a warning to stay back.”
— Book II, XIX
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Mhm mhm. Talking Laurent through how Damen likes his cock sucked. Teaching him how to roll his hips. Laying his head on her lap and telling him how good he’s going to feel soon when Damen fucks him for the first time.
Kitty laurent sweep ✨️🐱✨️ he sits on Damen's lap 24/7 especially when it's most inconvenient. They'll be cuddling then he gives Damen lil kitty bites without warning. He will look Damen dead in the eyes and knock a full glass of water off the coffee table.
laurent with cat ears and tail. he tries in public to keep them both neutral or disdainful, ears flat and tail flicking w/ annoyance. but when he's with damen his ears prick up and his tail is calm, even wrapping around the leg of damen's chair while theyre talking.
Obsessed with medieval favours. Canon divergent no war au, smaurent giving Damen his favour during festivities when he visits Vere, blushing bright pink. Auguste is both amused and seething 🥰
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He’s such a bad driver I know it in my heart. Laurent sees a pedestrain at the start of a zebra crossing and just speeds up. Damen regularly has to hold him back cause Laurent lunges with the intent to swerve into ppl who cut him off.
I need a new situationship w a toxic masc for some entertainment. I’m not arguing about a pregnant fictional man online. Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I am stronger than that.
Ive been watching maid and I desperately want an AU with single parent Laurent running from abuse and working as a maid, cleaning the house of rich kind sweet (maybe a little entilted 😳) Damen 🥰
I have toxic productivity syndrome so. Drop a lamen prompt below or in dm and I will try to write a 500-ish word drabble at some point over the next week 🙌
Every time I try to start a reread of capri I always hesitate bc I’m like…. But I’ll be sad when it ends. BUT. I haven’t read mpp yet. Marathon read perhaps.
Lrt Johannathemad’s capri art always fucks but that’s honestly one of my faves of Laurent’s. The bitchy expression. The cunty way he’s holding the goblet. The slutty little waist.