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Married. Outkicked my coverage. Proud father 1 girl and 2 boys. Teacher and Coach. Blessed. Type I Diabetic. Roll Tide! University of Alabama c/o 2003

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@adam_gardner21 @JimmysSeafood Pretty quickly turned into an L.
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@ElyKreimendahl @TFLN I married a girl that I met through my x-fiancé. 15 years later, the X was able to get my sister, who had cancer, in with a great dr who helped her live for 6 more months. So I was engaged to girl for the purpose of meeting my wife and getting 6 more months with my sister.
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@theblockspot Losing margin in losses (total points): TCU… 0 USC… 1 (away) Alabama… 4 (away/away) Georgia… 0 Michigan… 0 Ohio State… 22 (home) 😳😳😳
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@CNN I’m okay with this. And I don’t think being okay with this means you are against trans people or another. It just means you are for fairness in women’s sports.
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@BSSportsbook I’m 100% hitting someone with my ball, and it would 100% not be intentional.
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@TheFieldOf68 It was on purpose. ✅ It was dirty. ✅ It was unnecessary. ✅ It wasn’t a basketball move. ✅ It was brutal, harsh or cruel or dangerous or punishing ✅ How’s it even questionable?
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@will110999 @vidsthatgohard He sucker punched him… How do you respect a blatant sucker punch?
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@s_goofs @sportsiren @CALEBcsw You call yourself a college football fan, and you don’t know who Holly Rowe is? Weird flex.
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@NYDNSports @ChuckModi1 Celeberties/Athletes get involved in politics and people tell them to shut up and just do their job. They choose to stay out of it and people whine about it. Can’t win.
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@DeAngelisCorey I’m kind of impressed by the ease of the box jump. Nice execution.
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7 years
@Equifax I miss a payment and my credit is screwed and I'm charged an arm and a leg. You do this and we get a "my bad"
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@mqriggins For starters, blocking isn’t something that a linebacker is asked to do.
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@Lane_Kiffin He inspired my faculty yearbook photo a couple of years again. RIP Coach.
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@barnsalot You guys should really trademark “aumost”
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@RossDellenger The only problem with this is that all power 5 champs don’t deserve a spot. All conferences aren’t created equal.
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@Frankie11495 @TheRealKobbeT @Michael73127078 @BaseballBros It’s not about Diaz and that’s the point. It’s his walk-up song. An example of being petty would be being butt hurt because he uses the same song.
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@WarBlogle There is no such thing as an easy path in March. In 2021, with 2 first round draft picks, AU had the following draw: 15 Jacksonville State 10 Miami 11 Iowa State 1 Kansas They didn’t even escape opening weekend.
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@genesimmons I love you Gene, and I see the point you are trying to make, but I’m not sure that being required to wear a mask in a sterile environment is the same as wearing one in public. Still would like a signed photo of @kiss to hang in my classroom though.
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3 years
@AUjungleVP @AuburnMBB @AlabamaFTBL @AuburnFootball @JoshuaBBlack Was the Bama football team even back in town? You know, from playing for a national championship just the night before? I don’t understand why you guys try so hard sometimes.
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3 years
@RealSkipBayless @undisputed So you love him because of your shared hate for someone? That’s cute.
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7 years
@ColinCowherd They have this new thing. You can order anything you want and they will even deliver it to your front door. It’s called online shopping. You should check it out.
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@swankywolverine You are wrong. If you can’t even compete with a playoff caliber team on your own field, you don’t deserve a a playoff spot.
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@slmandel And 4 out of 6 scholarship RBs, and both starting corners… But who is counting? 😆 This team was young and inexperienced and the best is yet to come. They overachieved. Congrats to Georgia.
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@RedditCFB Bama didn’t take care of business. Granted, this should shut up the all schedules are equal crowd, because TCU has 2+ losses with Bama’s schedule, but anyway… It is what it is. Bama can’t make the playoffs every year… This team’s inconsistency is what cost them a shot.
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@auburn4343 You also held on the game ending play…
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2 years
@Gianni_Parello Without football, the Bama athletic department has 5 national championships among 4 different sports in the last 10 years. But you guys played in the semi-finals that one time, so you’ve got that.
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4 years
@gmraynor @RedditCFB He’s always whining about something.
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4 years
@RealSkipBayless What about that time Michael Jordan took 2 years off so he could rest up because he mentally and physically couldn’t handle the strain of playing that long in the league? Good times.
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@GeorgiaBullD0GE Or…. Just like they have in every other aspect of building up a program, UGA wants to be Bama so bad (they never will make a run for over a decade and a half, but kudos for trying). 🤷‍♂️😆
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6 years
@WarBlogle When the AU blogger thinks he “knows” what Bama players (or any players for that matter) want or need...
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2 years
@JonSokoloff You reported and it was wrong. Since things can and do change, maybe you shouldn’t report it until it’s a for sure (or report it as possibility rather than fact). You threw it out there hoping to be first. You were wrong. Own that. Take some responsibility Jon.
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Now Bama is being drug on the Twitter for an old video and two “fans” that aren’t Bama fans. People don’t even care to look and confirm anything. They just want to drag Bama any chance they get.
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@mf_reid @CFBONFOX So the “stigmatism” of Alabama education ain’t the West Coast? Based on the fact that you completely used the wrong word to make your point, I’d say that may be a good thing boss. 🤦‍♂️ When calling others uneducated, it’s important to try to not look uneducated yourself 🤷‍♂️
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@barnsalot But it almost is, and I thought we were embracing that. My bad. 😁
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3 years
@kayvont Also, any explanation for this?
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3 years
@JohnHendeRome @DanWolken Because, much like when it comes down to championship time in football, there are no teams from the north left standing?
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@RyanHampton But didn’t all Bama sports, other than men’s golf, advance further than the “everything school” across the state?
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@PeterBurnsESPN It’s not SEC bias, though we are seeing the SEC/Bama fatigue coming out as they whine like it’s a bias One loss Texas also got in over FSU. So even if Georgia wins yesterday, FSU is still left out. Nobody is talking about that though because BaMa/SeC BiAs 😆
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@domingo_pequeno No he didn’t. He was obviously referring to OSU’s and UT’s blowout losses.
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@blakebyler45 The media and many others stopped worrying about that whole situation the second Bama was put out of the tournament. Just proves that all the rage had nothing to do with the young lady, and everything to do with wanting to hate on a team.
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@PaytonThorneAA Thorne couldn’t put up records against New Mexico State in his own stadium.
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@WarBlogle It’s only a UL-Monroe moment if he follows it by playing for championships within the next 2-3 years. Otherwise, it’s just a terrible loss.
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@ChrisMcCulleyTV @abc3340 lol Can they come up with anything original to do after beating Bama?
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2 years
@darrenrovell @JDonati_TCU That was obviously the information you saw before the semifinal game. Why are you using old information and posting it like it is news today? If they sold out since then, it’s no longer news, right?
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@JPScottIV Why do barners have such a problem with a little saying that the team used as motivation? I’m seriously curious.
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@JonSokoloff But you told us that your unnamed sources said it was going to happen Jon. Reports like yours earlier this week are why everyone questions the integrity of the news. The media’s job is to report the news, not throw things out there in order to be first & hope they are right.
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@RyanCFowler @CFBMatrix @KalenDeBoer This can’t be right thought Ryan. Because the barners and the fans that bark at each other have repeatedly told us that no one good wants to follow Saban and it’s all following apart in Tuscaloosa.
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4 years
@CNN So they are about to spend all our extra stimulus money on impeaching a president less than two weeks before he is finished anyway, aren’t they?
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@MELSKITRADING @TageForHart Wait….so it would be okay for Kelce to judge me simply because he makes more money than I do?
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@Dempsey_23 @bigE__18 @Hayesfawcett3 @CoachStreiff @eekiyor @AndreaEkiyor Maybe it is a better fit. Maybe he prefers to battle for better than 3rd in a conference division.
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6 years
@slmandel Ok. Cool. Hook’Em! 🤘
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4 years
@CNN Who cares who made the statement. A politician doesn’t get to make a political death wish to help their party and expect it to be taken seriously.
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@JCStegeman Thanks. That should bump me up the waiting list.
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@AUFAMILY Okay. If you say so. 😆😆
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@HailStateBB @alagrandslammer State trying so hard to make sure Corbin doesn’t have a reason to demand that the NCAA test them. 😆😆😆😆
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@WarBlogle Nice moral victory.
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@genesimmons Why doesn’t the media ever post about vaccinated people that die of COVID? I know it’s rare, but it does happen.
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@rollbamaroll @ClayTravis I’ve attempted to apologize to @ClayTravis as well. Again, I am wrong. There is no excuse for me to try to crack on his family. I’ll strive to do better going forward. Thanks to those for calling me out on my BS.
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@Mazeboy4 @espn The Bama/SEC hate and fatigue is all coming out now. And it’s obvious that that is the case. Otherwise, they would be equally upset that a one loss Texas team jumped FSU as well. Even if Georgia wins yesterday, then FSU is still out and Texas is the 4.
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@My_Rice_Sickle That’s crap. If Saban had endorsed a Republican candidate, even one that was good, many Dems would throw a fit.
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@ChrisNano10 Playing with Type I diabetes isn’t a big deal. If you take care of yourself, you can live a very normal life. I’m been doing it for over 25 years (since I was 12).
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@UGAanand Why are you staying 30 miles outside of Indy? Can’t afford to actually stay in Indy? Also, to be fair, you’ve had over 40 years to save up to make 2 trips to see your team play for a national title. This is our 10th opportunity in that same time span.
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@rollbamaroll @ClayTravis He accepted my apology, and took the time to respond, and I can respect him for that. I was wrong. I’ve admitted it.
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@tigers_insider And the police found nothing, correct? That’s also an important part of the story.
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@StrawHatStixo @6sixGod_ @DeionSanders @CUBuffsFootball He’s a good kid that seems to do everything right. He has also fought his ass off to get back on the field after a car accident. Nothing but respect and good wishes for him.
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@barstoolsports 13/18 for 179 and a TD in the first half. Not too bad. 🤷‍♂️
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@ClayTravis Not that you care for the truth, but that isn’t a gun pat down. They are mimicking a fighter stepping out of his corner getting ready to fight. It’s a very common thing that many do for intros.
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@JournoRyan This won’t spread like yesterday’s news and will primarily be ignored, even though it states would the police seem to agree with (and says that it is supported by video evidence). They will deny this is truth, while believing everything that was said yesterday.
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@TheFieldOf68 So as a player, you become offended if it’s a fan, but you go back and apologize if it happens to be a famous person? Okay.
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@WarBlogle BuT wE gOt uS a GiAnoRmOUs Tv! WaREaGLe! Fans get happy when they get new stuff. It happens all over college football.
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@PolicySufferer @Lowenaffchen In the sequel “Gump and Co.” he plays soccer in Germany. He punts the ball over a wall and when he retrieves it he notices his ball interrupted a World Cup match. The ref ends the game in a tie, and then the mad crowd chases him back over the wall, tearing it down…
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@airswoopes22 @whitneybogard3 @happypj1 A good example of bullying would be to make up random information about someone in an attempt to make them look bad, correct? 🤷‍♂️
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@SDS @CFullman30 @MaxPreps What ever happened to just going to whatever school you are zoned for? 🤦‍♂️
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@AP If it were a women’s tournament, would they award a man the trophy?
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@DrNecessaryEvil @SSN_Alabama He usually does. And then he adjusts, and continues his run. And then everyone else gets pissed. When all along, he was trying to warn folks…
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@notkdk3 I’m a girl dad and I coach a HS girls’ sport. I’m all about identifying however you want as it’s not my business. You do you. But he’s not wrong about this.
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@HillaryClinton Somebody still hasn’t gotten over the loss...🤷‍♂️
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@KBeck0019 You know where there won’t be an asterisk? On the SEC Championship game. You can scream conspiracy all you want, but Bama still beat Georgia. BuT tHe rEfS…😆😆😆
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@MattKierstead @FixingEducation Long hours? Definitely. Summers off? Not really. Most teachers are getting at least 3-4 weeks of some type of training over the summer and also starting prep for the next school year.
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@CNN I’m not sure what the police are expected to do in this situation. Just say okay and then let him be? And then what will people say if he had given a false name and then robbed the place after the cops had left?
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@libsoftiktok @Allegiant My name is Brandon. Random guy ona plane, thanks for your support. I now feel like the flight attendant wants me to fail.
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@ByJustinLee I’m not sure why any fan base would react negatively to this situation. She was an established gold medalist and she came to AU for a year, gave the university and the gymnastics program a huge boost, and seemed to have loved every minute of it.
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If laughter is the best medicine then the world lost a large dose today... #RobinWilliams http://t.co/TSvlpcp9jO
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@RyanHampton Once again Ryan, since 2012, Bama has won national titles in men’s & women’s golf, football, gymnastics, & softball. Want to tell me how many NCAA sanctioned sports AU has won a title in during that same time?* *Zero. The correct answer is zero. BuT tHe FiNaL FoUr…😆😆😆
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@SSN_Alabama Did he send in this one as well (where the QB was speared in the chest by the crown of the helmet)? Granted, our QB takes the weight room pretty seriously and just ran over the guy attempting to spear him, but it was still targeting.
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@TideSports I clicked to read the explanation. No such explanation was offered in the article.
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@bowdensburner @PeteCockburn67 @jermain_crowell @Geoffrey_w16 @AubieSon Real stuff or Delta 8? Bama should just go ahead and legalize it all.
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@SSN_Alabama It should also be pointed out that his lawyer didn’t have to straighten anything out because the district attorney has said he is clear and not a suspect. The lawyer only had to do his part because the public and media are both full of DAs like @dannykanell
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@Lane_Kiffin Anyone know if this is a rug from a Tuscaloosa hotel or building or something? 😆
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@AuburnMemes @ESPNCFB They should have clarified, but it must be a list of multi-year starters. If not, they also left Coker off the list with his 93.3% winning percentage.
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@AuburnEinstein A couple of years ago, Arkansas took 43 free throws, while Bama had 8. Barners told us to stop whining and get better. 😆🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@AuburnMemes Bama beat both of these teams. So a team that couldn’t beat Bama did indeed make it beyond the Sweet 16.
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@michael_schlact Yep…he is showing he isn’t going to handle the whole umpiring thing very well. He should be done. This is crazy.
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@JCunning56 @Greg_Byrne @AlabamaWBB Says the guy showing up in Bama’s AD’s mentions?
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@mqriggins AU had a chance to make this run to the F4 in 2021. I’m sure they made it to at least the Elite 8 right? 15 Jacksonville State 10 Miami 11 Iowa State 1 Kansas Barners gotta stop with the “easy run” stuff. 😆😆😆😆 Also, does having a good draw take away from the SEC title?
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@ClayTravis It’s not a pat down for a weapon. It’s a park down like before an MMA fight. They’ve done it all year. Several athletes do this before the game.
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@Bperry25Perry @theblockspot Is your Google machine broken faceless Twitter guy? Feel free to post a counterpoint if you wish, but I’m not doing the work for you.
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@WarBlogle Wins over 2 of the top 4 seeds?
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