Bryson Mwamburi
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Can we now hold Kindiki responsible in his personal capacity for the deaths and abductions?
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A watchman can’t ban you from your own house
Acting IG Kanja bans protests in Nairobi CBD until further notice
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Wait. Finance bill was to raise 360 billion. Why do we have to borrow 1 trillion shillings????
#RutoMustGo
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Just say what you were doing. Teargassing other Kenyan's children for demonstrating against over-taxation. Simple.
‘I don’t know what I will tell my kids’ – Chief Inspector who lost arms in protest speaks
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Morning guys, I've been released unconditionally.Ever grateful for the concern all of you have shown, pushing my case on social media, visiting Kileleshwa police and the tons of legal assistance I've received. I shall write about this once things settle. Thank You All❤️
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The steaks are high
Welcome to Kenya where cows use foot bridges and humans don’t.
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I’ve never understood how a noisy trailer moving at 60kmh with people dancing is supposed to influence my voting decisions
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When halfway through a story a Kenyan tells you “..Lakini Mungu ni nani” you’re in for a hairpin of a plot-twist 🤣
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I think culturally, matatu graffiti is our Hollywood Walk of Fame
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Watu wa math contest mko wapi when the country needs you?
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If my wedding involved me using Mombasa Rd I wouldn’t go.
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KCB as a brand gives off very conflicting vibes. On social media, advertising, it feels young, creative. Ingia kwa bank and it’s like dealing with a sad village elder
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Always good to see two Kenyans catching up
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“KFC eating, iPhone using, Uber landing protesters” yet our Chief Thief has a watch that would take a Kenyan earning 50k a month 11.5 years to earn, let alone save for.
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Nairobi - Thika - Sagana - Nyeri - Nanyuki - Isiolo - Laisamis - Namarei - Ngurunit and back over the long weekend! This country is utterly beautiful ❤️
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We have, in two weeks:
1. Undone a finance bill
2.Forced a sitting president to deploy the military
2. Had the Secretary of State of the USA issue a statement on protests
3. Organized protests in 33/47 counties (more than are needed for a presidential candidate’s nomination)
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An interview I did with the BBC.
"I hadn't noticed him at all until he shot at me."
@MwamburiBryson
was a victim of the
#RiversideAttack
in Nairobi - but a case of mistaken identity lead to him spending the night in police custody. He shares the story of why people started campaigning to
#FreeBrysonMwamburi
.
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If you’re a babe in dreads, A black CX 5 and you said hi to a biker in traffic around the forest rd tunnel, call me please.
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By the time they cancel flights the new COVID strains will have bedsitters in Roysambu and opinions on Wakadinali
CS Kagwe: We are thinking on what to do about the flights because of the new Covid-19 variants
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Dedan Juma as Zeze on Pepeta.
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Day 368 without
#HudumaNamba
: changing my deportation backpack clothes to warmer ones given seasonal changes
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Definitely a Noah 😂😂😂
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Infighting is nothing new. We’ve made more progress than we ever thought we could at the start of June. Imagine the change that awaits us as we continue to raise our voices? Beautiful.
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There’s a lovely bookstore at the Village Market, opposite Carry4, that has some of the most eclectic book choices I’ve seen in this town(including a comics section). Prices are fair and there’s seats where you can read. 10/10 would recommend
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GuyS TERRORISTS ARE SHOOTING AT RIVERSIDE DRIVE . CALL THE POLICE AND PRAY FOR ME
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Halafu mtu akianguka, "we appeal to you as the biking community..."
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When you “wacha niende hivi nakam” and you actually come back
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A year older 🥳 Grateful for the kindness of strangers and warm of friends . Viva!
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Karunguru Farm along Kenyatta Rd (Gatundu) offers coffee tours, perfect for a weekend plan. Bonus is we got to grind and roast our own coffee :)
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Ehe. You don’t listen to your folks when it comes to your drug abuse, religious habits and life choices but ikifika kwa Huduma Namba you were “forced “?
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There’s s bunch of med students that’s been through the lecturers strike, doctors strike, two elections and now Corona. Eh
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Two Wheels and A Soul. Meet Biggles, my newfound life partner! As you drive, please
#ThinkBike
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When it hits 5.01 and you see an email come in
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As a man, buy clothes for yourself. Outsourcing this function to your significant other leaves you and mannequins on Moi Avenue twinning
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Really telling to me that he came to be consoled by the protesters, not his colleagues with guns trained at unarmed citizens.
Sad.
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Fun fact: he built an ICT Centre in here in Turkana.
For the first time in history, the world’s top architecture prize (Pritzker) has gone to a black winner - Diébédo Francis Kéré of Burkina Faso. His buildings are a true testament to the beauty of working for and with local communities, local materials, and homegrown uniqueness.
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Clapping for the preacher midway in their sermon kuwafukuza >>>>>>
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Part of the reason so many of us were drawn to the protests is that they are legal and peaceful. We can, in the same way, push for the reconstitution of IEBC, Truth and Justice commission and change of government. The lives of people is not an adrenaline adventure
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My barber just switched jobs and my tailor is relocating. I know I write “Highly adaptable” on my CV lakini this is too much for one week :(
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My rant today:
• Not every coasterian is swahili
• Taitas are not mijikenda🙄
• Not everyone from the coast lives in Mombasa or 20 min from a beach. It’s an ‘area’ 79,686.1 km sq. for gaadsake.
• The Taveta are a completely different tribe from the taita, and yes,they exist.
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Why not hold a Jazz festival in his memory? Annually? Three times annually?
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Rarely are things absolutes, clear cut. Extend grace regularly
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Fresh in the mail :) thanks to all that made it possible ❤️
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My workmates too have suffered no fatalities. Gratitude is a must.
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Nairobi - Garissa - Malindi - Mariekani - Voi - Nairobi, all on two wheels last weekend. Will write about it soon :)
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But there's a danger in loving somebody to much,
and it's bad when you know it's your heart you can't trust.
There's a reason why people don't stay where they are.
Baby, sometimes love just ain't enough.
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Conspiracy theory 101: Cases are rising so as to facilitate demand for this stock.
KEMSA Dead Stock:
KEMSA’s Ksh6b overpriced COVD-19 equipment lies in store
KEMSA wants to be allowed to sell the PPEs at throw away prices
Chege: Nobody wants to buy the PPEs, they are too expensive
#NewsNight
@WaihigaMwaura
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Graduating from a public university should come with the optional awarding of a diploma in Bureaucracy navigation, disaster management and a one off hardship handshake for everything in between
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Imagine you could simply inform people that accurate information aids the government in proper resource planning, hence it is in your interest? Imagine.
TOP IN BUSINESS: You face Sh100,000 fine for false census answers. Get a copy of Tuesday's
@BD_Africa
to read this and more or log on to .
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These guys were made Deputy Commissioner of Police(let that sink in), given Kenyan passports and registered companies, one of which Wangui (Kibakis daughter) was Director. A whole movie
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I don't understand how someone who repeatedly didn't have the basic discipline to make it to their radio show on time can stand up to teach anyone anything about being a man. Even on being a tree.
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One day Koroga will be held on a boat in Madagascar waters. How you’ll get there is your problem 😂
We are happy to announce the First ever out of town
#KorogaFestival
experience will be held at Hells Gate on 14-15th February 2020.
It will be held as part of the activities during the Inaugural Naivasha Love Festival and will be known as Koroga Festival - Naivasha Love Edition.
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Thank you for this Boniface, forever grateful
I saw the footage of Bryson Mwamburi in the back of a police car after he was arrested.We know he is in police custody.His friends & family says he was rescuing people.
@NPSOfficial_KE
we hope he is safe and once you have screened him you shall
#FreeBrysonMwamburi
#Riversideattack
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Week + Weekend run to the North! Nairobi - Nanyuki - Isiolo - Ngurunit - South Horr - Loiyangalani - North Horr - Chalbi Salt Plains - Marsabit and back. Such a beautiful country ❤️
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Kumbe the “they” in “they will not believe” was us?
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If you’re in a position for 24 years, surely you’ll do some good, say something worth remembering.Sink the middle class, institutionalize sleaze, kill a few people, run public offices to the ground. But hey, free milk :)
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Plus, Twitter/social media is a valid form of raising concerns over policy and governance. Don’t let anyone convince you otherwise.
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Smells like Bush Opens🤣
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Pro tip: if you’re into keeping time and all in this country, carry a book to dates. You’ll be a bit more knowledgeable and relaxed while waiting.
That’s the end my TED talk 😂, have a great day :)
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Thank you for this. The only media personnel who was thoughtful enough for me to get my location and situation out to my parents and twitter. Thank you Kimani !
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To umbrellas lost in matatus, conference halls,workplaces and to the occasional “ nisaidie nitakurudishia Kesho”, we remember you.
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“Can I ask you a question?” ❌
“Can I ask you a question in regards to xyz?” ✅
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How do you start talking about property value after being told about dead children?
#RutoMustGo
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A year older today 🥳 Grateful for the warmth and kind words of friends and family ♥️
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Age = Age + 1 🥳
Grateful for the small joys of my human experience and those I get to share it with :)
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Bible study is at 7. Your presence would be highly appreciated, thank you 😊
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I think the worst thing that WSR and his cronies have done is to cheapen statecraft. I can’t imagine what it feels like to be a career civil servant under this mess
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I hope we realize how beautiful this is. A USSD( built in 1997) to ChatGPT (as recent as it comes) connection around civic education? Amazing.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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I can smell when someone has a homa and it’s at an infectious stage. Smells like damp socks
don’t underestimate the power of smell when seeing a patient
i can smell a GI bleed before i even walk in the room, and one of our nurses can smell ketones on a patient’s breath with strangely good accuracy
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Men who seek to morally police grown women on live or upload them on here may be a source of entertainment to us but the reality is that they are shameful and outright disgraceful.
Women that twerk on live or upload them on here may be a source of entertainment to us but the reality is that they are shameful and outright disgraceful.
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She came in gladiators that looked like they were bought at Golgotha 😭
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“You studied IT? So unajua kuhack? Na simu yangu ikona hii shida btw, nitengenezee...”
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Waited for 1..2..3..4..5 hours at a cafe as she was late 🤡 Five hours is enough to overthrow a government and make a documentary about it 🤣
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There’s no shame in rescheduling a date if your finances go tits up before you meet her guys.
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If a nation celebrates defeating Corona, will the ceremony be a coronation?
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Maybe our PhD guy of 6 months was an online writer? 🤣
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A polite reminder that women with dreads keep winning.
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Nairobi - Naivasha- Nakuru - Kisumu - Busia - Jinja - Kampala- Entebbe and back over the past weekend! 🇺🇬
Lovely run with
@AbdiZeila
that featured all kinds of riding conditions, including a one day push to Entebbe from Nairobi that started at 6am and ended 1 am 🤣
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I’m still at loss as to how a 28 year old man would wake up on a Sunday morning out of his on choice even when he’s not on duty to beat kids ndio watoke dorm. Why?
Can we talk about how Highschool teachers weren't punishing us to teach us better but just to show us that they have power over us by humiliating us?
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@ChebetDanielle
He doesn’t seem to understand that hurting the common man is simply going to make his state of leadership worse
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Past 10.30 pm please write a text. I will read it come morning.Thank you .
Fuck sex. Can i call you at 2 am and tell you about my latest conspiracy theories and business plans for the future?
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Double kiswahili after githeri on a hot afternoon sleep
1st Team All-Sleep
1. Drunk/high sleep
2. Post-ass whoopin sleep
3. Post-sex sleep
4. “Damn I ain’t know I fell asleep” sleep
5. “Lemme get this nap before the function” sleep (miss the function)
Honorable mention: thunderstorm and Benadryl sleep 😂😂😭
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Feels good to read a presidential statement that doesn’t have randomly capitalized words as if it’s an Itumbi post
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Do people understand that paying an intern results in them having more time and mental comfort to build your business?Are motivated employees bad for your oh so gold bottom line?
#payinterns
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Not one to be left behind
#FineTaitaTwitter
#finekikuyutwitter
#finekambatwitter
. Heritage inside my DNA
Photos by
@_meakinspapi
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