Bryan Mac
@Bry_Mac
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The MGoBlog Opponent Watch guy. Tallest person in my household. I make really good chocolate chip cookies.
Nashville, TN
Joined October 2011
Typical QB tweet: love my teammates god is good!. RB tweet: keep grindin . TE tweet: derp. WR tweet: the enemy perches above my chamber door and whispers of lost Lenore.
Oh nothing, just Davante Adams posting a pic of Edgar Allen Poe…
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Did previous civilizations deal with whiners like this?. "Man, we've gotta open the gates."."We've been through this, Phil. The Mongols are still outside."."But I've gotta harvest my turnips"."MONGOLS"."Ugh. But we've been in here or WEEKS."."That's how sieges work, Phil.".
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Call this game the Federalist Papers, because James Madison is educating North Carolina in a convincing but super condescending manner.
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If we don't do something, America will soon be overrun by 6'8" wings with excellent midrange games.
Happening right now. Three busses just loaded up with illegal invaders at Detroit Metro. Anyone have any idea where they’re headed with their police escort? @petehoekstra
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"But the Mongols have barely killed anyone in days."."That's because of the walls, Phil."."Are you sure? Maybe the Mongols aren't that dangerous.".". "."I'm just saying, how bad could it be. They can't kill ALL of us"."That is literally the thing they do."."But my turnips. ".
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If you ever find yourself wondering “why wasn’t Rashan Gary more productive”.
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FWIW, if Rouhani replies with “Sir, this is an Arby’s,” I will unfortunately have to side with Iran in the resulting nuclear war.
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Michigan/Lions fans when Hutch is bearing down on JJ from the blind side:
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Holy shit, they overturned Chevron?. It’s hard to explain to Law Normies how big of a deal this is. It’d be the equivalent of replacing the “NFL Draft and Free Agency” system with a “sports talk radio callers take turns assigning players to teams” system.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk says two people have attempted to kill him over the past 8 months.
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Just a whole party of Phils.
Thousands of people from all over Michigan are converging on our state Capitol today to protest the governor’s restrictive “Stay Home” order and get their voices, and car horns, heard. #OperationGridlock
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@Doctor1Hundred “The FDA issued Emergency Use Authorization today for tiny cubes of cheese or pieces of ham as a vaccine delivery method. ”.
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When you’re absolutely getting paved, but 2nd and 9 just became 2nd and 14:
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So let me make sure I understand:. Everyone in the Big Ten knew Michigan was stealing signs. They told TCU. TCU made one simple change, and they scored a billion points and won. I am compelled to ask: why did those Big Ten teams still get stomped?.
TCU coaches learned from other staffs about Michigan’s “elaborate” sign-stealing before the CFP semifinal. TCU changed signs but used “dummy” (old) signs to trick the Wolverines, coaches tell @YahooSports. TCU players were told to ignore the dummy signs.
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I haven’t seen May Ishbia overreact to something this much since Mel Tucker started a season 9-2.
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C.J. Stroud says Ohio State players dealt with flu in loss at Michigan:.
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I love college football. But this is the shit that tells me I am wrong to do so. Jordan McNair did not make a glorious sacrifice for the greater good of Maryland Football. He died because Maryland killed him. Beating the shit out of Howard doesn’t validate that loss, you idiots.
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Imagine experiencing an existential crisis because you gave up 42 points at 8 yards per play to your hated rival and revamping your entire program to be sure it never, ever happens again… and then giving up 45 points at 8.8 YARDS PER PLAY the very next year. God that must suck.
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Kyle McCord’s last pass attempt against Michigan was a game-sealing interception. So, in that one very specific way, he was exactly like CJ Stroud.
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/Michigan tears open envelope. "Your next game will take place at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow in Guam. You have $37 and a fleet of kayaks. Good luck".
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Facebook trying get everyone to call them “The Facebook Company”
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There's no way they made the walk from Kellogg Center to Spartan Stadium in 15 minutes. That's like 1,000 yards, which would take this Michigan State team like 42 quarters to traverse.
Here’s a statement from MSU in rebuttal to Jim Harbaugh’s comments today about the pregame scuffle Saturday.
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Cut Ryan Day some slack. It’s impossible to beat a Top 10 team without any semblance of a passing game for the last three quarters. I mean, unless you’re Sherrone Moore.
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Just remembered that this happened. decent season, imo.
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Farewell indeed, @Coach_Minter. Thanks for everything, but ESPECIALLY for this.
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Ohio State allowed 21 points in the first half to Nebraska. Michigan allowed 17 yards in the first half to Nebraska.
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Just looked at the Week 0 college football games. If you didn’t attend any of the schools and you still watch, you’re sick.
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So we’ve gone from “we’re gonna hang a hundred on ‘em” to “help me Tony Petitti you’re my only hope.”.
Sources: On a Big Ten coaches call on Thursday, a vast majority of the league’s coaches encouraged commissioner Tony Petitti to punish Michigan amid its NCAA sign-stealing investigation. “Collectively, the coaches want the Big Ten to act,” per ESPN source.
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"The league told MSU it has reviewed film that shows UM clearly knowing what play an opposing team is going to run before the play occur". I am apparently part of this conspiracy because I often knew what play Minnesota was going to run before it occurred.
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Jacoby Windmon was apparently too valuable to suspend.
ESPN captured tunnel video of the Michigan State incident with Michigan after the game on Saturday.
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These jabronis made "Beat ❌ichigan" their entire personality, and suddenly they can't do it. Somehow, this is a problem with 'the rivalry,' and not a problem with the guys who can't handle losing.
Column: Ryan Day talked this week about the toll the Michigan game has taken on his family. Saturday on the sidelines, you could see that pain. Between the tears and the postgame melee, Ohio State-Michigan is a rivalry that needs a reset.
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CONTROVERSY: Rod Moore played the ENTIRE GAME with an elbow — and possibly as many as two elbows— including on the game-clinching interception.
This ball ABSOLUTELY hit the ground without him maintaining control. I cannot believe they missed this call to end this game. Cannot believe it. Ohio State got absolutely screwed vs. Michigan on the biggest play of the year.
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My theory on this earlier this year was that Ohio State got high on their own supply. They really thought Stalions was the reason Michigan was winning. They couldn’t process the idea that Michigan was just good.
Whoever (ahem) hired a private investigator to drop off its report of Michigan's alleged advanced scouting with the NCAA probably wishes they waited until after the season to do it if they wanted to invalidate U-M's achievements this year.
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Mikey would be Iowa’s third leading receiver this season.
Mike Sainristil recorded 232 interception return yards this season, second in the country. That figure would rank 42nd among Big Ten receivers in receiving yards, and came on just six "receptions".
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They should really think about implementing some sort of “instant replay” system into college football.
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Good morning. In Mel Tucker’s 21 Big Ten games, Michigan State has been outscored by 197 points (659 to 462). Here’s a list of all of the Big Ten teams with a worse scoring margin over that period:. - Rutgers.
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I can handle the football shit, but the “Urban Meyer, overcomer of adversary” stuff makes me want to throw a brick through a window.
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Reminder: Michigan is falling apart.
Michigan is falling apart:. • University President is fired. • Basketball won’t make the tournament. • Hockey is under investigation. • Harbaugh is heading to the Vikings or Raiders. • Tom Brady is retiring. All the while, Michigan fans: 42-27! . Sure, celebrate one win 😂.
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Forget the Michigan stiff arm that goes right into Kyle McCord at Syracuse…. the fact that the trailer shows Illinois beating Ohio State (that hasn’t happened in 17 years) shows this was a direct, personal, and orchestrated attack on the Buckeyes.
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Two things can be true. -Villanova is better than Michigan. -Michigan should have won.
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Chin up, Sparty. If Michigan can get past their trivial sign furor, you can get past your trivia sign führer.
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Effective as of this moment, the University of Michigan is no longer the reigning champions of college football. The University of Michigan is now the DEFENDING champions of college football. Please note.
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Remember when this was a super-controversial statement? An "unprovoked shot," even?. In hindsight, Ohio State folks were correct that only half of the statement would prove accurate.
An 0-4 head-to-head record didn't stop Jim Harbaugh from taking unprovoked shots at Urban Meyer.
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Oh gee, Michigan State throwing punches after a loss to Michigan. I am shocked.
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Not gonna lie, if this flyer is any indication, Williamson County’s second semester elementary school curriculum is going to *SLAP*
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The NCAA Legislative Committee in 2021: we should really get rid of this dumb rule that provides a "minimal competitive advantage."
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Let’s check in on the team playing Ohio State today:.
It’s all up to Ohio State now.
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According to my sources in Washtenaw County, Judge Carol Kuhnke has, as expected, ruled that JT was short. Written order to follow shortly.
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Michigan head coaches against whom James Franklin has a losing head-to-head record:. ~ Brady Hoke.~ Jim Harbaugh.~ Sherrone Moore.
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Ohio State is calling someone out for pretending not to see something.
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Hard to believe this didn’t work.
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James Franklin could beat MSU on Saturday, run the table in conference play in 2022, run the table in conference play in 2023, and win the first four conference games in 2024, and he would still have a worse Big Ten winning percentage than Jim Harbaugh. $85 Million. As you were.
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A vast network of in-person scouts compiling and passing along stolen signs, you say?. A terrible time for this news to break, what with all of the Big Ten’s fainting couches already at capacity.
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Sure it’s threatening thousands of lives, millions of peoples’ plans, and billions of dollars in global commerce… but I swear to God if Omicron messes with Michigan’s first CFP appearance I’m going to lose my shit.
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The important takeaway from Michigan firing Juwan Howard today is that it means that Michigan Football won the 2023-24 National Championship after finishing 15-0.
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FUN FACT: when you wait until after hours on a federal holiday to start some shit, there might not be a wide pool of available judges to hear the resulting motion.
The assigned judge is University of Michigan law school lecturer Timothy P. Connors.
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So you’re saying that there was literally nothing a Power 5 team could do to make the playoff. Once one player broke one leg, their season was completely out of their control. Cool system, fellas.
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oh dang I wonder if Michigan considered this.
Gotta wonder if Bryce Underwood will stay committed now that Michigan's QB coach has been fired. .
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I’d ask if you were gonna post the final results, but I know that’s not really a thing among your people.
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To clarify for my many, many mentions: no one is saying that we don't need turnips, or that Phil isn't hungry. It's just that you can't ignore reality just because it isn't the reality that gets you what you want. We all want to leave. But your exit 'strategy' will get us killed.
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"Within every Jedi there is a struggle between good and evil. Take great caution, you must. Otherwise the Dark Side will. ".***SEVEN SECONDS LATER***."oops, crap I guess I'm evil now.".
It's official: The first Star Wars film after Rise of Skywalker will be from the Game of Thrones showrunners.
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My sources indicate that, if offered, Jim Harbaugh **would** accept the position of Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. He does have ties to the judiciary (see his long-time friendship with Judge Judy), and the prospect of a constant, unchanging wardrobe is appealing.
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In those two playoff games, Michigan allowed 294 yards per game at an average of 4.3 yards per play. They allowed 33 points on 25 drives. Against Bama and Washington. Jesse Minter, man.
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These dudes unknowingly tried to fight Jason Freeking Avant. This dumbass freshman corner has no idea how close he came to complete and utter destruction.
Michigan tried to plant the flag again at midfield, Jack Sawyer ripped it off and threw it.
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This u?
“Bet” and “Michigan vs Everybody”. Can’t get anymore cringe than that.
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Some will call it a choke job, but this is secretly Michigan State's way of sticking it to all of those ESPN analysts who picked them to win the title. Take THAT, Outside The Lines.
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People forget that part of being the “Same Old Lions” was getting regularly and monumentally screwed by the refs. It’s just that no one cared when the Lions were like 4-12.
ESPN just showed another angle. Jared Goff literally sends Taylor Decker and tells him to report as eligible. I mean…. Wow.
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Hunter Dickinson out here looking like he’s leading the students to the barricades in Les Misérables.
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It’s not like these two teams loved each other, This was after the “WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN” PB&J-huckin’ game. Notice how everyone is just walking? Some are even chatting. And, importantly, no one is kicking anyone.
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LSU/Yale is going to have some fascinating human interactions between fan bases.
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I asked my TV to restart from the beginning of the coronation and gee look what popped up.
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I just remembered that this happened. The perfect crime. Can’t even be mad. No notes.
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Chris Evans’ NFL success makes me incredibly happy. Possibly moreso than any Michigan player in the last decade.
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