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THIS FRIDAY! The Salt Factory: Tayam, Luminous Enigma LIVE with
@edh_dreamer
,
@OctaviaScratch_
, and
@hocks42
. Watch 4 Tayam decks battle for the title of SALTIEST DECK.
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Can't wait to not be able to buy this!
D&D is teaming up with Magic: The Gathering's Secret Lair for a special 50th Anniversary Secret Lair drops!
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My bf laid to rest his 19 year old cat, Zuul, last weekend. The week before he died, Gozer had ordered a bunch of supplies bc the cat had been sick. They arrived 2 days after Zuul passed.
@Chewy
Not only refunded, but sent a receipt so he could donate the items. They offered to
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I didn’t know this card existed and now it’s my Roman Empire.
@BrujajaGaming
“Hey, you. I have decided your three most important combo pieces are null and void” with a possible “fuck an entire section of your decks functions”
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I laughed so hard the cat judged me.
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I think some of ya'll need to reevaluate what you consider a "cheap" card. Like I'm broke as hell. A $10 is not cheap for me. A $5 card isn't cheap for me. I try not to spend more than $1 per card. Just keep that in mind when trying to convince someone commander is "cheap".
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POV you're my partner and this is what I sleep in....
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Sac Miner to Altar, float 1 black, Blood Artist ability commits a crime, use floating black to return Miner to field. Infinite.
#MagicTheGathering
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What MTG card makes you say “they’re just a little guy!”
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AND I SAY
HEY-EY-EY
HEY-EY-EY
I SAID “HEY, WHAT’S GOING ON?”
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listen if he wanted to share stories about Zuul. They offered to just let my bf grieve with them for a moment. Idk if I can express how greatful I am that Chewy understands how painful losing a pet, especially a 19 year old pet, that Gozer had half of his life. Chewy seriously
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Before I ask this question, I cannot stress enough how much I do not care that there are "better" cEDH commanders. If I wanted to build them, I would.
I need cEDH suggestions for win cons in Hapatra. I have the classics, but I want some interesting new ideas.
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My response to people giving me shit about a proxy: 'Are you offering to buy me these cards? Bc I'm poor af? Im playing with my proxies or you can solve the problem and get the cards for me.' I wouldn't be able to play without proxies. I'd love to own the cards, I just cant.
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Target opponent = crime mechanic.
Weddings are crimes in MTG. I don’t make the rules.
#MagicTheGathering
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I’m glad people are arguing with me less and less about land destruction. Utility lands are in your deck for a reason. The reason is always *shenanigans* I do not want to know what that reason is! Here’s some of your lands I will Ghost Quarter….
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Thank you for giving a kind space to grieving pet owners. I’ve personally been loyal to this company for years simply bc I ordered 2 gates by accident. They refunded and gave me a receipt so I could donate the items.
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Chewy, Ty. His heart broke last weekend and this was very comforting to him. And honestly, to me.
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How would you use this
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Its not Smothering Tithe. But for ~$6? I'll take it! "Smothering Tithe at home". Or "Smothering Tithe from Wish."
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Judge??? Do I pay 1 for colorless or 0 bc colorless is, well, colorless?
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Greetings from my bed 🖤 I have e different sets of sheets with skulls/skeletons 💀
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Send me pics of your favorite magic card you never use. I went nonverbal and I need to regulate so be unhinged.
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Gisa is Goth Girly Pop.
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Hey, if the skin tones are bothering you, don't follow me. I don't respect you.
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What are your favorite counterspells that are NOT in blue? This is mine...
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I friggin pulled it. My bf bought me a pack as a treat as I pulled THE chase. I can get rid of another proxy in my Gyome deck 🥹
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This card exists. That’s the tweet.
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I need you most unhinged Myrkul synergies. I'm leaning HARD into exiling opponents stuff :)
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I pulled Massacre Girl and put her in the 99 of Skeleton Ship lol.
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Once I had a friend drop out of a DnD campaign bc he was only “allowed” to indulge his hobbies 1 day a week. Then followed it up by saying “welcome to a committed relationship”. No one else in the group was single. Idk just a memory that popped into my head.
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Possibly controversial opinion: I think every casual EDH player should have *one* cEDH deck and play it in cEDH pods occasionally. I think you learn not to pull your punches, and in many cases how to lose in a sportsman like way. I know there's a lot of opinions on the 1/2
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I went to a pool party tonight. And I looked totally normal.
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I'm extremely shadowbanned. Please interact with ANY of my posts. Plz and ty. 🥺
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Hot Soup appreciation post
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Y’all you can Door Dash MTG cards from Target or Best Buy….
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Hi, y’all know budgets exist, right? I am fully aware Smothering Tithe is better. Consider those who cannot and/or do not want to spend $25 on a card. That’s most people. For $5, this card is FINE. You can win with “bad” or mid cards. I believe in you.
Its not Smothering Tithe. But for ~$6? I'll take it! "Smothering Tithe at home". Or "Smothering Tithe from Wish."
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"You can have fun and win in EDH without land removal".
You can have fun without these lands too. Run single target land removal. You're going to, and do see, all of these in low and mid tempo EDH games. They're not just in high power/fast tempo games Run a Ghost Quarter.
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It's okay to focus on The Gathering part of Magic. It's okay to build a silly deck. There's no reason to insult people for not optimizing their decks. People have different play styles and priorities. There is a format for everyone. Be respectful, be kind.
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I want to snuggle and talk about janky EDH builds 👉🏼👈🏼
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Okay I’ll tell you, bc y’all wanna know wtf is wrong with me.
This is the plan. Beseech is there to help it happen 😈
Nothing to see here
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I normally post appreciation posts but according to my bf I am the "definition of 'wake up and choose violence", let's try this...
URZA hate post.
#MagicTheGathering
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I made a Hot Soup proxy for my Midwestern nerds 🫀🖤
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MAGIC PLAYERS!
Please show me your favorite planeswalker cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reminder that Autistic peeps aren't going to "take a hint". You have to DIRECTLY tell us you are uncomfortable. We aren't "stalkers", we think you're our friend or could be. Be kind ffs.
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Thoughts on this card? (EDH thoughts specifically bc that's the format I built it in lol)
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What would Koth’s Bloomsona be 🤔
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I cannot wait to pull this off 😈
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Autism so so frustrating sometimes. I ask someone neurotypical a yes or no question and get every word in the dictionary but Yes or No. Now I’m more confused bc I didn’t get my answer. Idk how else to get the info I need. Yes or No questions need Yes or No answers.
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How I picture Bloomburrow
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[Pardon the dirty mirror] My surgery went well yesterday. No complications. Let’s talk about what kind of surgery!
I had my fallopian tubes removed. I am no longer capable of getting pregnant. I did not love needing to answer questions about having kids or how many kids I have
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People who are ASSHOLES about proxies limit their play pool to wallet v wallet. Seems real cowardly to limit your play pool like that. Insecure, much?
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I would like to create a sober space at con after events. Like a fully alcohol free gathering with mock tails. If anyone wants to help me create these spaces, hmu.
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Saw a TikTok someone being condescending about broke millennials and gen z: “Well if you want that nice new car or nice big house…”
My guy, I don’t want nice nor big anything. I just want ‘car’ and ‘House’. I’m not trying to afford *adjectives*, I need the nouns 😭
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You could be the luckiest nerd at the table and survive the Nipton Massacre when you win The Nipton Lottery!
The second of three previews card for
#MTGFallout
that I am honored to show. Thank you to
@wizards_magic
for this preview!
#MagicTheGathering
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Magic: The Gathering Universes Beyond - Dolly Parton
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You’re going to dinner on a first date. Where would you like to go?
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I wasn’t there when Lutri was banned. Please tell me about your Lutri truama and why that sweet baby otter is not allowed in the format.
Listen, if you see me in the streets playing blue red otters in EDH, Lutri's in the 99 and we're all just going to be normal about that.
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What’s wild to me is finding an artist willing to do large face tattoos on what appears to be a non-tattooed person. Artists, good ones anyways, won’t do that to young ppl or ppl who aren’t already heavily tattooed. Same with hand tattoos.
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I've never been in a game with this as a win but I want to run it. I don't have a treasure or artifact token deck that it would fit. Where would you run this card? EDH focused, but I want to know what other formats you'd use this!
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It’s almost pumpkin spice time. Which means it’s also time for the “let people enjoy their things” tweets. And no, absolutely not. Letting people have their joy is why Toxrill players exist. Counterspell.
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Magic has 26,812 cards. Be more creative.
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Looking at you, Scute Swarm 😠
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I've been seeing a boy. He is very nice. He knows I am on the Autism Spectrum. He also knows if I am over stimulated, I rub my ear lobes to help soothe myself. Well, he was being cute via text and I said I was blushing and smiling (which he knows can be overstimulating)...
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For $.50, I will happily return artifacts, enchantments, battles, planeswalkers, and tokens to owner's hands. Before you say it, I am very aware the $45 version is better and I can proxy. This is *cheaper then ordering a proxy*. Printer paper looks bad. This is a $3 combo.
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Gruul is FAST and PUNCH. But I want to see alternate win cons with Gruul. What are some EDH and PDH commanders I could use?
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People give me HATE for playing this card. Its extremely rare I activate all abilities because it's not always the right play. I'm looking forward to the reprint in Doctor Who. This print is beautiful!!!
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