Bruja Mariko-dono
@BrujaDelDemonio
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Anjin-sama’s translator and Lord Toronaga’s faithful vassal
Joined June 2017
Ok tapos si VVM si Darna kase gumagamit ng bato.
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Venise, what if kung sabihin kong wrong spelling pangalan mo?
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Duterte: Ang gusto ko, yung may kasalanan will have to face the consequences.
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“Diba siya yung *bright* daw at *ten steps ahead* mag-isip pero kagabi lang nalaman na importante pala ang mass testing pag may pandemic? 🤣”
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*me after learning that Manny Pacquiao is running for president in 2020:
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* Eddie Garcia (†) looking down from Heaven and listening to our praises:
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✨Marcos Junior singlehandedly ends diabetes in the Philippines ✨
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Yung partylist ng nurses rejected pero eto nakapasa?
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When did Eat Bulaga become synonymous with "clean" comedy?. ** Drinks Pepsi **
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Hello everything! How are we to find out in one functional movement?
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STOP EVERYTHING, BESHYCAKES!!! KAREN DAVILA IS ON FIRE!. In a breathtaking display of courage, Kween Karen slices The Dick. #SubpoenaPolong
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Filed under: "Bakit sa mga kaibigan nakipag New Year si Christine?"
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Si Tatay ba humingi na ng paumanhin kay Shalala? 😠
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Happy International Women’s Day!. Sana forever masarap ang ulam, malamig ang unan, at flawless ang mga skin niyo mga sezzz. Mabuhay ang Pilipina! 🇵🇭.Abante Babae! ✊🏼
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Tricycles ni Vico rejected. E-Trikes ni Isko approved?. Mashadong obvious. Suntukan na lang!.
@CitizenCass @IamEthylGabison @DILGPhilippines @karlo_nograles Pag si Mayor @VicoSotto ni-reject, e Bakit ito @IskoMoreno approved? Halos pareho lang naman??? Bakiiit??? DILG anuna??? Tulungan ba kayo against a true leader? Mejo halata eh.
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In a stunning news that shook the foundations volcanology and seismology, Assistant Secretary and ex-Thomasian Awardee Mocha Uson says that Mayon Volcano is now in Naga City. PHIVOLCS: 😮.NDRRMC: 😮.Pacific Ring of Fire: 😮.Magayon: 😮.Panganoron: 😮.VP Leni Robredo: 😮
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PNP released photos of these alleged NPA surrenderees. Pero tyan pa lang, mukhang pulis yang mga yan.
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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER: . 🇵🇭 Bureau of Fisheries and Director EDUARDO GONGONA : Orders Filipino fishermen to stay away from Scarborough Shoal. 🇮🇩 Minister of Maritime Affairs and Fisheries SUSI PUDJIASTUTI : Orders intruding Chinese fishing vessels to be sunk or blown off the water
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The UST Alumni Association imbued itself with unending disgrace by giving the Thomasian Award to Mocha Uson, the Fountain of Purest Lies. These two outstanding UST alumni deserved it more:
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Galit sa ABS CBN kasi bias at di nila narereport ang gatherings na sumusuporta sa Marcos-Duterte tandem???. Pero nung andun para i-cover ang event nila itataboy???. Tapos pag walang media mileage ang event nila magagalit at tatawaging bias ang ABS CBN???.
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Imelda Marcos , wife of dictator Ferdinand Marcos, is found guilty by the Sandiganbanyan for multiple counts of graft and has been issued a warrant of arrest. Filipino people:
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Sana forever masarap ang ulam, malamig ang unan, at flawless ang mga skin niyo mga sezzz. Mabuhay ang Pilipina! 🇵🇭.Abante Babae! ✊🏼
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After all this is over, never forget how the government compromised its healthcare system WAY before COVID-19.
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So, PDP-Laban wants Mocha Uson to be a Senator? . Well, she must first pass the first test towards a Senate seat:
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Mga beshycakes, may pa-tsaa po ang bagong alkalde ng Maynila. 😋🍵
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THREAD: While the DDS are busy stealing pictures of Iloilo City's streets and passing them off as "Davao City" kuno, Iloilo City yet again opened a new park that will surely be the envy of other cities who pretend to be Singapore. Presenting Iloilo City's new Sunburst Park:
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Remember two weeks ago during the Taal eruption when N95 masks became so rare that prices shot up by at least 200%?.
3.16 million masks arrived in #Wuhan on Sunday from Manila at a time when the city is in urgent need of medical supplies. The masks were purchased by Hubei government through import companies to combat the #novelcoronavirus.
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"Sama-sama tayong babangon muli". So you agree na binaon tayo sa hirap ng administrasyon na to?
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Juan Ponce Enrile has witnessed the beginning and the end of World War II, the Vietnam War, the Cold War, the Gulf War, and the Iraq War. Now he is about to witness the end of 68 year-old war between North and South Korea.
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Magandang hapon, Sandro Marcos.
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Star Wars-themed PPEs at The Medical City Iloilo, by registered nurse and fashion designer Adrian Pe. Batò Iloilo! ✊🏼
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Remember when Iloilo called on airlines to stop international flights from countries which have increasing COVID-19 cases?. That was way back in JANUARY. Yep, Iloilo was that gurl.
READ: Province of Iloilo tells Cebu Pacific @CebuPacificAir to halt ALL flights to and from countries with confirmed cases of #nCoV2019 🦠 . 🛫 ✈️ 🛬
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Can someone remind the President what he has are Emergency Powers and not Emergency Leave?.
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Who's funding this "Run Sara Run" campaign? It better not be my taxes.
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1) THREAD: The Death of Reynaldo de Guzman and How a Mother Lost Her Four Teenage Sons to the Davao Death Squad
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LOOK: Iloilo City street art pays tribute to Rosita Caballero, the last binukot of Panay Island. A binukot is a kept and secluded maiden who dedicates her life to memorizing and chanting the ancient epics of Panay such as the "Sugidanon", "Hinilawod", and "Humadapnon". [1/n]
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Probably the most eloquent exchange of dialogue in the history of Philippine cinema.
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Frontline doctors and nurses nung malaman nilang naunahan pa sila ng mga sundalo sa bakuna kontra beerus:
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PNP: "Kahit bakla yan, kapag nakainom ng alak nagiging lalake yan". Di nyo pa naranasang mapaligiran ng mga baklang lasing, no?.
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Akalain mong inuna pa ng Singapore ang kaligtasan ng mga mamamayan niya kaysa sa feelings ng mga Chinese. 😱. What a concept. 🤯.
Coronavirus: Singapore to ban all new visitors from China including foreigners
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Boracay clean up ➡ Chinese casino .Manila Bay clean up ➡ Chinese reclamation.Water shortage➡ Chinese dam. What's next?.
There's every reason to be wary of China's involvement in the Kaliwa Dam project. We need a new dam and reservoir? Yes. Does it have to be financed and built by China? No.
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***nAkaKaSakaY nAmAn SiLA aH*** 😄🤘. ***nAkAkARaTiNg Pa NaMaN yUnG mGa DaPat mAkArAtiNg*** 😉👌. ***iF yOu WaNt To ArRiVe EaRLy, Go ThErE eArLiEr*** 😌☝️. 🇨🇳 🥴👊
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A story of where to find honest and dishonest Filipinos.
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Very halata ang green screen. Can someone teach them how to color grade?
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"This whole meeting could've been one short email.".
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Nagtaka ka sa pangalang CHEL? . Eh Stonefish?.
Duterte: Itong si Chel Diokno, kilala ko lang because Diokno. He criticized anong nangyari dito. Saan ka nakakita dito pangalan nya C-H-E-L Diokno. Ano ba, lalaki, o babae? | via @pia_gutierrez.
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“Weren’t you the one who called my Son stupid?”
'Be kind,' Duterte tells Filipinos on Feast of Immaculate Conception
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LOOK: Iloilo City street art pays tribute to Teresa Magbanua, the Ilongga general of the Philippine Revolutionary Army. A schoolteacher and a housewife before joining the revolution, Nay Isa led her troops on horseback and fought against the armies of Spain, America, and Japan.
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Perang inilaan ng gobyerno sa UP MSI sa loob ng isang dekada: .PHP 364,073,909.40. Kapalit niyan ang researches nila sa yamang dagat ng West Philippine Sea, Benham Rise, giant clams, mangroves, fisheries; tatlong National Scientists. Budget ng dolomite beach: .389 million+++
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Walang Robinsons sa Festive Walk in Iloilo. Try again.
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*Myanmar 🇲🇲 and Bangladesh 🇧🇩 be like:. “Sezzz, tingnan mo ang Pilipinas oh. Tayo nagbabakuna na, sila nagsi-simulation pa lang. Sksksks.”
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Indonesia deploys F-16 fighter jets to counter China's encroachment into Indonesian territory near Natuna islands in the South China Sea. "I would not sell our sovereignty for investment, never. I'm not stupid.".- LUHUT PANDJAITAN, Minister of Maritime and Investment Affairs 🇮🇩
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How do I start a classy revolution? Do I bring my Prada Galleria Bag with appliquè?
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Considered to be one of the most bad-ass government officials of Indonesia, (and of this planet) Pudjiastuti gained the respect of her countrymen and the world for for ordering the seizure and sinking of foreign fishing vessels intruding into Indonesia's fishing grounds.
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Hala. bat ka nagagalit e ine-emulate lng yung idol nyo.
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Mataas standards pero crush si Sandro Marcos? 💅💅💅
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Iloilo City transforms an anchored ship on the Iloilo River into a 200-bed floating hotel for the city’s frontliners. The M/V Capt. John B. Lacson Maritime Vanguard, docked at the Muelle Loney waterfront, was offered by a local maritime university for use of the City Government.
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JESUS: *multiplies bread 🍞 and fish 🐟 to feed the hungry people*. DDS: “Komonesta! Gusto mo lang ipahiya at ibagsak ang Administrasyong Herodes! 🤬👊”
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Iloilo City removes high-tension power lines, electrical wires, and concrete posts from the Iloilo River Esplanade and the Muelle Loney riverside boulevard to improve urban views and make it safer for bikers and pedestrians. 🌱🏃🏻♂️🌲🚴🏼♂️🌳🚴♀️🌴🏃🏻♀️🌿
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Paki-forward sa kaibigan mong mahilig magbasa ng "self-help" books na sinulat ng mga bilyonaryo, putak nang putak ng "millionaire mindset," at bilib na bilib sa mga wealth-hoarder at oppressor na to.
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Say you're afraid of a Robredo presidency without saying you're afraid of a Robredo presidency.
MARCOS-DUTERTE-ARROYO-ESTRADA. This alliance was described as a “grand coalition of national and regional parties” intended to ensure the victory of Bongbong Marcos and Sara Duterte as presidential and vice presidential candidates, respectively, in the May 2022 elections. #VotePH
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“I don’t need to prove what I’m alleging.”.- BONDYING . *me:
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*Bangladesh 🇧🇩 and Indonesia 🇮🇩 each approaching 2 million citizens vaccinated against COVID-19:
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✨Alam nyo ba na yung kasambahay ng Asec na ninakawan is a solid BBM-Sara supporter? ✨
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Philippine dictator and despot Rodrigo Duterte makes it to “The Simpsons”. Is he the first Philippine President to be shown on this iconic American cartoon show?. Nakaka-proud si Tatay Digong, mga ka-DDS!. #BestPresidentInTheSolarSystem
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Iloilo City removes billboards from its Calle Real Heritage Zone. This is part of the city’s efforts to preserve its old central business district and reduce urban eyesores. 4 large billboards next to a heritage house near the Arroyo Fountain were the first to be taken down.
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1) When Korean Jee Ick Joo was strangled by the police inside Camp Crame in front of Bato's office, I thought the nation would be outraged.
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Prayers can move mountains. Mocha can move volcanoes.
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Filipinos made a survival horror videogame: Ang Ospital. Congrats to the developers and everyone else who got involved!.
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P30 isang pirasong sibuyas sa Pilipinas. £2 (P136) isang kilong sibuyas sa London. Oo may inflation sa buong mundo pero kalokohan yang sa Pilipinas.
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Hi UP Manila/UP PGH peeps. QUESTION: Kung may VIP na sumingit sa pila ng ER at nabigyan agad ng room, sino sa hospital leadership/medical officials ang nag-aapprove or facilitate such arrangements?. Sino ang dapat managot?.
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